Mike Tyson fucking rules
67 2018-08-30 by JoeCumiasCockBreath
Was just re-listening to his appearances on the show, God damn he's an interesting, funny dude.
Jimmy is pretty insufferable in them basically salivating at the idea of slurping him off.
Also, absolutely no way he raped that chick.
53 comments
1 HillarysServer 2018-08-30
Yeah. Him image was largely a FAKE NEWS MEDIA NARRATIVE. Look at the Hype around Lennox / Tyson, and then listen to how they speak to each other after the fight. Mike was always a stand up dude, with a scary face and gimmick.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2018-08-30
From reading his autobiography and watching various documentaries, my ultimate conclusion is that he was a young man living in a situation where he was destined for prison/violent death who made a serious effort to achieve something significant.
After that he had plenty of circumstantial shit that went against him plus the upbringing & fat kid who figured out how to switch from bullied to bully - it was only gonna end badly.
He actually seems like a nice dude at his core though unlike Anthony Cumia who fucks children.
1 call_me_winston 2018-08-30
he made norm a talking pigeon and beats people for money then hugs them
top 10 human
1 crookedmile 2018-08-30
That show was funny as shit
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-08-30
The niglet who accused him of raping her had earlier accused a white guy of raping her, and they threw that shit out because it was obviously a lie. Then she accused Mike and everybody was out to get him, and despite being THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN THE WORLD he didn't leave one bruise on the bitch and she even inserted a diaphragm or some shit. This was a contemporary lynching of a black hero who literally didn du nuffin.
When he got out of prison, he said, paraphrasing, "I didn't do it, but considering I went to prison out of it... yeah, I shoulda raped her. And her mother."
Guy is legit Mel Gibson tier in my book.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2018-08-30
100.
The way he talks about her in this one documentary is funny as shit.
Introduces her as "filthy lying swine" before telling his side of the story.
1 quasi100 2018-08-30
He was never the same after that on top of stealing his prime in prison. He could have been the goat but this bitch robbed us of his career.
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-08-30
He's still the GOAT. Look at his technique in the late '80s. Prime vs. prime, he would have murdered Ali.
Besides, he helped Stone Cold win his first WWF Championship. That's gotta count.
1 quasi100 2018-08-30
I'm not saying at his peak ali and his fucking dancing wouldn't get smashed, but I'm talking overall career and accolades. He was fighting cans and several over-the-hill fighters in his original run of 37-0 until Buster Douglas. He's a legend, but he could have been so much more.
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-08-30
True. If he had managed to keep a hold of his money, he could've saved his reputation and he'd be kept in the public eye more, shit-talking people he disapproves of.
1 rbtlrdoftkyo 2018-08-30
Wrestling is for faggots and half-breed mongloids
1 SteakSauce66 2018-08-30
Well tell us how Monday Night Raw was then.
1 rbtlrdoftkyo 2018-08-30
It was... raw
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2018-08-30
at least he found Islam in prison, which is of course the only true religion.
1 JohnTheGreat78 2018-08-30
Alhamdulillah!!
1 johnfreeman1111111 2018-08-30
Only reason he went to jail is because he testified.
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-08-30
It didn't matter, it was a total witch hunt; send the justifiably uppity negro, who is enslaved by cartoonish nigger houseboy Don King, to prison for any reason we can find. I'm not comparing the two, but there's a reason why guys like Thomas Sowell don't get the accolades that coons like Obama and Sharpton do.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-08-30
Never take the stand when you’re on trial.
1 SibHashian13 2018-08-30
Think of all the awesome fights we missed cause of that shit.
1 crookedmile 2018-08-30
Tyson Vs. NordicTrack
1 RelevantField 2018-08-30
Hes a good man and his show on Adult Swim is pretty funny
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-08-30
Doesn't Pete Davidson come in during one appearance and Tyson immediately dislikes him just because of his face? Then he bullies him until he leaves haha
1 AOTV88 2018-08-30
And that was before he started wearing onepiece velour wigger outfits and Hillary's face on his arm.
1 FrankieBianchi 2018-08-30
hillary clinton is bad ass
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-08-30
She is swag af yo
1 egates09 2018-08-30
don't 4get that swag lasts 4ever homie
1 fartpoop22 2018-08-30
chillaxin wit my homegurrrrrl chillary
1 BaggySpandex 2018-08-30
Thank you, I almost forgot about this.
1 AntsFailingCareer 2018-08-30
Based.
1 Mexijesus 2018-08-30
I saw him in Vegas once but I didn't bother him for a photo because im not a pathetic worm that needs photographic evidence of every celebrity I've ever met like a certain stupid faggot that we all know and hate.
1 TOPICALJOKELOL 2018-08-30
I dont believe you.
