My version of Ant is so obviously not him but I still get middle aged men congratulating me on standing up for freedom by being banned for the 4th time on a teenage girls social media platform. Kudos to my partner @AnthonyJCumia, he has much more so fully committed to cloning Anthony's soul.
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I feel bad for people like this. I, personally wont track the guy down and fuck with him, but someone might. The ammo is already built in, he's defending a nazi. It's not even courage, just ignorance.
I worked out an algorithm that compares the depth of nana's fans involvement with fake nanas to their IQs. Unfortunately the math only works if the IQ is over 75 so I wasn't able to plot his followers on a graph for you.
For the love all thing holy: please DM one of these fools with a “Thanks for the support” boilerplate message and lead the convo into “Been feeling a lot of stress with this Twitter drama and could really use a nice blowjob. Willing to take one for the Compound team?”
These retards are going to be the ones that inevitably kill Anthony. They are the ones that praise him and encourage him to keep acting like a nigger rich fuckhead. Anthony lives in a bubble where the only people that know who he is or what he's done are these mental giants and this subreddit. Every living person outside of those two groups don't know who Anthony Cumia is, or have passing knowledge that O&A was a radio show and don't give a metric fuck about it anymore. Anthony chooses to concentrate on the praise from the learning disabled and will continue to do so until he dies of cirrhosis.
Word. My new office building is being constructed next to my current building and feel bad for those non-educated idiots working in the 100 degree heat with pants and long sleeves on. All while me and my college degree are chilling in my 69 degree office.
I'm 43 and the women I work with are all in their mid-50's and 60's, and the two who aren't look like lesbians. I don't have the luxury of looking at good looking women at work.
Wow i didnt realize how easy it is for a famous person to get boy pussy. even if you physically repulsive alcoholic these young lads just throw themselves at you.
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1 Midian9876 2018-08-29
It’s safe to say Project Nana has been an overwhelming success. Thank you and all others for your service.
1 paulallens 2018-08-29
I remember when Nana thought he got the highground after a successful move in autism chess, glad our layup was a finishing blow.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-08-29
He was oddly smug about reporting us. What a doofus.
1 chrispunk28 2018-08-29
Honestly someone should do an timeline of all this events. The fall of Nana
1 FoetusCorruptus 2018-08-29
I dunno, be we need to keep going with it until Ant no longer has an identity, he just becomes "the sub".
1 ChipFromTheShow 2018-08-29
He should do his show from here.
Cheap overheads.
Larger audience.
Superior production skills.
Gay friendly.
We could take it in turns to be co-hosts.
1 ok_to_sink 2018-08-29
We support the minority.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-08-29
Hold up, now...
1 BoongChook 2018-08-29
These are probably the same idiots that would buy Alex Jones’s bone broth.
1 TrumpAndTheSnake 2018-08-29
It's chocolate flavor bone broth, sir
1 moleguy9k 2018-08-29
THE ANSWER TO 1984 IS $34.99 GOYIM BUY MUH FILTERS
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-08-29
Still with you skipper.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-08-29
My version of Ant is so obviously not him but I still get middle aged men congratulating me on standing up for freedom by being banned for the 4th time on a teenage girls social media platform. Kudos to my partner @AnthonyJCumia, he has much more so fully committed to cloning Anthony's soul.
Update.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-08-29
Fucking rat.
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1 bornrevolution 2018-08-29
go to tha gym and start eatin betta ya fat fucks
1 i_saw_nothing 2018-08-29
I love this bit even more now.
1 TOPICALJOKELOL 2018-08-29
I feel bad for people like this. I, personally wont track the guy down and fuck with him, but someone might. The ammo is already built in, he's defending a nazi. It's not even courage, just ignorance.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-08-29
stop
1 TOPICALJOKELOL 2018-08-29
I dont think ant is a nazi, but how hard would it be to convince someone on the outside that he is?
1 paulallens 2018-08-29
Can we get them to refund their pre-orders by convincing them Post Hill Press pulled the deal?
