Dear KillaKuhn
44 2018-08-28 by Nulltor
Hi buddy. How are you? I am well. I thought I would drop you a line to let you know how the old gang is getting on. We were all super bummed that the court only looked at the color of your skin and not the content of your character during sentencing. Once those Hollywood jews got hold of your story they just wanted to spin the one narrative; that a black man is automatically a thief and murderer. We will never know the full story. Was the boy being disrespectful and/or naughty? Was the soundbar part of some 40 acres and a mule thing? Would the security guards have automatically assumed you were a thief if you were a rich white man?
Please rest assured that we will not rest until justice is served. I am writing a protest song based on The Hurricane. All I have so far is 'This is the story of the KillaKuhn, in his truck he went vroom-vroom', but I will keep working on it. We raised $6500 for your commissary, but we spent it all on buying fake followers for a parody twitter account called 'Sue Lightnings massive veiny cock". It was super funny and we know you would have loved it.
I will be sure to write with news when one of the gang dies in a funny way, but right now I gotta hit the road (sorry, that was insensitive phrasing).
Hugs and kisses from all your friends on the sub.
12 comments
1 sirlucd 2018-08-28
It just doesn't make sense that he ran. If you run a red light and your kid dies what charge you get?
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-08-28
Vehicular manslaughter, child endangerment 5-10
For all that he did 8.5 years is a gift.
1 Phkna1 2018-08-28
His actions toward Joe Cumia, alleged #pedophile and known contract-making racist, were taken in mitigation. He saved many people when he stopped 2U from "performing."
1 Opesterino 2018-08-28
was that around the time fake bono and joe stopped talking? I wonder if any of that shit might have been the cause of tension.
1 a-corsican-pimp 2018-08-28
OH SHIT
1 Phkna1 2018-08-28
No one was chasing him. It was like Brother Joe and pedophilia at People's Court. No one was asking.
Why Killa? You were doing so well with 2U.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2018-08-28
It doesn't make sense because he was rammed off the street by ''bad actors''
1 FloggingSchnoodles 2018-08-28
What, Ben Affleck?
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2018-08-28
not from L.A. but Langley, VA
1 dreadnaught2010 2018-08-28
Tires shriek out on Pennsylvanian road Enter KillaKuhn from the steaming wreck He see Quaden in a pool of blood Cries out, "My God, where's my soundbar Here comes the story of the KillaKuhn The man the authorities came to blame For somethin' that he never done Put in a prison cell, but one time he could-a been The champion of the world
1 holodog 2018-08-28
In a month or so you can probably get his real address and really send it to him. I already tried looking it up on NJ and PA corrections websites but got no results.
1 a-corsican-pimp 2018-08-28
Can we sticky this for about 8.5 years ?
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-08-28
I wonder if he needs money for his commissary account.
1 Opesterino 2018-08-28
was that around the time fake bono and joe stopped talking? I wonder if any of that shit might have been the cause of tension.