Doctor Daddy kept him afloat for at least a decade after highschool, originally from Florida, travels through life in a purely hedonistic/materialistic manner and the only higher value he supposedly claims adherence to - comedy - he makes a mockery of and desecrates with his ham-handed participation, hmmm......
I'm not sure. Is that the bit where he takes off his shirt, embellishes every detail of an already bullshit story and also uses over the top obnoxious voices? Oh and does he laugh at himself a lot so that you know the bit is funny?
You mean the movie where they casted a handsome, charming, and funny Ryan Reynolds instead of who the character really is, a fat disgusting unfunny genetic disaster?
I remember that story about him being eaten by wild hogs feet first with a tourniquet around his thighs so he can't bleed out and die, while I sit on a chair, masturbating.
During that Election Day JRE, Bill Burr was absolutely killing. He ran that entire show. At one point in the show, fudgetits decided that he couldn't make the crowd laugh with his words, so he just started screaming over Bill and took his shirt off. What a fucking hack.
I hate that this guy is somewhat "known". Like fuck, unlike other unfunny comedians that might give me a chuckle or 2 he has never maked me laugh. Is his schtick based on him being chubby & lots of time being shirtless??
I defended his general zest for life and positive spirit back before the shirtless thing became his hammered watermelon. I now hope to see his dead shirtless body wash ashore after he goes missing for an extended period. The shirtless gimmick makes his exaggerated tall tales of insane debauchery so much more intolerable.
Jesus, why do people like him? He’s stupid, not funny and always making those god awful faces. Worse than anything, he talks about being such a catch and blowing off the likes of Tiffany. Should’ve hooked up with Will Smith when he had the chance.
Yeah I guess I am. When you wrote that to me did you get excited because I don’t get why you would care about me or my opinion. Also I could care less about the special and wether or not you liked it. My only interest is why you would get so excited on the internet to call me a ball washing queer? If you are lonely it’s ok I get it. Oh and when you reply with your witty response, know that I love you and maybe one day you can find a fat girl (or boy no judgement here) to love you the same.
54 comments
1 oandauser 2018-08-26
His new special is not good. 2-3 chuckle moments.
1 Mexijesus 2018-08-26
The only chuckle I'd get out of this blowhard would be if he plopped his flabby ass in front of a train.
1 WalterWhite2012 2018-08-26
Speaking of trains, did you hear the story of how this guy robbed a train with the Russian mob and got the nickname “the Machine.”
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-08-26
That sounds spurious
1 KangolVos 2018-08-26
Sounds like a Richard Kuklinski lie.
1 Cumia_Box 2018-08-26
No, I for one have not heard that bit ever 87 times.
1 ShittingOutYourTwats 2018-08-26
did he do the machine again? not watching unless machine
1 WashCaps33 2018-08-26
He has the most punchable face in “comedy”. And that’s saying something.
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-08-26
Nanette tho
1 egates09 2018-08-26
Even more so than a Joe Derosa or a Matarese?
1 trollhistoryfilms 2018-08-26
Matarese yes, Derosa no.
1 Patmcpsu 2018-08-26
Moshe Kasner
1 LarryKleist711 2018-08-26
Al Madrigal would like a word.
1 Toss__Pot 2018-08-26
seen his act before
1 danTHEdikc 2018-08-26
He has Christian Youth Program Group Leader energy.
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-08-26
He does look a bit like the paedo uncle from Split...QUANSPIRACY
1 gsdickpills 2018-08-26
Cryptojew
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-08-26
if this nigga ain't a little rich boy jew, i'll eat my own ass
1 anitathequeef 2018-08-26
Doctor Daddy kept him afloat for at least a decade after highschool, originally from Florida, travels through life in a purely hedonistic/materialistic manner and the only higher value he supposedly claims adherence to - comedy - he makes a mockery of and desecrates with his ham-handed participation, hmmm......
You bring the feathers, I have the tar.
1 enzo_trash 2018-08-26
You described comedy
1 SGFTI 2018-08-26
Did you hear about the one how he accidentally ended up working for the Russian Mafia?
He rarely tells that story, might be hard to find.
1 Mexijesus 2018-08-26
I'm not sure. Is that the bit where he takes off his shirt, embellishes every detail of an already bullshit story and also uses over the top obnoxious voices? Oh and does he laugh at himself a lot so that you know the bit is funny?
1 SGFTI 2018-08-26
Oh, you've seen it.
1 ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2018-08-26
You mean the movie where they casted a handsome, charming, and funny Ryan Reynolds instead of who the character really is, a fat disgusting unfunny genetic disaster?
1 SGFTI 2018-08-26
Ryan Reynolds is not funny and they should've cast Nolan North to play Deadpool instead.
