make that money, girl! $$$$$$

359  2018-08-30 by sams_seed

169 comments

You know what they say; you arent paying for the sex you're paying for the discretion.

You're not paying them to come, you're paying them to leave. Said Artie Lange ten million times.

Yeah I was making a joke about the situation with Ant, guy. And Artie didn't make that up, its a famous expression.

well exccuuusee me

Errol Flynn, I believe.

Ant sprinkles penises on cheeseburgers WHEEEEEEZZE

You're paying draculas to have sex with cheeseburgers WHEEEEEEEEZEEEEE

Oh my, what an exciting new find :).

And it's actually real...

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Ho ho hooooly shit!

Tony Cumia is a fancy man, he cannot be bothered with remembering to cover up his tranny dalliances.

Hes bust making Twitter accounts and trying to dox people in between head locks from missy and popping xanax bars

This and Cumia's recent doxx&ban episode 4 is all a conspiracy to shut down the injustice that our boy Kuhn got sentenced to a long 8 and a half years for killing his own child and stepping over his corpse in the pursuit of excellent value for money audio equipment. Dindunuffin

The quanspiracy goes deeper..

She could have seen the sub and just started extorting him not to lie, which would make me respect her more, but I believe the butt fucking story.

That anthony cumia got his little ass fucked by her mangled and decrepit cock?

You have a way with words, my friend.

'She had a really big clit!"

  • Jim Norton

Her dick’s all shitty from Ant’s asshole Dick’s all shitty

I think I get what you’re saying here, pal.

If there was any tiny shred of doubt left.

He's using his real name and profile picture to pay a male prostitute?

He's a very generous man and she just happens to be between the ages of 8 and 80. Nothing to see here.

He helps all makes and models as well

If my 91 year old grandfather got caught fucking a tranny

he’d phrase it just like that.

It's undeniable. There is no logical excuse to be on a pay app with a tranny prostitute 'friend.'

Well what about if that tranny friend fucked you and you need to send them money to buy boobs so you don't feel like such a fag next time.

You make a good point.

Oh, well in that case it's a perfectly reasonable expectation.

The Gentleman shouldn't be rude to the young lady

I mean not to play faggy devil's advocate but there could be

He pays people from 8 to 80, this means nothing.... /s

Uh oh.

Oh wow. He really did fuck a tranny. What a great day.

He actually payed money to do so.

Was that ever in question?

Not to me. I knew it like I know the bathroom cleanup protocol at Panera Bread. "Wipe the floor last, and wipe towards the door, not the corner you stupid fucking asshole."

My mom told me to listen hard and remember all the instructions that they told me so I memorized 'em all. The teacher said I was slow at math but I was always good at remembering.

Well there is knowing and then knowing.

There is knowing and then there is proof that he knows that we know

We all knew but now we can actually prove it in court.

You ever doubted? Now, we just need the proof of those pedophilia stories swirling around Brother Joe

Berber Joe can't keep getting away with it.

When Anthony croaks from liver failure and whatever funds left are tied up in a lengthy legal proceedings (Ant is a drunken, white trash idiot who doesn't have shit in order despite having 2 heart attacks) it'll lead to Joe either sucking dick or confessing in DM's for cash. He's far too lazy to exert himself with snake guzzling

There's going to be crowdfunding thread for Joe's nudes on this sub within 5 years.

I don't understand what's implied in that screenshot. Or what that site is for?

It's a direct payment site like paypal. It's free and gets money from one bank account to another securely in a business day.

Can't help you there.

Venmo me ☺

You've already shown us pussy and asshole. There's nothing left to pay you for.

We can help her get that abortion she calls a belly button fixed...

We should have like a doctors without borders help us out. Get kuhns nose fixed first

Now we're talkin!

Explainer: Venmo is a peer-to-peer money transfer app that lets you pay for expenses like lunches, uber rides, or anything else between individuals who don't carry cash. It's often used in illicit trade like buying Xanax, paying for prostitutes, and other wholesome activities. When you send money to someone you become their "friend" as it shows in the red circle on the right hand side. That is Anthony Cumia's account.

This is the smoking gun everyone was waiting for. Anthony got cornholed by a tranny

Was there a doubt, though? After that guy who befriended KTC and Luis J Gomez it was pretty clear that Ant banged a tranny. Or that he was banged, whatever.

Who was it that became friends with Keith the top?

I don't know. It was someone from here who befriended him for like a year and then asked about Sue. He pretty much admitted that Ant did something with her. I'm sure it was in one of the Ant documentaries.

Why not just cash?

Beccause its 2018

Well it it the current year, but if I wanted to see your nude butthole, and we're both there, just take my $20 bill and be done with it.

K but i need you to pay for my uber to get there

See how that works?

OK we'll have to settle this on Venmo.

I used to visit various strippers in Springfield, including Library Girl. I was always trying to get nudez and videoz. One girl in particular was in the habit of having me pay her bills instead of simply handing her cash.

In hindsight, she was a plain ol' hooker and I was too dense to pick up the clues. For instance, we once went out to dinner and she had me pick her up at a hotel. I was too dopey to ask to come inside.

