Good luck to ya soldier

That book photo infuriates me. It looks like he’s crooning into a microphone.

Make sure to post "Ugh Blacks and liberals" tweet every ten minutes so they don't think somethings fishy.

Just share crime articles involving a black suspect

Hey, delete the Antwan Kumiya shit and try to be as realistic as possible for a while to build up a following, then slowly start introducing the self-mockery.

Keep us posted with screenshots.

For real. Tomorrow you have to tweet about politics for a while. Commit fully.

Start trying to book guests. Also see if you can DM Colin Flaherty on that pretense and then subtly insult him.

This Stacey lady is a bright one.

Stacey Prussman, the (former) muse of the great Mike Bocchetti. Hi snoogles!

Invite them to the show tomorrow

Dear lovely sir, I do hope you’ve reported that hideous leather-faced Cumia monster for impersonating you, the real Cumia.

I have already reported his profile for targeted harassment and as having been hacked :3

P.S. try to drive a serious rift between him and Alex Jones. Maybe bring up the transgender porn on Alex’s phone and link to shit talking in the old episodes.

Hey let me know if you want to try again with @CumiaRadio, I have it secured

Make sure to follow and retweet as many liberal talking points as possible

This Jerome Walker fellow is going to be a problem.

God bless you and your fine service.

Please be 100% serious with the bit. Usually the guy fucks up at the end. Like the guy who pretended to be Joe Matarese here ended up ruining the bit by breaking character.

I want to say thank you, for real thank you for this.

It’s vacation week this week - got time to set up a fake ‘hotline’ for call-in guests? This has epic potential.

This post did not age well.