How the fuck is this bit still working.

255  2018-08-29 by RapistWithHIV

78 comments

It’s safe to say Project Nana has been an overwhelming success. Thank you and all others for your service.

I remember when Nana thought he got the highground after a successful move in autism chess, glad our layup was a finishing blow.

He was oddly smug about reporting us. What a doofus.

Honestly someone should do an timeline of all this events. The fall of Nana

I dunno, be we need to keep going with it until Ant no longer has an identity, he just becomes "the sub".

He should do his show from here.

Cheap overheads.

Larger audience.

Superior production skills.

Gay friendly.

We could take it in turns to be co-hosts.

We support the minority.

Hold up, now...

These are probably the same idiots that would buy Alex Jones’s bone broth.

It's chocolate flavor bone broth, sir

THE ANSWER TO 1984 IS $34.99 GOYIM BUY MUH FILTERS

Still with you skipper.

My version of Ant is so obviously not him but I still get middle aged men congratulating me on standing up for freedom by being banned for the 4th time on a teenage girls social media platform. Kudos to my partner @AnthonyJCumia, he has much more so fully committed to cloning Anthony's soul.

Update.

Fucking rat.

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go to tha gym and start eatin betta ya fat fucks

I love this bit even more now.

I feel bad for people like this. I, personally wont track the guy down and fuck with him, but someone might. The ammo is already built in, he's defending a nazi. It's not even courage, just ignorance.

he's defending a nazi.

stop

I dont think ant is a nazi, but how hard would it be to convince someone on the outside that he is?

Can we get them to refund their pre-orders by convincing them Post Hill Press pulled the deal?

That Jerome Walker chap is bragging about reporting any and all Nanas on Gab.

Oh shit. Even better, he thinks he's invited to L.I., i.e. Ant's house

the godfather 3 clip guarantees a 95% success rate in duping them

His fans are literal retards.

Bet you wouldn't say that to their faces, libcuck gun emoji

Woah woah woah take it easy, don't make me post a police emoji!

Post a black police emoji and watch AntH fucking die.

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Which one does those zany sound effects?

YOU WANNA FAWKING GO

As a former fan I can confirm.

Another one of his white trash followers whose highlight in life was being in the military 20 years ago.

What's the over/under that he has tried many times to become a professional wrestler?

This is one of this reddits greatest bits. We need some sort or mega post of all sue lightening/13 year olds to forward onto this losers

Its working on this dumb comvo thing too

https://imgur.com/a/sU87eOM

I smell naughty pictures in his inbox right about now.

The most popular hashtag there has 170 posts rofl.

This sub could actually overtake it haha.

We could make a brother joe hashtag with a link to his urbandictionary thing.

his bastion of free speech social network blocks usernames with "cum" in them.

The Cumias were cast out before even signing up. This "Comvo" is starting to sound pretty nice.

Scott Levy sucks off truckers at roadside rest areas.

I doubt that Scotty Shooz is really that Internet-savvy.

Or brain-savvy, for what it's worth.

“I think the guys on the site think I’m not all there”

On the other hand, the "guys on the site" seem to be fairly astute.

the "you should stop by" line gets me every time. literally cracking up.

Open Invite

The guys at the job site must think you're crazy

I worked out an algorithm that compares the depth of nana's fans involvement with fake nanas to their IQs. Unfortunately the math only works if the IQ is over 75 so I wasn't able to plot his followers on a graph for you.

Fix your fucking algorithm then, retard.

I did, it works out to 100 % so the graph isn't that funny now

Ah OK, nice job fixing the algorithm though.

This is probably my favorite thing to be done on this sub. These fake Nana accounts are great.

"the guys on the site" yugh. i did manual labor once for a week, how the fuck do you get stuck in that

Felony convictions.

i'd rather aell drugs than lug bricks

People's who's education is listed as "the school of life" on Facebook and think "street smarts" is a thing

We are Fake Nana.  We are Legion.  We do not forgive.  We do not forget.  Expect us.

Thanks man, you should stop by Monday.

rofl

That is fucking hilarious.

Fucking rat.

"This is better than the time I won a waterpik from my father in a computer selling competition against my rival"

The horror, the horror.

For the love all thing holy: please DM one of these fools with a “Thanks for the support” boilerplate message and lead the convo into “Been feeling a lot of stress with this Twitter drama and could really use a nice blowjob. Willing to take one for the Compound team?”

What a good egg.

That guy was more than ready to suck off Anthony, he needed more convincing

The fake twitter accounts might be my favorite thing that's happened around here.

In hindsight it is crazy it took so long before we started impersonating Ant on twitter.

Start messaging comedians and asking if you can come on their podcasts to promote your new book

A cumio fan with a goatee? Now I've seen it all!

These retards are going to be the ones that inevitably kill Anthony. They are the ones that praise him and encourage him to keep acting like a nigger rich fuckhead. Anthony lives in a bubble where the only people that know who he is or what he's done are these mental giants and this subreddit. Every living person outside of those two groups don't know who Anthony Cumia is, or have passing knowledge that O&A was a radio show and don't give a metric fuck about it anymore. Anthony chooses to concentrate on the praise from the learning disabled and will continue to do so until he dies of cirrhosis.

Chip was inspired by the Jerky Boys and is a great prop bit. @AnthonyCReal killing it on the Twitters today.

That was my favourite bit because Norton is getting way too little

No, he's about the same size since he got on the new diet.

I actually feel kind of bad. Oof.

Word. My new office building is being constructed next to my current building and feel bad for those non-educated idiots working in the 100 degree heat with pants and long sleeves on. All while me and my college degree are chilling in my 69 degree office.

My boss has a sticker that says “enjoy your cubicle I’ll be welding” as if being in an air conditioned office surrounded by pussy is a bad thing.

I'm 43 and the women I work with are all in their mid-50's and 60's, and the two who aren't look like lesbians. I don't have the luxury of looking at good looking women at work.

all the blubbering of joy from the regular Joe's that Anthony the Pedophile WOP followed them fucking sickens me.

There were a few that said something like "I know you'll never follow me back, but...". Those ones are really fucking sick.

“Hope the book finds its way out”

Even his own fans have doubt in him

Wow i didnt realize how easy it is for a famous person to get boy pussy. even if you physically repulsive alcoholic these young lads just throw themselves at you.

"Your profile looks really cool". Poor sap is all excited now.

That dude has hand tats, I would steer clear. Alot of trouble

"The guys on the site"

come on, it's all you guys

Felony convictions.

He should do his show from here.

Cheap overheads.

Larger audience.

Superior production skills.

Gay friendly.

We could take it in turns to be co-hosts.

I did, it works out to 100 % so the graph isn't that funny now

People's who's education is listed as "the school of life" on Facebook and think "street smarts" is a thing

In hindsight it is crazy it took so long before we started impersonating Ant on twitter.