“I dunno’ man, it’s a tough one. It’s a real motherfuck. On one hand, Ant’s mother Ro was a piece of rotting old dog shit to be stuck in some trash bin for the last 5 years of her miserable life. On the other hand, this is TWITTER! Fucking Twitter man! It’s a tough one.”
-Some Unidentified Uninteresting Worm Fag Who’s Not Ugly NaNa & Should Be Grateful For That
It's time to start sending out really embarrassing messages. Asking people to borrow money, coming out as bisexual, threatening to kill himself. It's the only way he'll learn.
You guys who own these variation CManthony accounts should start tweet cursing other comics off to make them they youre the real ant. Tweet bill burr “fuck you and your ugly black wife”. Trash joe Rogan, everyone. Colin Quinn, jim jefferies. Hell even target opie.
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46 comments
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-08-28
https://twitter.com/AnthonyCReal/status/1034268736868442112
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-08-28
none of you faggots spoil this
1 RBuddCumia 2018-08-28
That fucker already did.
1 THEPOOPSOFVICTORY 2018-08-28
It's clearly someone who floats around here and a couple of names come to mind.
1 --DC-- 2018-08-28
Blues Jews
Rapist with AIDS
Brian Gilgore
1 PhilipMarma 2018-08-28
Even Nicky D, a fellow paisan, is ashamed of being friends with Ant.
1 Fluxywild 2018-08-28
You spelled Persian wrong.
1 grocery_man 2018-08-28
You just know Cumia will be livid when he see's this.
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-08-28
nah, Cumio generally doesn't take Twitter too seriously and is really good at laughing at himself and rolling with the punches
:)
1 RevilerTheRed 2018-08-28
“I dunno’ man, it’s a tough one. It’s a real motherfuck. On one hand, Ant’s mother Ro was a piece of rotting old dog shit to be stuck in some trash bin for the last 5 years of her miserable life. On the other hand, this is TWITTER! Fucking Twitter man! It’s a tough one.”
-Some Unidentified Uninteresting Worm Fag Who’s Not Ugly NaNa & Should Be Grateful For That
1 theropers 2018-08-28
Is there really an apostrophe after "dunno"?
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-08-28
dunno'
1 Nuwanda84 2018-08-28
Maybe'
1 halfwholediminished 2018-08-28
AhPRil fOoOlSsss
1 fiffy_tiffy 2018-08-28
Ya, because someone else is trying to bogart all the cocks.
1 Vulgardervish 2018-08-28
This makes me so happy.
1 thedogg321 2018-08-28
We fucking rule.
1 danTHEdikc 2018-08-28
Look at Nick's cool blue check mark. Does that mean he's not in obscurity?
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-08-28
Official.
1 FloggingSchnoodles 2018-08-28
It means he has self control.
1 danTHEdikc 2018-08-28
He got fired from a national platform for Tweeting stupid shit. He's a dopey guinea, but compared to Nana, he's fucking Einstein.
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2018-08-28
"It was among the Sicilians. Some real grease-ball shit."
1 china-blast 2018-08-28
Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-08-28
come again?
1 Dick_donger 2018-08-28
The Moors
1 itrits 2018-08-28
It’s the Moops.
1 Psych555 2018-08-28
How obscure are you where anyone can impersonate you on twitter and your " 'celebrity friends' " will easily believe it?
1 DynamiteThunder6 2018-08-28
I love each and every one of you awful faggots
1 Terahite 2018-08-28
You would’ve sworn he was the real person...
1 china-blast 2018-08-28
He does these impersonations...
1 taylornafasi 2018-08-28
DiPaolo's gonna be on the show tomorrow? this is great news can't wait, good to see Cumia starting to finally interact with some talent.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-08-28
I'm afraid it was a mixup.
1 taylornafasi 2018-08-28
We're doing the work Ant should be doing to create a successful show, he should be grateful, but he's not, because he's a faggot.
1 taylornafasi 2018-08-28
In the past 24 hours our fake Anthony Cumia accounts have communicated with more talent pretending to be Anthony than Anthony has all month.
1 Opie4EvaAnthonyNever 2018-08-28
What if accidentally get him better guests?
1 Toss__Pot 2018-08-28
it's a risk we have to take.
Also, if a basement podcaster gets a verified guest & nobody hears it... did it really happen??
1 KangolVos 2018-08-28
Pot Talk Tuesday. Fuck yeah.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-08-28
You ever think about Twitter followers? sniff
1 blue_magoo_62 2018-08-28
Can we please start leaning towards the more feminist comics out there. Im sure he'd want them on his show. We'd be doing him a favour.
1 all_copacetic 2018-08-28
It's time to start sending out really embarrassing messages. Asking people to borrow money, coming out as bisexual, threatening to kill himself. It's the only way he'll learn.
1 TheUltimateAssEater 2018-08-28
You guys who own these variation CManthony accounts should start tweet cursing other comics off to make them they youre the real ant. Tweet bill burr “fuck you and your ugly black wife”. Trash joe Rogan, everyone. Colin Quinn, jim jefferies. Hell even target opie.
1 Sternacthegreat 2018-08-28
You should try and set up cuck sessions between Missy and random (perhaps black) comedians. Slide into those DMs.
1 Colinfagerty 2018-08-28
Oh shit! Make a fake Missy account!
1 Nuwanda84 2018-08-28
Fucking dumb dago wop. These half monkeys are all the same.
1 Colinfagerty 2018-08-28
You New York guineas really make me laff.
1 ghandicumia 2018-08-28
I hope no one tells any verified account about Anthony's trysts with a transsexual
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-08-28
why not actually have him show up to the studio and not blow your cover immediately.
some guy did that to Roland back in the day. posed as Roland on twitter and booked a few guests to show up at the studio. it was classic.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-08-28
nick seems like a closet poofter
1 BlobbyKelly00 2018-08-28
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen here!
1 Radiobobo_ona 2018-08-28
If want find real one he’s is on my tweet.
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1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-08-28
come again?
1 Dick_donger 2018-08-28
The Moors
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