Lulz

Ant's pool's closed due to AIDS

Inconceivable!

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That should be the Suffolk County DA's next campaign platform.

Top result: Sue Lightning

I think the only reason Twitter lets him stay is that he is indistinguishable from troll accounts.

I mean, he is literally the incarnation of the troll face

https://i.redd.it/0n4s0sypg1vz.jpg

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Have you ever danced with the Lightning with a cool budlight?

those are some wonderful individually placed hair follicles

Nice Joker smile, stupid.

Did I ever tell you how I got these anal scars?

my father drank

It seems obscurity breeds pests like no-one's business.

He doesn't understand that when he sends us to obscurity, we become more powerful.

You mean bitter aka the opposite of where he thinks he's sending us? (away from trolling him rather motivating us to troll him harder, because he's a fucking idiot who doesn't understand the basic fundamentals of internet trolling despite a 20yr career in shock jockey?)

I return like Zod from the phantom zone

It would be exhausting but if the fake accounts mirrored all of Anthony's tweets, after a few days they would be indistinguishable from each other. Then if the real one gets banned, you can post "another troll account dealt with" and take over like the talented mr Ripley

That's the plan, Stan

Holy shit I think I can actually write a program for this.

But I bet you can't code yourself a girlfriend, can you now?

No but I have access to a robotic arm that could fist 3 or 4 guys in a row

Where do I sign up?

Find me on twitter, my name's Anthony Cumia

Is lube required? I want in!

Spit from children will be provided.

Lol

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You would be using your skills for a noble cause sir

Yes, but can you write a program to make us all pizza rolls?

It would be pretty trivial to do. Hell, you could even automatically update the accounts profile pictures and names whenever Ant does.

This is evil. Bullying him off Twitter or into turning his account to private like this.

I think the Twitter API would allow to do that programmatically with a bot that reads his feed and then copies it, afterwards automatically monitors his feed for updates to ape those too.

you don't say.... https://twitter.com/CorradoSopran04

You need to keep updating that one.

its exhausting he doesn't stop...unlike cumio i have a life outside of stocking Panera shelves

This would force Ant to post proof that he is Corrado and then BOOM, ban again.

Real Anthonys from here, remember: block the @CorradoSoprano4 troll account. Nothing would make that troll more infuriated than someone pretending to be him sending him to obscurity with a block.

How does that feel, fucker?

Don’t forget our favorite globalist-loving calm Democrat Daddy Alex Jonesie!

Also be sure to follow lots of 13 year old girl accounts.

When I search for Anthony Cum, this is what shows up:

https://imgur.com/a/QXRibza

Submitting searches uses a different matching algorithm than the search autocomplete box... Faggot

I missed it and I'm a big fat pig

Anthony also has different accounts where he doxxes people he has conversations with these accounts

I wonder if this irritates him

Of course it does.

Lol

My account shows up before Ant's, I'm so happy

As it should

My favorite parody account is corradosoprano4. Yes, it goes over the top with how sad and hate-filled the tweets are, as well as the sheer volume of tweets, but it's a fun satire of how pathetic Anthony has become.

Nobody doesn't love this.

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