Top 5 Faggots of 2018

89  2018-08-31 by AOTV88

66 comments

Correct

where is sam roberts

And Jim Norton

i like to point out they're so irrelevant we forgot about them

Obscure*

This list cut off at 2 for me. I assumed Sam was 1

I'd argue Gail Bennington should be on the list, or mentioned in a footnote

I disagree severely for the following reasons:

1) Anthony is the biggest faggot of 2018 because he actually is a faggot. He's also a gay person.

2) Colin Fagerty should have his own slot instead of piggybacking on Ant's sagging balls.

3) Despite only being noteworthy because of his marriage to a million dollar vagina, Pete Davidson should get slot 2 just for that picture alone.

4) Dave Smith is a walleyed cunt but certainly has done nothing of importance in the calendar year of 2018

5) Bert Kreisher has deep connections to the Russian Mob and should never be mocked under any circumstances.

6) That Brendan Schaub guy is a retard. He tried shit talking Dana White and was soundly battered about the ears and neck. Nevertheless, he'a unrelated to this community, and you only included him to further your hateful agenda against him.

Bam margera fucked Landau’s wife

He is the husband of every wife, whereas Cumia is the wife of every husband.

Maybe you'd be cuckold.

Thanks for your input. I'll consider making a Rolling Stone-like top 50 list.

4) Dave Smith is a walleyed cunt

I'm constantly wanting to ask "why do we hate this Dave Smith guy again?" but I'm scared of getting beaten up for it. Easier to just hop onboard.

Have you ever heard him speak?

As a free market libertarian anarchist, I totally think the non-aggression principle and no police would work in Brooklyn and Detroit.

I was into a bunch of libertarian/"voluntaryism" shit when I was in college in like 2012. While it makes sense, it's a super autistic way to look at things and will never garner enough support to put those ideas into action or actually "dissolve" the US federal government lol.

Basically, the masses are stupid and you need the power of the state to keep them on track or from doing terrible things. And with the two party system we have you just need to win enough popularity points and get as many people possible on your side to fuck the other side.

If anything I'd love to see a real right wing government come to power and impose more aggression. Subjugate our disgusting enemies until they fall in line and shut the fuck up.

But hey, that's just me! I actually don't believe the system we have is sustainable at all and the powers that be will continue fucking up and making terrible decisions to fix any of this mess. Rome fucked up in many of the same ways as 21st century USA.

he took away Lauren the Chin from the chippa

Insecure Jew who was jealous his ironchinned girlfriend was going to dump him for a tired gimmick.

He came inside a girls pussy, what a fag

i think thats because this sub used to love that hack tssing peckzonz character

Dave Landau gets my vote

its august you dingus

Who is the guy on 2? Looks like a faggot and I hate him already.

That would be Brendan Schuab. Joe Rogan coattail rider and former UFC fighter. Retired after Rogan publicly mocked his fighting skills and told him to quit.

I love watching Roy Nelson knock him out.

a win for fatties, I like it

I think he prefers Brandon

One of the top comedians in the world right now

This is the wrong way round.

Nothing wrong with Bert hes kinda funny.

What has he ever said that is funny?

The Machine Story is hella funny dude. Me and my boys pop bottles and laugh about it. Then we fuck each other in the ass.

It's funny when other comedians make fun of him on podcasts.

He has a pretty funny story about thinking Will Smith was trying to fuck him. And I really liked the machine story the first time I heard it. Not the funniest guy but he's got some good material.

Why don't you go suck his cock then? And while you're at tell him to keep his fucking shirt on.

That's a weird conclusion to jump to, you seem very upset.

No, I'm cool.

Top 2 guys had to gargle and swallow the cum of a famous guy so they could have a puddle of fame.

  1. Dave Smith

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  1. Bert Krisher

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  1. Brendon Shaub

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  1. Joe Cumia

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  1. Anthony Cumia

swap bert with tony hinchcliff and we are in

I just took a huge dump that smelled like Norton's act.

You forgot Doug Benson.

We need a new power rankings around here.

Weed...LMFAO

All these cryptojews

Call me old fashioned, but I really dont think a professional fighter and father belong on this list

He stinks and I don't like him.

Dawg it's so hard being a father. These losers living in their moms basement don't know the hustle it takes.

1 - A. Cumia - No explanation needed

2 - J. Cumia - General Faggotry

3 - J. Morton - Louie CK and other worm like actions

4 - S. Roberts - Ugly and bad laugh

5 - Bobo - Go Scam Me

I don't even know who number 2 is.

Dave Smith doesn't deserve recognition of any kind, he just hangs out with comedians.

Pete Davidson might be a fag, but for now he's a fag who's fucking Ariana Grande. So he's clearly achieved more than most people in this sub's world ever will.

Should have just been 5 pictures of Ant.

Pete Davidson might be a fag, but for now he's a fag who's fucking Ariana Grande.

He still got them butthole eyes though

that's not an chievement. a girl likes you? they like me too and I'm a faggot

Butthole eyes should take the #1 spot by far

Dude you're so funny for saying the thing everyone else is saying!

Thanks nigger

Do we ever want re-examine the Dave Smith issue? Norton seems to be the problem; who knows how twisted his "partnership" with Chinny was? Michael Malice proves all Libertarians are Faggots though. Malice deserves way more hate than Schuab.

Hey, I spent months, nay, years on this sub waiting for and celebrating the Fall of the Dopie Empire. I’ve got one more in me and that’s waiting for the total destruction of Jim and Sam...their utterly terrible show is only superceded by their horrible personalities. It’s their turn and both should be at the top of the list.

I would've added them but I haven't listened to Jim on the radio in years. Totally obscure to me.

4/5 of those people I only know of through this sub

Jimmy is the faggiest faggot of all the fags in fagtown.

Dave Landau is by far the biggest faggot of 2018

Everything on this sub sucks and isn't funny. You all disgust me. Someone must be insecure.

That's mean af.

Yeah. I hurt EVERYONE'S feelings.

Don't worry about it. I'll be ok.

That's a nice thought. I was worried.

Wow this is suprisingly accurate. Good on ya.

I would've added them but I haven't listened to Jim on the radio in years. Totally obscure to me.

Yeah. I hurt EVERYONE'S feelings.

Don't worry about it. I'll be ok.