Maybe, but if Jackie already emailed them, chances are he will find out before tomorrow anyway. However, just the idea of Keith & Nana having to explain this obnoxious fucking circus to guests as well as the awkwardness of rejecting their 'scheduled' appearance & potentially being forced to reschedule someone they may have not wanted on the show is hilarious.
The part you're missing is you think Keith is decent at his job. Chances are he has no fucking clue how to answer emails on his phone and is away at Fire Isle getting rammed in his ass by 5 other men in a Cumia style Orgy.
This bit has surpassed the getting sent to obscurity posts. By the way, is it just me or is it strange that Jackie not only answered the DM but also said he "just emailed youse ". What a dickhead
This is the opportunity for you guys to bring up incriminating and damning subjects with supposed friends of Anthony and see how they react, if they are shocked or if they feel like it’s a normal thing for Anthony to say.
I think it's nice for the few paying customers who have stuck around using broken service for two months can know that ant and keith won't wear themselves out.
folks we are looking at a very powerful weapon here. this is cute and all, booking comedians to his show but we need to start dming kurt love and whatever creepy guys we can get to spill the beans about all the underage sex and weird shit he does.
What’s so cute about this all is that it’s so harmless on the surface but so devastating to any shred of a piece of shit business that ugly piece of shit Cumia has left.
52 comments
1 LoouisCuCK 2018-08-28
Stern's leftovers.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-08-28
Yeah man, it's tough. Stern himself hasn't responded to me, scumbag.
1 aRTie02150 2018-08-28
I prefer mustard.
1 Belchides 2018-08-28
Why arent you banned yet?
1 moleguy9k 2018-08-28
Because unlike the real ant, he's not a racist pedophile
1 Magicmetalknight 2018-08-28
Should replace Matthau with Jackie
1 FoetusCorruptus 2018-08-28
Lol. This bit will never get old.
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-08-28
Every time I think the sub has reached it's pinnacle, something fantastic like this happens. Fucking love you guys so much man.
1 Belchides 2018-08-28
I love you too bro. Stay safe out there.
1 VinniePaz91 2018-08-28
It's solid but next time wait til he actually shows up at CM and then post it for us. Someone is going to rat before tomorrow
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-08-28
Maybe, but if Jackie already emailed them, chances are he will find out before tomorrow anyway. However, just the idea of Keith & Nana having to explain this obnoxious fucking circus to guests as well as the awkwardness of rejecting their 'scheduled' appearance & potentially being forced to reschedule someone they may have not wanted on the show is hilarious.
1 Lasagna_Hat 2018-08-28
He would have ignored if you just messaged.
They probably called after you posted this.
Refrain from posting until the damage is done
1 paulallens 2018-08-28
you're doing God's work, son.
1 cakehornnigga 2018-08-28
Even if they contact everyone, they will still be anxious about it before and after the show either way. Hilarious
1 ok_to_sink 2018-08-28
Just like fake Rolland.
1 MonsterSteve 2018-08-28
The part you're missing is you think Keith is decent at his job. Chances are he has no fucking clue how to answer emails on his phone and is away at Fire Isle getting rammed in his ass by 5 other men in a Cumia style Orgy.
1 onemancrimespree 2018-08-28
Just admit it, ya got greedy. Start doing it and not posting it until right when it happens and see the damage you cause.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-08-28
https://old.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/9b5jtb/jackie_martling_saga_continued/?st=jleks6j5&sh=74210c20
1 karmacompanion 2018-08-28
No effect on their lives.
1 BundyJr 2018-08-28
Yeah but what if Jackie was busy and couldn't make it in on 1 days notice? How would this work?
(tee hee)
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1 wllmweller 2018-08-28
This bit has surpassed the getting sent to obscurity posts. By the way, is it just me or is it strange that Jackie not only answered the DM but also said he "just emailed youse ". What a dickhead
1 ghandicumia 2018-08-28
I just emailed youse guys
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-08-28
guyses
1 KangolVos 2018-08-28
Jackie is one of those corny old school guys. He gets a pass.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-08-28
I love Jackie. I wish he didn't have to associate with these retarded rapist wops
1 Vulgardervish 2018-08-28
Making multiple Nana accounts is like discovering plutonium, by accident!
1 Fuck_Anthony_Cumia 2018-08-28
Ought to be entertaining
1 Soundboard_Fez 2018-08-28
I always loved the assault on the media.
This is even better.
1 JimandFred 2018-08-28
LoL...Oh YEAH!!!! 516-922-W-I-N-E
1 KangolVos 2018-08-28
I always wanted to call that.
1 ScarletNumbered 2018-08-28
go ahead. it is still operational
1 AsianAnalParty 2018-08-28
The fact that you are doing a better job than Keith the Wop is more funny than it is shocking.
1 sirlucd 2018-08-28
Somebody with a Cumia account invite Mike Bochetti, he's an idiot, he'll come. Ask him to bring Artie too.
1 Sueable 2018-08-28
Lol these faggots are going to read an email from this dickhead. Lolz
1 20-4-7HayTomBrown 2018-08-28
Explaining this situation to Jackie Martling must be an absolute nightmare.
1 Sueable 2018-08-28
Can’t be worse than the nightmares of that 16 year old who got fingered by a 55 year old.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-08-28
This is the opportunity for you guys to bring up incriminating and damning subjects with supposed friends of Anthony and see how they react, if they are shocked or if they feel like it’s a normal thing for Anthony to say.
1 fartpoop22 2018-08-28
invite that retard from the CIA
1 ghandicumia 2018-08-28
Lol they are on vacation all week
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-08-28
Seriously? They just fucking took one. And Ant's normal "work" week is 8 hours.
1 ghandicumia 2018-08-28
I think it's nice for the few paying customers who have stuck around using broken service for two months can know that ant and keith won't wear themselves out.
1 Humble_is_great 2018-08-28
When’s Mary jean gonna be on?
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-08-28
folks we are looking at a very powerful weapon here. this is cute and all, booking comedians to his show but we need to start dming kurt love and whatever creepy guys we can get to spill the beans about all the underage sex and weird shit he does.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-08-28
audibly laughing really hard at my screen right now
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-08-28
Did you pull over??? LOLZ
1 ShetUp 2018-08-28
Sweet!
1 tjdon 2018-08-28
Invite Stern on his podcast, and don't take NO for an answer.
1 RevilerTheRed 2018-08-28
Lol!!!!! Not Jackie The Jokeman Martling!
😂😂
What’s so cute about this all is that it’s so harmless on the surface but so devastating to any shred of a piece of shit business that ugly piece of shit Cumia has left.
1 MarbleSpaceDog 2018-08-28
This is hilarious. Any potential guests will get so sick of dealing with fake Ants that they will never interact with the real one again.
1 MonsterSteve 2018-08-28
This is so fucked but funny as well.
1 LamarThePotato 2018-08-28
Just try to schedule these things at least a week in advance, not this "tomorrow" bullshit.
Tell them about some topics you would like to get discussed and other shit to be more believable.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-08-28
A week is a lot of time for them to figure out it's bullshit. Also, I don't want to wait that long to be entertained.
There's a lot of ways to approach this, I recommend everyone be their own Anthony & operate accordingly.
1 LookyLookyMissCookie 2018-08-28
This is better than fake Roland.
1 onemancrimespree 2018-08-28
Fucking old idiot
1 Blackhawks87 2018-08-28
Someone needs to check with Louis "Twitchels" Centanni and make sure he's still coming in this week.