Duuude, Colin... If you were a hotdog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself? I know I would. Ya got your brown mustard, ya got your relish, boom, I'm delicious.
The slow suicide of Blobby Jelly continues. I feel bad for his kid. Could you imagine having to look up to this piece of total shit as your father? That's good you made some dough, Blobby, but your son is growing up with the StayPuft Marshmellow man as a father. His son has to be baffled by those sloppy tits. It might be considered child abuse allowing a child to see such savagery.
26 comments
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-08-29
I assune he was out, stuffing himself with more treats?
1 FloggingSchnoodles 2018-08-29
He should be out shopping for a gigantic coffin.
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-08-29
There are deforestation laws in most civilized countries
1 Sternacthegreat 2018-08-29
He's so fat his face is is turning into a fleshy isosceles trapezoid, egads.
1 TheDreidelMan 2018-08-29
Drew 'With Crayons' Carey.
1 RBuddCumia 2018-08-29
I don’t like his Moe Green glasses.
1 TheElDan 2018-08-29
He has to wear prop glasses because at this point they’re the only ones that’ll fit across that giant noggin of his.
1 zoogie778 2018-08-29
Hopefully he'll need the lens replacement plan too.
1 disawayisthrows 2018-08-29
Lissen Do you know who I am dude??? I'm Blobby Kelly. I made my bones while you were going out with trans high school drop outs dude.
1 DegenerateLoony 2018-08-29
Wierd thing is, he took this pic with a long ass selfie stick.
1 TheElDan 2018-08-29
Duuuude what da fuck do ya mean I can’t get a man extra large Frappuccino, do you know who I am?!
1 Themenwithnoname 2018-08-29
Don't You Know What Dude!
1 timmie80 2018-08-29
Lose some weight you pig! His children will grow up without a father. Sad.
1 Leofan7 2018-08-29
YA KNOW WHAT DUUUUUDE YA GOT YER CUBS YA GOT YER W FLYIN' AND YER TALL COOL BUDWEISER AND BOOM YA GOT YERSELF A DAY AT THE GAME DUUUUDE.
1 TARE_ME 2018-08-29
Duuude, Colin... If you were a hotdog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself? I know I would. Ya got your brown mustard, ya got your relish, boom, I'm delicious.
1 LamarThePotato 2018-08-29
What a loud, dumb tub of lard.
1 TanCiera420 2018-08-29
Subs win! Subs win!
1 ElFaporino 2018-08-29
" I ate a Whooooiile bottle cow!!!". No?
1 Sockucucka 2018-08-29
He's so fucking fat his sweat is sweet.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-08-29
this court eunuch with hipsfer glasses
1 84Heel 2018-08-29
Humpty Dummy
1 PracticeRyan 2018-08-29
Stav my man
1 deepdirt 2018-08-29
Sorry, still have lub for Blobby.
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1 danTHEdikc 2018-08-29
The slow suicide of Blobby Jelly continues. I feel bad for his kid. Could you imagine having to look up to this piece of total shit as your father? That's good you made some dough, Blobby, but your son is growing up with the StayPuft Marshmellow man as a father. His son has to be baffled by those sloppy tits. It might be considered child abuse allowing a child to see such savagery.
1 ktulu_v 2018-08-29
Duuuuuuuuuuuuude!!
1 ncervo 2018-08-29
YA KNOW WHAT DUDE, YA GOT YA DIVING MASK, YA GOT YA PRESCRIPTION. BOOM DON'T NEED A PAIR OF READERS ANYMORE
1 BlobbyKelly00 2018-08-29
He thinks putting on giant glasses makes his head look skinny.
1 kencat100 2018-08-29
Or Drool Carey whenever he sees the Golden Arches.
1 DoubleGunzChippa 2018-08-29
How can somebody who pukes at the drop of a hat be so fat?