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-08-29
That Jerome Walker chap is bragging about reporting any and all Nanas on Gab.
1 FromHereOn014 2018-08-29
Oh shit. Even better, he thinks he's invited to L.I., i.e. Ant's house
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-08-29
the godfather 3 clip guarantees a 95% success rate in duping them
1 RBuddCumia 2018-08-29
His fans are literal retards.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-08-29
Bet you wouldn't say that to their faces, libcuck gun emoji
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-08-29
Woah woah woah take it easy, don't make me post a police emoji!
1 ok_to_sink 2018-08-29
Post a black police emoji and watch AntH fucking die.
👮🏿♂️👮🏿♀️👮🏿♀️👮🏿♂️👮🏿♀️👮🏿♂️👮🏿♀️👮🏿♂️👮🏿♀️👮🏿♂️👮🏿♀️👮🏿♂️👮🏿♀️👮🏿♂️
1 Brocktoon_in_a_jar 2018-08-29
Which one does those zany sound effects?
1 AdminsFuckedMeOver 2018-08-29
YOU WANNA FAWKING GO
1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2018-08-29
As a former fan I can confirm.
1 Kizzner 2018-08-29
Another one of his white trash followers whose highlight in life was being in the military 20 years ago.
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-08-29
What's the over/under that he has tried many times to become a professional wrestler?
1 Dennyislife 2018-08-29
This is one of this reddits greatest bits. We need some sort or mega post of all sue lightening/13 year olds to forward onto this losers
1 quasi100 2018-08-29
Its working on this dumb comvo thing too
https://imgur.com/a/sU87eOM
1 SuperToes845 2018-08-29
I smell naughty pictures in his inbox right about now.
1 TOPICALJOKELOL 2018-08-29
The most popular hashtag there has 170 posts rofl.
1 quasi100 2018-08-29
This sub could actually overtake it haha.
1 TOPICALJOKELOL 2018-08-29
We could make a brother joe hashtag with a link to his urbandictionary thing.
1 Pud_Suckley 2018-08-29
The Cumias were cast out before even signing up. This "Comvo" is starting to sound pretty nice.
1 McGowan9 2018-08-29
Scott Levy sucks off truckers at roadside rest areas.
1 i_saw_nothing 2018-08-29
I doubt that Scotty Shooz is really that Internet-savvy.
Or brain-savvy, for what it's worth.
1 donald_kingsley 2018-08-29
“I think the guys on the site think I’m not all there”
1 Pud_Suckley 2018-08-29
On the other hand, the "guys on the site" seem to be fairly astute.
1 halfwholediminished 2018-08-29
the "you should stop by" line gets me every time. literally cracking up.
1 tstein2398 2018-08-29
1 99ovr 2018-08-29
The guys at the job site must think you're crazy
1 tjdon 2018-08-29
I worked out an algorithm that compares the depth of nana's fans involvement with fake nanas to their IQs. Unfortunately the math only works if the IQ is over 75 so I wasn't able to plot his followers on a graph for you.
1 Pud_Suckley 2018-08-29
Fix your fucking algorithm then, retard.
1 tjdon 2018-08-29
I did, it works out to 100 % so the graph isn't that funny now
1 Pud_Suckley 2018-08-29
Ah OK, nice job fixing the algorithm though.
1 OpieEatsBoogers 2018-08-29
This is probably my favorite thing to be done on this sub. These fake Nana accounts are great.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-08-29
"the guys on the site" yugh. i did manual labor once for a week, how the fuck do you get stuck in that
1 Spokker 2018-08-29
Felony convictions.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-08-29
i'd rather aell drugs than lug bricks
1 MarbleSpaceDog 2018-08-29
People's who's education is listed as "the school of life" on Facebook and think "street smarts" is a thing
1 NashuaDan 2018-08-29
We are Fake Nana. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.
1 sirlucd 2018-08-29
Thanks man, you should stop by Monday.
rofl
1 ucfgavin 2018-08-29
That is fucking hilarious.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-08-29
Fucking rat.
