tweet @disney a man in a durag with white deodorant balls dangling from his armpit hairs pushed my special needs child and called us niggers at the country bear jamboree
someone who thinks he's smart but doesn't understand what is actually going on. Strange you'd think a failed u2 cover band guitarist kept afloat by his used-to-be famous brother would understand that the subject of a sentence is never in a prepositional phrase.
Death, taxes and Joe Cumia trying to sound smart/educated and fucking it up; the three certainties in life. I guess we can add the day they taught subjective/objective pronouns to the long list of school days Joe either skipped or slept through.
Wow! He doesn't have to wait in line at rides at an overrated, overpriced theme park for only a couple of days a year because he doesn't live near Disneyland? Color me jealous!
And when he skips to the front of the line he'll no doubt be assaulted by a black Somalian welfare queen with a free Obama phone and a legless biker veteran will come to his aid in a show of brotherhood for the fallen who gave all to protect his freedoms, which he'll explain in detail via a Twitter post.
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1 FoetusCorruptus 2018-08-27
Joe gleefully accepting handouts and charity. Shocker.
1 sams_seed 2018-08-27
One of the many perks of being a rock star 😎
1 ChadKensingtonBulge 2018-08-27
How can we take this away from him?
We must.
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-08-27
If it worked for James Gunn, it will work for Fat Edge.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-08-27
The Quarter-Round Molding
1 sams_seed 2018-08-27
tweet @disney a man in a durag with white deodorant balls dangling from his armpit hairs pushed my special needs child and called us niggers at the country bear jamboree
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-08-27
Joe doesn't use deodorant, he thinks it's how the democrats turn you gay
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-08-27
To be fair that has never been explicitly disproven.
1 Billyassman 2018-08-27
Naw,the kids a civilian.
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-08-27
Why does he announce everything that happens to him? I wished aids on 3 people so far today including a child but ya don't see me bragging about it.
1 AsianAnalParty 2018-08-27
Joe is just a white trash old fucking sissy. I would love to uppercut him clean out of those dirty new balances. Fucking faggot bitch.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2018-08-27
The court New Balances looked fresh, to be fair.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-08-27
It's "Layla and me", dropout.
1 jisuanqi 2018-08-27
Hypercorrection is when you mistakenly choose the incorrect grammatical structure because it sounds correct or of higher status.
He's just following through like everything else he does: Fake U2, fake Stratocasters, fake knowledge of English.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-08-27
Bingo. That’s him to a tee. He’s an impersonator in every sense—he literally apes.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2018-08-27
He's not people.
1 FloggingSchnoodles 2018-08-27
Whom even does that?
1 jisuanqi 2018-08-27
I don't know, but when you find out, be sure to send an email to myself, letting me know.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-08-27
For all intensive purposes, plethora.
1 quasi100 2018-08-27
someone who thinks he's smart but doesn't understand what is actually going on. Strange you'd think a failed u2 cover band guitarist kept afloat by his used-to-be famous brother would understand that the subject of a sentence is never in a prepositional phrase.
Odd that
1 McGowan9 2018-08-27
Death, taxes and Joe Cumia trying to sound smart/educated and fucking it up; the three certainties in life. I guess we can add the day they taught subjective/objective pronouns to the long list of school days Joe either skipped or slept through.
1 vosplug 2018-08-27
Knowing those Cumia genes, the Disney staff probably think they're both retarded.
1 masao50025 2018-08-27
Wow! He doesn't have to wait in line at rides at an overrated, overpriced theme park for only a couple of days a year because he doesn't live near Disneyland? Color me jealous!
1 fartpoop22 2018-08-27
can't you pay a little more for a ticket that gets you to the front of the line anyways?
1 Humble_is_great 2018-08-27
Yes. Even racists can purchase a fast pass.
1 Uboat1940 2018-08-27
Jumping ahead of people in line will not bury the pain of when Layla eventually starts Googling her dad.
1 FloggingSchnoodles 2018-08-27
I know he's got a kid but the fact that he goes to Disneyworld often enough for this to even matter is fucking lame.
1 BurlyMayes 2018-08-27
An unprecedented boon valued at approximately $0.
Literally anyone can upgrade to fastpass+ at Epcot as long as you register 30 days in advance.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-08-27
non whites ruining amusement parks doesn't stop being a fact just beacuse joe curmia says something about it
1 lowend73 2018-08-27
Good for you!
1 ledge9999 2018-08-27
Led Zep got whores getting fucked by a shark. 2U gets to cut to the front of the line at an amusement park. That's about right.
1 ShadowbannedKeithM 2018-08-27
Why do grown men need constant validation
1 HugofDeath 2018-08-27
This is splitting hairs but the phrase actually goes “I’ve been afforded the opportunity”
1 TheElDan 2018-08-27
How many teenagers did he have to yell “Do you know who I am?!” at before this happened?
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-08-27
And when he skips to the front of the line he'll no doubt be assaulted by a black Somalian welfare queen with a free Obama phone and a legless biker veteran will come to his aid in a show of brotherhood for the fallen who gave all to protect his freedoms, which he'll explain in detail via a Twitter post.