"I've been called sexy."

81  2018-08-25 by McGowan9

63 comments

These poor women

Buzz and Richard found him alluring.

Buzz was paid.

'Could we make a book entirely from Tweets? It could tell the whole story, it'll be great'

Ol' hot cross bun forehead is looking hydrated and well rested.

I've never seen a cratered forehead until Anthony

Looks like he's been sleeping face-down on a gravel driveway.

Even funnier the 9th time

sniff...

Old crackhead

It looks like someone took a cheese grater to his forehead

Twitter really is his whole fucking life.

His nose looks like a dick.

AH CHA CHA CHA CHA!!

Y-you wanna suck it?

Holy shit, his nose really does look like a dick! Oh, I'm gonna have fun thinking about this.

It actually looks like a butt plug with that lighting.

All it needs is for Ant to have an severe allergic reaction around his eyes and you have the balls to complete the package.

fake teeth, fake cop, fake hair, fake smile. Obscurity Valley's finest.

How can somebody look like this without a long but very unsuccessful boxing career in his past?

0-2 against women

Looks like a cracked out Dice Clay

He mourns his original account name and bobble head avatar more than his own mother.

What if he had a good reason for constantly talking about twitter and tweeting? Maybe he's not allowed to tell anybody that if he stops tweeting what happened on the Event Horizon will happen here.

They're paid to tell you that

Social media, in general.. ruined this douche bag.

I mean, he really *was* funny.

What a fucking cunt.

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Brother Joe LARPs as an Irish band member.

Nana Cumia LARPs as an off-duty cop despite being a felon.

Nigga took a nap on a screen door.

Good ol Tony Two Shirts and his ghostwritten masterpiece

Twitter everything

Nigga nigga nigga

Imagine going to write a book about your entire life, famed (yet brief) career and you choose to make the front page about your fucking Twitter.

He’s vastly overestimating the number of people who care about twitter or even know what it is.

It's not even that fun of a place to troll around on. It's full of ultra far left and ultra far right zealots endlessly arguing with each other without either side ever gaining any ground in their perpetual twitter battle of talking points and stale memes

Brief career? Right then. I get we all love the circle jerk here, in order to stroke our ego, but at least try to be accurate.

Well seeing how old this ghoul is, brief is the right word.

1998 - 2002. 2004 -2009.

After 2009 abd losing all the terrestrial stations Opie and Anthony both plummeted into obscurity.

He looks like he's graduating from twitter rehab, but he isnt

Nice retard hand, stupid.

I think the biggest question to me is why anyone would wear two shirts when hanging around the house?

It's a tactic to hide the outline of a gun. Pretty common for concealed carry owners in the summer, when you can't wear a jacket. Hawaiian shirts are another common method too.

But he's in his house...

You are a fool if you think he is unarmed.

I hope he's armed and both he and Keith go to jail over those illegal guns. Fucking woman-beater niggerfaggot scumbag.

Black eyes, lifeless eyes, like a doll's eyes.

Someone please shop something about trannies or obscurity on that paper

Thisss iss terrubul ..

How many chapters are about George Zimmerman?

Fat turd

Getting banned from a country is something to brag about not twitter

Is that the whole book Nana's holding? It looks like it's maybe 50 pages of large print.

That cover for the book would have been better. I'm betting Keith convinced him to go with the prison rape cover instead.

I'll buy it when I see it at Goodwill

So the title of his book really is a reference to fucking twitter? How tragic

He really needs to take out the "rise again" part of his book.

so this is what the moon looks like when the sun is shining

He spent all that bread on hair plugs and HGH only to have his face blow up like a 🎈

His face looks like it's been basted with olive oil. Greasy wop.

I don’t get it, is that the name of his book?

What the thread title? No, that's something he actually said when his ghoulish face was brought up in conversation. His book is the wad of toilet paper he's holding.

No the “permanently suspended” so I looked it up and god damn he’s really naming it that. Fucking embarrassing

You think it's embarrassing that a man in his sixties keeps getting kicked off a social media site created for 30 something cunts for repeatedly breaking their terms of service and then acting like he's some pro-democracy dissident being persecuted in 1960s Soviet Russia?

They called me.. Mr Ass.

It looks less like he's going to record an audio book and more like he's turning in a messy creative writing assignment for a senior citizen aimed community college course.

I like how he tried to style those 3 pubes he has on his old waterhead

he really loves fucking twitter huh. shit single handedly took the entire show down

Looks like he's been sleeping face-down on a gravel driveway.

Old crackhead

It looks like someone took a cheese grater to his forehead

It's not even that fun of a place to troll around on. It's full of ultra far left and ultra far right zealots endlessly arguing with each other without either side ever gaining any ground in their perpetual twitter battle of talking points and stale memes