It's kind of sad when you think about it. These two old closet queens were born 30 years too early to be comfortably out and neither were brave enough to be those queers from the 1970s/80s, who faced proper prejudice and violence.
Add the fact that both are ginzos from fake macho, criminal family backgrounds who would have got disowned for admitting their lust for schlong, and the whole thing is sort of tragic.
And here they are, in 2018, spending their vacation time on a homosexual party island, trying to hide their longing gazes from the gays, like a couple of zoo-raised hyenas on an African safari; wanting to jump in and join the hunt, but afraid of their lack of practice.
Didn’t he elope to California with that jimmy Jackson guy? And didn’t they live in a compound filled with gays and pedophiles? I’m starting to think that joe sr was less heterosexual than he let on.
Anthony Cumia would have left behind a more respectable legacy if he died of AIDS before 1991. His story would have been told in Angels in America which would have made him an icon to gay wops for generations.
Instead, he's an unemployed shock jock who will be remembered for saying 'nigger'.
Keith will hit him up with an inflated repair bill, plus 20% for his own cut. Ant will meekly pay up. The sun will set and then rise. Everything will continue as normal.
Wait, Anthony is there with Keith? Well that confirms it - they are 100 percent gay. Literally no other reason to travel to the notoriously gay Fire Island with another man other than to fuck him furiously on the beach.
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1 McGowan9 2018-08-29
It's kind of sad when you think about it. These two old closet queens were born 30 years too early to be comfortably out and neither were brave enough to be those queers from the 1970s/80s, who faced proper prejudice and violence.
Add the fact that both are ginzos from fake macho, criminal family backgrounds who would have got disowned for admitting their lust for schlong, and the whole thing is sort of tragic.
And here they are, in 2018, spending their vacation time on a homosexual party island, trying to hide their longing gazes from the gays, like a couple of zoo-raised hyenas on an African safari; wanting to jump in and join the hunt, but afraid of their lack of practice.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-08-29
I wonder what Joe Cumia Sr have to say about something like this?
1 PhilipMarma 2018-08-29
He was probably the biggest fruit of them all.
1 tjdon 2018-08-29
Didn’t he elope to California with that jimmy Jackson guy? And didn’t they live in a compound filled with gays and pedophiles? I’m starting to think that joe sr was less heterosexual than he let on.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-08-29
Yeah, there’s a reason Ant had trouble making Brokeback Mountain jokes.
1 ChadKensingtonBulge 2018-08-29
"Stop crying and open your mouth Anthony"
1 wbgreen 2018-08-29
Anthony Cumia would have left behind a more respectable legacy if he died of AIDS before 1991. His story would have been told in Angels in America which would have made him an icon to gay wops for generations.
Instead, he's an unemployed shock jock who will be remembered for saying 'nigger'.
1 sams_seed 2018-08-29
I give it 2 days of ant sleeping until 1:00 before the ac goes out
1 McGowan9 2018-08-29
Keith will hit him up with an inflated repair bill, plus 20% for his own cut. Ant will meekly pay up. The sun will set and then rise. Everything will continue as normal.
1 BreastWood_One 2018-08-29
Out of all places that millionaires could go toin the tri-state area they choose this place... pretty telling
1 McGowan9 2018-08-29
They're 2 fags.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-08-29
We're two fags who go to Fire Island every year "for the goof."
1 gab-a-ghoul 2018-08-29
1 McGowan9 2018-08-29
Takes Anthony back to the magical summer of 1947, in the tree fort with Richard playing "tummy sticks."
1 Jungies 2018-08-29
Imagine being stuck on a boat with Nana as she works through the Fives Stages of (Twitter) Loss, and a case of Bud Light.
1 McGowan9 2018-08-29
I'd rather take a cruise off the coast of Somalia.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-08-29
For the second time no less.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-08-29
Wait, Anthony is there with Keith? Well that confirms it - they are 100 percent gay. Literally no other reason to travel to the notoriously gay Fire Island with another man other than to fuck him furiously on the beach.
1 eidnamron 2018-08-29
https://www.advocate.com/travel/2015/07/09/29-fire-island-dos-and-donts
1 enzo_trash 2018-08-29
what the fuck