HEADLINE: Unfunny Comedian Wants to See Funny Comedian Quit Biz Forever

115  2018-08-31 by mcb84

88 comments

Harpy bitch

This bitch lives next door to Kanye West and is whining about "lack of opportunity."

Fuck her - if she was a 57yo white male comedian, she'd be playing The Chuckle Hut and living in an apartment in Reseda.

She opens up a People’s magazine to find ideas for “comedy”. Fuck her.

Just more free press for Louie. Stupid useless bitch

Bitch should know better after all those faggot fans of the president tried to do the same to her shitty career.

Louis Nye was the only guy to ever find her attractive. https://youtu.be/6IKip1o_HCk?t=1m37s

get another haircut, raspy voiced ditsy bitch

Yeah, not butch enough yet

If she grew a beard they would be identical

Her clit is the same size as Louis Dick.

Check my post in about 4 seconds

bravo

Yeah great point, think of all the women, tranny and colored comics who can pack a comedy club but can't get booked because Louis works there once a year. This unfunny bitch's standup has caused me far more trauma than Louis has caused anyone.

You know, that's a good point. From a utilitarian standpoint even Cosby's comedy has brought more joy into the world than his rapes took away from it. Same with OJ or Mel Gibson (though he didn't actually do anything wrong).

Shit even if it didn't anybody who claims they were that affected from watching a guy jerk off shouldn't be taken seriously. Not saying guys should be able to force women to watch them do it (I know Louis didn't) but no adult should be that fragile minded that it would haunt their dreams.

I think you underestimate how worthless women are.

I agree. OJ didnt do anything wrong.

This reminds me of my favorite Kathy Griffin story

She peaked with her 3 second part in Pulp Fiction

Haha, fuckin pedestrian car accident witness number 2.

A month or two back she was On Real Time complaining about people trying to ruin her career after that photoshoot she did that got her into a lot of hot water. I don't think she understands what irony is.

All this is is that she's jealous people are excited for Louis CK to return after his excommunication whereas no one really gave a shit when she was excommunicated for her shit and no one reallu wanted her back.

Her entire act is the worst parts of Aziz Ansari's act.

Celeb stories and "OMG! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!?" looks at the camera.

It's painfully unfunny.

It’s painfully unfunny to men. Women and fags eat it up.

Women are retarded when it comes to entertainment. But the homos should know better.

Explain Bravo! (The channel)

I'll one-up you. Explain LOGO (The channel)

She's also mad because she was never pretty enough for Louis to masturbate in front of her.

She fucked Fred Stoller. Not relevant, but strange.

I wonder if she thinks she's funnier than Louis CK. Probably.

She just wants her ugly mug in the news. She’ll take any attention she can muster.

Breaking News: Ol Serengeti Womb is crying about something again.

So instead of liking someone we know makes us laugh and has done so thousands of ways we should ignore them forever because unknown and unproven brown people need a turn?

If you have an awesome product it'll sell itself. This person stinks.

Seriously? You think Joan Rivers ever complained like this?

It's literally the only reason anyone knows who she is. She has a vagina and she tells jokes.

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“Survivors” lol. Like they made it through the holocaust or some shit. You saw a fat guy jerk off. I’ve seen worse walking around downtown in any major city in America.

I don’t follow the logic behind their viewing Louie’s shenanigans as “attacks”. They followed him into those rooms because he’s physically imposing and has clout in the business? Was that their explanation for not being able to walk away?

Each incident happened even before his HBO show. Back then his resume was: Writer - Dana Carvey Show, Late Night with Conan O’Brien, Voice - Dr. Katz.

He wasn’t some heavyweight in the business.

Don't forget Pootie Tang!

That’s a really good point. How much of the momentum his accusers got was from the misleading image they shrieked to the press? It was all-powerful careermaker Industry Titan Louie, awards everywhere for his does-every-job tv show, AND selling out top tier venues worldwide... he was the one assaulting these fearless survivors. It wasn’t the pasty fat balding ginger divorcee punching a timecard on Conan’s writing staff. Where do these twats get off

They really did omit dates/context in attempt to make it look like he did it between accepting Emmy's or some shit.