1 dickybell86 2018-08-29
"This is better than the time I won a waterpik from my father in a computer selling competition against my rival"
The horror, the horror.
1 Top5breakups 2018-08-29
For the love all thing holy: please DM one of these fools with a “Thanks for the support” boilerplate message and lead the convo into “Been feeling a lot of stress with this Twitter drama and could really use a nice blowjob. Willing to take one for the Compound team?”
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-08-29
Nana's charms aren't what they used to be.
1 Top5breakups 2018-08-29
What a good egg.
1 lowend73 2018-08-29
That guy was more than ready to suck off Anthony, he needed more convincing
1 Pud_Suckley 2018-08-29
The fake twitter accounts might be my favorite thing that's happened around here.
1 FitLikeArtieLange 2018-08-29
In hindsight it is crazy it took so long before we started impersonating Ant on twitter.
1 jasim18 2018-08-29
Start messaging comedians and asking if you can come on their podcasts to promote your new book
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-08-29
A cumio fan with a goatee? Now I've seen it all!
1 burlapsack69 2018-08-29
These retards are going to be the ones that inevitably kill Anthony. They are the ones that praise him and encourage him to keep acting like a nigger rich fuckhead. Anthony lives in a bubble where the only people that know who he is or what he's done are these mental giants and this subreddit. Every living person outside of those two groups don't know who Anthony Cumia is, or have passing knowledge that O&A was a radio show and don't give a metric fuck about it anymore. Anthony chooses to concentrate on the praise from the learning disabled and will continue to do so until he dies of cirrhosis.
1 KangolVos 2018-08-29
Chip was inspired by the Jerky Boys and is a great prop bit. @AnthonyCReal killing it on the Twitters today.
1 hitch21 2018-08-29
That was my favourite bit because Norton is getting way too little
1 PoopCockExpresse 2018-08-29
No, he's about the same size since he got on the new diet.
1 jestersquall 2018-08-29
I actually feel kind of bad. Oof.
1 Virginia_Beach 2018-08-29
Word. My new office building is being constructed next to my current building and feel bad for those non-educated idiots working in the 100 degree heat with pants and long sleeves on. All while me and my college degree are chilling in my 69 degree office.
1 bobbacklund 2018-08-29
My boss has a sticker that says “enjoy your cubicle I’ll be welding” as if being in an air conditioned office surrounded by pussy is a bad thing.
1 Virginia_Beach 2018-08-29
I'm 43 and the women I work with are all in their mid-50's and 60's, and the two who aren't look like lesbians. I don't have the luxury of looking at good looking women at work.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-08-29
all the blubbering of joy from the regular Joe's that Anthony the Pedophile WOP followed them fucking sickens me.
1 Pud_Suckley 2018-08-29
There were a few that said something like "I know you'll never follow me back, but...". Those ones are really fucking sick.
1 yodesly 2018-08-29
“Hope the book finds its way out”
Even his own fans have doubt in him
1 ofimmsl 2018-08-29
Wow i didnt realize how easy it is for a famous person to get boy pussy. even if you physically repulsive alcoholic these young lads just throw themselves at you.
1 earlsgrandma 2018-08-29
"Your profile looks really cool". Poor sap is all excited now.
1 lowend73 2018-08-29
That dude has hand tats, I would steer clear. Alot of trouble
1 holodog 2018-08-29
"The guys on the site"
come on, it's all you guys
1 Spokker 2018-08-29
Felony convictions.
1 ChipFromTheShow 2018-08-29
He should do his show from here.
Cheap overheads.
Larger audience.
Superior production skills.
Gay friendly.
We could take it in turns to be co-hosts.
1 tjdon 2018-08-29
I did, it works out to 100 % so the graph isn't that funny now
1 MarbleSpaceDog 2018-08-29
People's who's education is listed as "the school of life" on Facebook and think "street smarts" is a thing
1 FitLikeArtieLange 2018-08-29
In hindsight it is crazy it took so long before we started impersonating Ant on twitter.