1 ADoucheNamedBag 2018-08-26
^ Agreed
1 SWIMsfriend 2018-08-26
if you're the sort of tard in college for 9 years i'm pretty sure you would look like Bert instead of Ryan
1 vsehorrorshow93 2018-08-26
I heard it’s the BEST STORY OF ALL TIME
1 Andkcojskaosncicoanw 2018-08-26
No. It's the one where he squeels and speaks in a high pitch tone no one can understand
1 wicked_crayfish 2018-08-26
They made it into a movie, machinist starring Christian bale.
1 FloggingSchnoodles 2018-08-26
I remember that story about him being eaten by wild hogs feet first with a tourniquet around his thighs so he can't bleed out and die, while I sit on a chair, masturbating.
Oh wait that was just a pleasant dream.
1 BrothamanB5010 2018-08-26
You mean he tells an unbelievable story while mimmicking a cheap knock-off version of Dane Cook?
1 oskimon 2018-08-26
Flatter chested Opie
1 l0v3s2sp00ge 2018-08-26
During that Election Day JRE, Bill Burr was absolutely killing. He ran that entire show. At one point in the show, fudgetits decided that he couldn't make the crowd laugh with his words, so he just started screaming over Bill and took his shirt off. What a fucking hack.
1 PretzlKing 2018-08-26
Hahahahahahaha that’s hilarious cuz he’s not wearing a shirt! Comedy gold!
1 egates09 2018-08-26
fat wacky guy with positive energy. he'd be fun to have as a dad but that doesn't translate to comedy whatsoever. also he's a faggot and not funny
1 Mexijesus 2018-08-26
He'd be a fun dad for toddlers. Once the kids like 8 they'd fucking hate him and his bullshit.
1 Fuente_Valdergais 2018-08-26
Fuck having him as a dad. Perhaps as an uncle.
1 oanda333 2018-08-26
he's too self centered to be fun in a good way, h ewould make it all about himself rather than be able to joke with the group
1 IceBoxChamberlain 2018-08-26
Fat Mrs. Doubtfire
1 TheUltimateAssEater 2018-08-26
I Honestl hope he dies like Patrice due to health complications
1 taylornafasi 2018-08-26
I thought the special where he took off his shirt was tolerable.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-08-26
49 year old hack faggot
1 SickLikeAidz 2018-08-26
I hate that this guy is somewhat "known". Like fuck, unlike other unfunny comedians that might give me a chuckle or 2 he has never maked me laugh. Is his schtick based on him being chubby & lots of time being shirtless??
1 jofreal 2018-08-26
I defended his general zest for life and positive spirit back before the shirtless thing became his hammered watermelon. I now hope to see his dead shirtless body wash ashore after he goes missing for an extended period. The shirtless gimmick makes his exaggerated tall tales of insane debauchery so much more intolerable.
1 Caprichosa4 2018-08-26
Jesus, why do people like him? He’s stupid, not funny and always making those god awful faces. Worse than anything, he talks about being such a catch and blowing off the likes of Tiffany. Should’ve hooked up with Will Smith when he had the chance.
1 jofreal 2018-08-26
simpletons think he's OUTRAGEOUS.
Someday soon he's going to shoot a pilot, and there'll be a bidding war among the networks to pick it up. Working title: Crazy Shirtless Party Dad.
1 trollhistoryfilms 2018-08-26
I've got two of the Original Kings of Comedy with me tonight...
*Pulls down his pants to reveal his balls painted in black face*
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 AsianAnalParty 2018-08-26
That’s literally 15x funnier than anything he has ever done in his life.
1 jp_cable 2018-08-26
Jesus you guys are really upset about this
1 Mexijesus 2018-08-26
Jesus you're really a ballwashing queer
1 jp_cable 2018-08-26
Yeah I guess I am. When you wrote that to me did you get excited because I don’t get why you would care about me or my opinion. Also I could care less about the special and wether or not you liked it. My only interest is why you would get so excited on the internet to call me a ball washing queer? If you are lonely it’s ok I get it. Oh and when you reply with your witty response, know that I love you and maybe one day you can find a fat girl (or boy no judgement here) to love you the same.
1 Mexijesus 2018-08-26
Too many words. I didn't finish.
1 realister 2018-08-26
cant wait to hear the russian mafia story again
1 mikeborgen1 2018-08-26
I like the guy his comedy special however his last special wasn't very funny.
1 tommy_james 2018-08-26
Secret time... I’m a shirtless homo... secret time
1 Mexijesus 2018-08-26
The only chuckle I'd get out of this blowhard would be if he plopped his flabby ass in front of a train.
1 ShittingOutYourTwats 2018-08-26
did he do the machine again? not watching unless machine
1 AsianAnalParty 2018-08-26
That’s literally 15x funnier than anything he has ever done in his life.