They agreed to see it and the ones who didn't agree...didn't see it. What a monster he is and what brave strong women they are to have survived that ordeal.

Didnt they laugh uncomfortably assuming he was joking, which he misinterpreted as consent?

Seems like that's what happened yeah, but not the same as doing it forcefully as everyone seems to be saying.

haha Jimmy served up that story himself when no women were talking about it? What a piece of shit. And i'm sure this happened AFTER Louis got him all sorts of spots on his TV shows.

I'll find the clip and post it

No they all said they agreed. Half the stories I read involved him asking women who said no and he walked away

wasnt he like cumming on his own stomach and half naked? Easily more vulnerable than the women in these scenarios.

Women need to be a victim. The metoo horseshit let these fucks become jealous of other women and prr usual wants the attention to themselves. God I do really hate women, if I could take a dick in my ass I would hop to they gay side. Dealing and dating these cunts is a nightmare. Yeah some are good but the overwhelming majority are attention whores. Women hate women more than could evwr

My girlfriend and I were waking through the city a few months ago and passed by a guy laying in a parking area hand in his pants going to town 3 feet from the sidewalk... Shes lucky to be alive after witnessing that

I think that for an actual rape victim, this would be as insulting as Norton trying to relate to real alcoholics.

I don't care much for Louis, but I care even less for the people who abandoned him/now hate him.

I'm amazed people whose careers were launched several levels thanks to him are completely throwing him under the bus and in some cases trying to offer up more shit. they don't have to say anything but they go out of their way to dump on him.

Other celebrities who owe him NOTHING have at least said something like "give him a chance."

Andy Dick at it again

Women have no business in comedy.

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Dumb dyke cunt.

This is the age of mentally ill people getting attention.

Shut up you red headed unfunny cunt!!!!

And Kathy should be quiet as well

But seriously folks...

Breaking News: 67 year old whore is mad

Yknow, this reminds Artie of a story that never happened from when he was on Howard...

This broad is revolting. I don’t even want to call her an unfunny liberal cunt even though she is one. In a sick way she’d get off on the attention. Pulls a gross stunt pic then tries to absolve herself when blowback hits.

For fucks sake Louie asked for consent. He’s not a rapist or murderer. A few broads even laughed it off. People now act like he’s a monster.

Broads saw the opportunity to shiv a famous guy. Textbook female vindictiveness in my eyes.

I support him a million percent. Hey broads you wanna be tough act like men and be equal then you should’ve told him to cut the shit.

Louie lost shows and a ton of money. What he did may be weird and awkward but the lack of perspective is sick.

Hopefully MGTOW guys alone give him enough kick to revive his career

survivors

It's a miracle those who-ers survived seeing him pulling his pecker. So brave.

a quick google search of louie will reveal several miserable cunts that are angry that he had the audacity to do a comedy set. These people actually believe he shouldn't show his face in public for years because he asked a few chicks to watch him jerk off. he's supposed to trap himself inside of his house for years because of this.

Believe all women!

women are obsessed with social status so when men are able to successfully build themselves back up without begging for forgiveness or help its like they're watching superman lift a train. "ITS NOT FAIR"

She fucked Woz.

Why is Andy Dick commenting on Louis CK?

Remember, it's just showbiz jealousy, she doesn't care about woman in any way. She's mad he helped Tig and not her.

The progressives always eat their own. Let them, until they are all gone

Is Kathy Griffin old or something? Why do I keep waiting for her to die, like “oh it’ll be any day now”.

I truly hate women with every bone in my body.

I may be taking the male side of things... but could it not have gone down like...

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"Can I masturbate in front of you?" (unzip)

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"Errrhmmm.. no thanks Louis."

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"Right then..." (zip up)

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A little awkward, borderline sexual assault (but really not), but in the end a consenting act. Play the pressured role all you want, it's bs.

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#metoo, #goFuckYourself

These campaigns aren’t about truth, they’re ideological hit jobs. The message is support us or we will destroy you with a scandal of out own making. Who “us” is varies, but invariably it leads back to a (((source))).

