It's so simple yet the haha holy shit part killed me.

"Haha ho-lee shit!" **puts on a shirt & puts on another shirt*

Yeah, fun is fun but I don't like making Jackie Martling the butt of the joke. That man is a saint on Ert.

Let me tell you about a little trick called ctrl alt delete...

Stop doing Keith's job!

Someone has to

Try to get better guests. Nana may hire you for assistant producer.

Fuck!!! A god damn Twitter DM from The Jokeman to a sock account is far better than ANYTHING the real Cumia ever did on his shit network. Let that sink in.

Again? What the fuck does that sink want now?

What in the fuck

It wants your blood, slice open your wrists in it

Imagine thinking this joke is so funny that you write a reddit bot and leave it running to make this same joke over and over again forever. That is true faggotry.

I bet this would kill on /r/funny

That's how easy he could get Jackie on, but instead he's letting Keith the Cop blow comedians for spots on the show or however it is they select the cranks they bring in.

Jackies been on Ants show many times.

Last time was maybe 3 weeks ago.

I wonder who the most famous guest we can get for Cumia...

It sounds counter-intuitive but it makes them look like boobs, & imagine him having to explain all this shit.

I bet Alex Jones would be interested in a little attention

Does Louis CK have a Twitter?

This is his second crowning achievement; just behind introducing Vos.

Try and get things going with Burr and DeRosa.

Yeah calls his wife a nigger!

PLEASE do this

Worse case scenario: Bill immediately knows its a troll but is forced to think about how many times Anthony has likely said it anyways, has a chuckle at the fact that anyone still cares about Cumia.

Go for Rogan next.

You’re panicking Jackie

Is that an unsolicited joke? Wtf

All this is missing is a plug from Jackie for Jokeland.com.

Sorry, your phone crapped out man

I mainly feel bad that Keith would lower himself to do The Anthony Cumia Show.

trample the weak hurdle the dead

Doctor Ian and Ian Halperin could also work

I like Jackie but that joke fucking STINKS.

He came up with it on the spot. Being a joke writer is about the number not quality. You could see the punchline from the first line too.

all his jokes stink

The amount of comedians that have been contacted and took the bait is crazy. I'm genuinely impressed.

If this fake account talks a guest into showing up to the compound unannounced we might as well just shut this sub down. Nothing will ever beat it.

i think HOWARD STERN should be next on the invitations list

Problem is he won't know who Cumia is.

Omg my face hurts from laughing so much.

This is hilarious. Now that the real acc is gone, you can reign supreme as THE official Anthony Cumia account

“Haha holy shit” was perfect. I’m dying

Again? What the fuck does that sink want now?

That's how easy he could get Jackie on, but instead he's letting Keith the Cop blow comedians for spots on the show or however it is they select the cranks they bring in.