The first time I heard about Backpage was from her.

I think she had guys pay her bills to evade prostitution charges. Basically if I log in to Verizon and pay a $200 phone bill that's registered to her son, no money's changed hands - but she just got paid.

Get Big-A in your social circle and the only currency you'll have to pay women in are bricks.

I love paying women for nudez, it's so degrading

I imagine it's how gay men feel when then convince a straight guy to suck dick

Yeah but what's more degrading than a woman's head on the hood of your car?

This was my dream.

I made it come true. This is the fuckin American dream. This is the fuckin dream y’all.

This is my shit. Look at my shit.

I got shorts, every fuckin color. I got designer t-shirts. I got gold bullets. Motherfuckin vampires. I got my dark tannin’ oil, lay out by the pool. This is the American dream.

Imagine admitting this. Do some pull-ups and download Tinder, dude.

Screw that. I used to be into online dating when I was younger. Just a huge time killer. I got my wife, I got a few girls with low self esteem in orbit, life is good.

That was so funny I shit my pants and used my garage opener as a remote control

That last line rhymes with “Grandma got run over by a reindeer”

So all one has to do is send $1 to Sue to be her friend and see all the payments??

Don’t you also pay all your friends who you have a mutual good time with and just enjoy the company of?

I get paid 😇

Do the bit

look at all these hatin ass downvoting motherfuckers!!! yall wouldn't know about that shit if i wasnt hip to the game extorting married men and shit come on now

If someone makes a joke, you go with it. Nobody is interested in your life story. Say something funny.

I sell my pussy for uber credit. 😂😂😂

I would say you're better than that but I'm not sure.

She certainly is not

However we don't judge. God will.

Your cunt smells like Collard greens & failure. Uber would not exchange rides for that .

Damn right, brother man!

Tranpa giving out birthday presents, nothing more.

What a find. Goddamn

Well in this case he didn’t have to buy an iPad - he just spent a bit more and got boobs instead.

Bolt-on beefers

How much did they cost THOSE FAKERS??!!

Just confirmed 100% real.

This is so great.

Is there a way to see all his friends on there? Maybe there is more business 'associates'

yeah he has like 300 friends which means it just synced his contacts or whatever, which is how he's gonna get out of it when confronted. although there's certainly shady stuff going on. what's more telling is that sue has only a few close, intimate friends and a dedicated account for $$$ rather than just linking her facebook with thousands of friends

Very interesting. Good find!

Now, how did you find this? And if you're not his friend on Venmo, how were you able to see the transaction?

I dont have Venmo myself.

Searched for ant. Was looking for baby girls, found this instead. Cant see any transactions

The Missy payment plan would've been a fun find, too but this is better.

Yeah I was thinking of a Dani plan. But I guess they worked that out with a checkbook. TO PAY FOR MY BROKEN HAND

...both times he broke it.

Yes. He had about 300.

Look at Sue's Join date April of 2016.

She was chatting with him in 2015. We found out in March of 2016....

Could Sue be being paid hush money? Is she bending him over in more ways than one? Reddit wants to know :).

But Nana joined in September 2016...so either the payment or payments happened then or he just changed how the hush money is delivered.

https://i.imgur.com/yIPQjJw.png

September is around when the trolling really escalated iirc. He was panicking.

Yeah sure why not, let's go with that lol

venmoing since September 201916

It did ramp up a bit more during the Summer, as was mentioned. But even if Anthony joined after her, it's still curious. He barely mentions her, mostly ends their friendship, but stays in contact via a payment service.

Anthony is friends with all sorts of people he has been accused of fucking on payment sites, from 8-80yrs old. Move on plebs.

An-tho-ny tranny took your money

Oh, that's gay.

Tranny took your money.

This is Obscurity

ARCHIVE IT

I like to play 'benefit of the doubt' sometimes and legitimately tried to think of reasons why Anthony would pay this tranny money.

Maybe this was how he paid for the dude's boob job?

Other than that, it's gotta be for past sex or for neuuuuudes or other naughty things.

Maybe this was how he paid for the dude's boob job?

Other than that, it's gotta be for past sex or for neuuuuudes or other naughty things.

How are these different??

Reciprocity for past servicing administered by her mouth and hands. I'll still give Anthony the benefit of the doubt that he never actually penetrated her, much less got penetrated. Limiting it to a blowjob or a handy a twisted mind could rationalize as not being a fundamentally gay act. Unless Anthony paid for the new tits solely so he could then enter a partner who skewed more towards the feminine side of the bodily spectrum, thus keeping his heterosexuality intact. In the heat of such a moment, it stands to reason that the girl's prick would've been serviced in some way, shape or form. She would be justified in wanting to achieve orgasm as well, and even if done manually, Anthony would've been a target of the discharge.

The big turn-on for transsexuals when dabbling with straight men has to be the delicate dance of prodding them to drop their inhibitions, and succumb to the full experience. Anthony may have been putty in the hands of a professional like Sue if she caught him during the right moments of sufficiency for his intake of booze and pills.

