Real Talk: Trek Bicycles in Philadelphia is a good spot. Trek employs some great, knowledgable people.

58  2018-08-25 by TangerineReam

From their humble beginnings in a Wisconsin barn in the 70's, to a leading global bike company.

Here's to another wonderful 43 years! :)

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17 comments

You can also get handjob with bike chain oil if you ask for Mike.

I forgot about that.

is that bike chain oil petroleum based?

Of course it is, this isn't some liberal shithole.

I'm allergic to petroleum based products.

You will have to pay extra for the special saliva service.

Our saliva is freshly squeezed from Layla Cumia, kindly volunteered by her father to provide this service.

Stand up guys over at Trek, and they’ve always been firmly against child abuse. Not like those eurofags over at Schwinn.

Little known fact: Trek's succeeded inspite of never putting a single retired policeman into upper management.

I like Kona's.

Actually i think trek is the most popular bike. Im in the market for one

In all honesty, I bike but I do HIIT's when I bike(High Intensity Interval Training). For that, you need a bike that can climb to at least 5 mph when you're doing the intervals(30-45 seconds at a time, each rep). I have a Trek bike that my dad got, because a customer of his skipped town without paying him, so he took his bike as payment. It's been great so far, really climbs speeds faster than Nana finger-blasting 12 year olds to their first regrettable orgasm.

is your dad a loanshark

No just sells tools to auto shops. Through one of those leased-franchise deals.

I was guessing weed dealer.

I ride my Trek bike to my shift at Panera Bread every week day. A great way to work out while going to serve some great food.

I prefer a nice Gazelle bike myself. I'm a man about town you see.

I was thinking about a Specialized hybrid before, but I'm a values-first kind of guy. Trek it is.

is your dad a loanshark