Real Talk: Trek Bicycles in Philadelphia is a good spot. Trek employs some great, knowledgable people.
58 2018-08-25 by TangerineReam
From their humble beginnings in a Wisconsin barn in the 70's, to a leading global bike company.
Here's to another wonderful 43 years! :)
17 comments
1 AntsCamera 2018-08-25
You can also get handjob with bike chain oil if you ask for Mike.
1 TangerineReam 2018-08-25
I forgot about that.
1 JimandFred 2018-08-25
is that bike chain oil petroleum based?
1 AntsCamera 2018-08-25
Of course it is, this isn't some liberal shithole.
1 JimandFred 2018-08-25
I'm allergic to petroleum based products.
1 AntsCamera 2018-08-25
You will have to pay extra for the special saliva service.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-08-25
Our saliva is freshly squeezed from Layla Cumia, kindly volunteered by her father to provide this service.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-08-25
Stand up guys over at Trek, and they’ve always been firmly against child abuse. Not like those eurofags over at Schwinn.
1 TheDreidelMan 2018-08-25
Little known fact: Trek's succeeded inspite of never putting a single retired policeman into upper management.
1 Jarvismcjigglesteins 2018-08-25
I like Kona's.
1 ghandicumia 2018-08-25
Actually i think trek is the most popular bike. Im in the market for one
1 TangerineReam 2018-08-25
In all honesty, I bike but I do HIIT's when I bike(High Intensity Interval Training). For that, you need a bike that can climb to at least 5 mph when you're doing the intervals(30-45 seconds at a time, each rep). I have a Trek bike that my dad got, because a customer of his skipped town without paying him, so he took his bike as payment. It's been great so far, really climbs speeds faster than Nana finger-blasting 12 year olds to their first regrettable orgasm.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-08-25
is your dad a loanshark
1 TangerineReam 2018-08-25
No just sells tools to auto shops. Through one of those leased-franchise deals.
1 3sharpies2many 2018-08-25
I was guessing weed dealer.
1 thetrapwemake 2018-08-25
I ride my Trek bike to my shift at Panera Bread every week day. A great way to work out while going to serve some great food.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-08-25
I prefer a nice Gazelle bike myself. I'm a man about town you see.
1 FromHereOn014 2018-08-25
I was thinking about a Specialized hybrid before, but I'm a values-first kind of guy. Trek it is.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-08-25
is your dad a loanshark