He could detail how the show started out, how he gave Ant and blinking cunt a career, his controversial firing that did not involve him being a racist piece of the shit, the new podcast and relationships with Carl, Sherod, Vic, and his loving family. He could also promote it well with his huge Twitter following and a sweet ass foreword from Brother Wease. He would also write it himself because he's not a steel knocking buffoon, and would select a tasteful cover.

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