This is both the most likely scenario and beautifully written.

Follow the money and tranny cum.

"Sue is a really fun person."

I bet she was, you 70 year old faggot.

This must be like what those early people that found gold in California's hills felt like.

There's cum in them there ass!

vurry good, we were all thinkin' it

Damn, Now my joke won't be as funny...

I can't wait to see the Long Island 69ers in the next incarnation of the XFL. And the team's starting halfback can put "HE BITE ME" on the back of his jersey

8 to 80

The quanspiracy goes deeper

I guess someone really needs to become his friend on the site: https://i.imgur.com/yIPQjJw.png

A very discrete man

I know we joke a lot about Sue fucking Anth but there's no reason for them to be friends on a pay app unless he paid her for sex. They fucked for sure.

Who's joking?

Why would would you think this was only a joke? I mean this is just a nail in the coffin, but there was plenty of evidence.

Not a joke per say but I always thought he thought Sue was a young 15 year old girl and was grooming her. Now with this evidence I'm sure he knew she had a cock and paid for her services. He's a fat cock liking old man.

Sue’s cock is far from fat.

Dont give white people credit for my work

We wuz Sherlock Holmes

Meanwhile this jew bitch Stacey might be the dumbest gash of them all

https://twitter.com/StaceyPrussman/status/1033044931592572929

"You follow the tweets, you get retards and obscurity. But you start to follow the Venmo money, and you don't know where the fuck it's gonna take you." -Lester "sams_seed" Freamon

“All the penises matter”

So Sue forgot to set the payments to private?

Oh boy. Make sure Missy Muscles know there's another masculine "female" trying to get onto the payroll

https://twitter.com/missfitny

Macho Missy ain't gonna be happy about that. Ant's got a beating coming.

Anthony puts the "Mo" in Venmo.

How many fucking aliases does this shemale have?

u/thePRrattlesnake this better be in your next LOS

Feedings ain't free

Oooo, lookie lookie miss cookie!!!

I don’t think there will ever be a better usage of that line.

Uhh how bout a full phone line for a Syracuse radio station?

Cumia has a record of being charitable if someone is in need. Wheelchairs, beds, cars, computers, phones etc. He has zero record of getting fucked by any transexuals.

iPads to 40 year old men he thinks are 14 year old girls, the list goes on.

DOES IT THOOOUUUGGHH?!?

This sub really is the gift that keeps on giving.

Sue looks like someone used the " reshape " brush on a picture of a 10 year old boy.

Stetten, comment?

AGOOOSH AGOOOSH

(S)HE NEEDED THE MONEY!!

/u/beigefrequency we need an emergency podcast.

Part 5

That's the Joe Cumia special

Not sure I could be more excited.

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Does Manbody Missy know she's sharing funds with a more feminine prostitute?

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There is no girl in this post. Your headline is very misleading, and I for one am very disappointed in you.

On the other hand, the Boy Named Sue clearly rode Cumia like a mechanical bull.

Someone tweet this to him

“She’s just really fun to hang out with! I just never want to hear about this again.” -A. Cumia

It breaks my heart to see Sue take collateral damage for the John she associated with. She’s a beautiful soul and fun to hang out with.

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We're inching closer and closer to the day a disgruntled ex-Compound sycophant leaks a sex tape of Sue fucking Anthony.

she's 30x more desirable and attractive than you

incel

future deported shitskin

ANTHONY CUMIA...SHITDICK!!

This sub is like that room in the movie Sunshine that let's you look at the sun with varying degrees of cover.

God bless this sub

apparently venmo transactions are public by default

I don’t know how tranny payment processing sites work. Could someone explain what this means?

It's remarkable that this sub continues to find more and more. I wish I had anyone in my life that I could explain this insanity to.

Bobby Kelly's sister.

Is there a way to see all his friends on there? Maybe there is more business 'associates'

Maybe this was how he paid for the dude's boob job?

Other than that, it's gotta be for past sex or for neuuuuudes or other naughty things.

How are these different??

Reciprocity for past servicing administered by her mouth and hands. I'll still give Anthony the benefit of the doubt that he never actually penetrated her, much less got penetrated. Limiting it to a blowjob or a handy a twisted mind could rationalize as not being a fundamentally gay act. Unless Anthony paid for the new tits solely so he could then enter a partner who skewed more towards the feminine side of the bodily spectrum, thus keeping his heterosexuality intact. In the heat of such a moment, it stands to reason that the girl's prick would've been serviced in some way, shape or form. She would be justified in wanting to achieve orgasm as well, and even if done manually, Anthony would've been a target of the discharge.

The big turn-on for transsexuals when dabbling with straight men has to be the delicate dance of prodding them to drop their inhibitions, and succumb to the full experience. Anthony may have been putty in the hands of a professional like Sue if she caught him during the right moments of sufficiency for his intake of booze and pills.

Get Big-A in your social circle and the only currency you'll have to pay women in are bricks.

Yeah but what's more degrading than a woman's head on the hood of your car?

Imagine admitting this. Do some pull-ups and download Tinder, dude.