i dont for colored girls, no

Not with the hard R....

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I had a white man who lovingly called his dog "puppet" - a play on the word puppy, and he called me "monket," an endearing term for a monkey. He picked me up from the airport one time with a sign that said monket it was so cute

Sounds like a nice guy. It's too bad he left you.

I lef his ass when i found out he was cheating. Then he died and i told his family all his pin numbers and passwords and shit that his girl didnt know. They thanked me profusely. I win.

I win.

always babe

You probably could have easily monkied up his finances.

No offense.

He had a decent art collection that i sold to auction houses. I did alright

I’ve yelled nigger at your girlfriend.

I like calling black people 'you white bastard' just to switch things up.

It confuses their racist ass.

I also don’t insist on carrying a handgun while getting drunk with my girlfriend. But I’m weird like that.

I only yell nigger when no one can hear me, but I do it fairly often. It’s more satisfying than “fuck”.

What a fagette. If yelling nigger at your girlfriend is good enough for Mel Gibson, it's good enough for the rest of us.