1 Chainer 2018-08-30
Mr. Tyson never raped that women. Neither did Tupac for that matter. Two Americans imprisoned because their skin was dark.
1 SextonHardcastle11 2018-08-30
and Nana walks around free despite being a bigger Nigger than either of those guys
1 aRTie02150 2018-08-30
I like this Tyson interview. Imagine if he wasn't bullied as a kid.
https://youtu.be/UO0KJyElr7w
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2018-08-30
As horrible as that must have been, it certainly made him the ferocious knockout machine that he ended up being.
1 MrTimSmith 2018-08-30
Mike and Norm are great on the Mike Tyson Mysteries show.
1 vize 2018-08-30
The story he tells of his bully twisting the heads off his pigeons in front of him is so fucked up. You have to think they added to his ferocity going forward in life. I love listening to him talk about his life and experiences.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-08-30
national treasure, icon of the 20th century, inspiration for young men across the world. He deserves a statue, i think he has one in russia
1 FloggingSchnoodles 2018-08-30
I daydream about Mike Tyson, Sean Connery, and Mel Gibson appearing at dawn on the crest of a hill like Gandalf and destroying all Jews, faggots, and trannies.
1 Anarox 2018-08-30
Ile fuck you until ypu love me sauron
1 MattressBoy 2018-08-30
Mike said he wished that he raped that chick and her mother. That's something an honest guy would say after being wrongfully imprisoned for four years. He's done plenty of shady shit in his life, but raping that chick isn't one of them. Mike's life would have turned out a lot better if Cus had lived for another decade. I think he would have gone down in history as the greatest heavyweight fighter ever and wouldn't have gotten into nearly as much trouble outside the ring.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2018-08-30
I couldn't have put it any better.
The genuine pain and fear on his face as a lost young 19 year old in the footage of being a pallbearer for Cus tells the story better than anyone could describe.
1 mb0087 2018-08-30
Cus taught him better than to rape someone!
1 Dennyislife 2018-08-30
I can't think of Mike Tyson without thinking of Opie's "akwaaaaaard"
1 ThatNiggaDre 2018-08-30
Cases like OJ Simpson give a bad name to cases like Mike Tyson or Michael Jackson. In the words of Chris Rock, there's black people and then there's niggehz
1 PlugsandLifts 2018-08-30
Some of the best interviews in O&A history. The way he talked about fights gave off a vibe like Marv in Sin City, like he’s a warrior born in the wrong century. Absolutely surreal compared to how athletes normally talk.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2018-08-30
Forgive me for making the appearance of trying to shoehorn Chris Kuhn into every issue, but Tyson was as much a political prisoner, framed with crimes he didn't commit, like him.
1 flibbovic 2018-08-30
Tldr: Mike has health and money problems and I paid 200 for a picture with him and an awful show.
He went on an european tour this year and I went to his show in my city. I expected something like "Undisputed truth". Oh boy was I in for a suprise.
I paid 200 for a ticket including a meet and greet which turned out to be just taking a picture with him. He had a gut and I spend not even 5 seconds with him. I felt bad for people who paid even more as they didnt get more.
Cameras and cellphones were not allowed at all and sealed into cases. He wouldnt sign anything that was brought to the show.
The show was awful, just him being interviewed by a guy with a weird accent who translated his answers. It was held in a Cinema and they could have shown a translation on the screen as the whole thing was rehearsed. It was structured in rounds but only went up to 7 not 12.
Mike had trouble walking down the steps and 2 guys had to lead him. He barely looked in the audience and looked uncomfortable milking his fans.
Half way through the show there was an auction. Just shitty gloves, tshirts, drawings, replica belts signed with a silver sharpie and pimps paying hundreds if not thousands for it.
The merch table only had tshirts for that show, not the awesome roots of fight stuff. The girls working the tables had as much plastic surgeries as the whores the pimps brought.
His final question was "Where do you see yourself in 10 years?" - Alive, was his answer which is pretty telling.
I would have rather paid the 200 for a picture and to shake the hand that kod so many people without the show. Just as a donation for all the hours he entertained me beating people up and saying outlandish shit.
I hope I never meet Arnold.
1 Anarox 2018-08-30
You're a faggot for paying 200 dollars to hear Mike speak. I don't know what you were expecting really
1 flibbovic 2018-08-30
Read the 2nd Paragraph.
1 danTHEdikc 2018-08-30
Jim Norton is a nancy glassjaw queer who should only be allowed to speak to Mike Tyson to as if he wants starch in his shirts. That cocksucking fairy.
1 JohnTheGreat78 2018-08-30
Mike Tyson Murder Mysteries is a pretty fun show as well.
1 throwbenny 2018-08-30
Didn't he at one point say "I wished I really did rape the bitch.. and her mama too."