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Social media, mainstream media. Just ignore both as best as you can, and you’ll be enriched by decreased awareness of the ongoing Olympics of partisan zealotry, political correctness, and sanctimonious outrage.

I’ve really been tuning out on the crowd that’s hopping mad about Louis’s return. Even if some of their issues are valid, I just have extreme fatigue toward social + mainstream media frothing over everything all the time, and destroying any trace of nuance in a conversation. A common refrain is that he re-emerged too soon. As if any of these people would be more forgiving, and less prone to sanctimony, if he had gone underground without a peep for several years.

I’ve really been tuning out the crowd that’s predictably vociferous about Louis’s return. Even if some of their issues are valid, I just have extreme fatigue toward social + mainstream media frothing over everything all the time, and destroying any trace of nuance in a conversation. A common refrain with them is that this is too soon to re-emerge. As if any of these people would be more forgiving, and less prone to sanctimony, if he had gone underground without a peep for several years. They’re also saying he’s callous for not addressing the scandal on-stage. If he did that, they’d be ripping him for trivializing the gravity of the offense through jokes. No matter what he does, certain douche-bags are going to wag their finger and demand that he stay in exile or commit suicide.

It's almost as though unqualified nobody bloggers are trying to...bait some kind of clicks

Why why, is Andy Dick upset about Louise CK.

I wish she would go on a long vacation to the bottom of the pacific.

isn't this sub on Kathy's side since Louis is discriminatory (a form of racism/nazism) similar to Joe and Anthony?

nice, some news that lets this sub's SJW's feel like they they can rail against so they don't feel like the progressive doormats they are

There was some interesting logic on the tom segura podcast, they seemed to say that they were much more bothered by him returning after only 9 months than they were about his masturbatory acts. They then said he should have given it a year.

So they would be fine with him doing a 15 min set in 3 months, but doing one now is worse than what he did in the first place.

I guess now he has to wait 18 months before saying another joke.

These “survivors” must be so glad they have some butchy haired cunt to come to their defense. After all that trauma of seeing a fat mans penis they could really use somebody in their corner

I hope Louis trashes her.

Louie won't spend a second giving her any attention.

Fair enough, sir.

I was watching some second-rate news anchors cover his return, and they were saying stuff like

>As a woman, I don't feel comfortable with him just coming back like this. I can't laugh at his comedy anymore because I keep picturing what he did. Maybe if he demonstrates what he's learned and how he's grown as a person first...

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Why does Louis owe them anything? It's such a fucking power trip, ruining a guy's career for something he did consensually and then expecting him to bow his head in shame for the rest of his life. He's made me laugh more than any other comic in his prime. But I'm supposed to shun him until all these people *feel* that he's learned?

Let me know when Lena Dunham says it's okay to find him funny again.

It's literally how people ended up burned on a stake.

So basically, a man gets consent for something. Years later, some women decide that the consent they gave him shouldn't prevent them from becoming famous victims in the #MeToo era. And now, we all just need to understand that it wasn't really consensual because we don't know what the girls were feeling at the time. Fucking women.

She looks like an embalmed Martin Short.

Didn’t Artie fall asleep to Kathy Griffin once? I seem to remember this but I’m not sure because he never mentions it.

I wish Kathy Griffin was fuckin dead

Is Kathy aware that not all CIS White Male comedians make it? In terms of success rating, white male comedians must have an attrition rate of Navy SEAL selection, whereas female comedians can only fail despite being held up by the industry.

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Like, this is evident in Kathy herself. She didnt realice she was old, ugly and irrelevant before being close to 60 because the industry held her up, despite her being shrill, unfunny and unlikable. She had to alienate half of the country before they had the balls to cut her off. There mere whisper of a male entertainer is enough to teleport him into obscurity, but if a female entertainer rapes a baby with a fire extinguisher, we will be told to keep calm and wait for evidence, and if that is produced it is probably her fathers fault for hugging her wrong as a child.

Seems like that's what happened yeah, but not the same as doing it forcefully as everyone seems to be saying.

No they all said they agreed. Half the stories I read involved him asking women who said no and he walked away

I think you underestimate how worthless women are.