Guaranteed NO ONE is looking to snatch up Jim & Sam before their contract expires

43  2018-08-25 by SuperToes845

Those two nudniks will take a shitty deal with Sirius/XM and like it.

Who wants them? Not HBO, not NetFlix. Not Comedy Central. NO ONE of any pull or credibility in "the biz". Guaranteed.

What else are their options? Podcasting? Joining Anthony's terribly-run shit-show? Good luck with that.

I wish they would try these last options. It'll make their career death appear quicker than expected.

28 comments

1  JimandFred 2018-08-25

for your information, Westwood One is very interested in the Jim and Sam property and think they have massive potential with retirees.

1  SuperToes845 2018-08-25

lol, AS IF! Jim & Sam could only be so lucky.

Westwood One is OK people. They accepted the Opester with loving arms so they're alright in my book.

1  mattirawks 2018-08-25

Take it away Joey!"

1  Scorch_PFG 2018-08-25

Don't tell anyone... but I may be filling in for them.

1  SuperToes845 2018-08-25

I love you.

1  Scorch_PFG 2018-08-25

Scorch always loves you

1  TurningFrogsGay 2018-08-25

We’ll talk later.

1  fatshamers 2018-08-25

I would love Sirius XM to ironically give you a platform for a month. You, Intern David, and legendary Tom Myers--a comedian! What the fuck could go wrong? It sounds PFG to me.

Also, can I get a color of the day? I'm hoping for cerulean blue.

1  ItakeVERYthickdumps 2018-08-25

This is not a cumtown thread

1  PeeSoup3030 2018-08-25

I'm sure Brad Pitt has been waiting for years to do a project with Jim and the wrestling people are ready to make Sam the Joe Rogan of wrestling

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-08-25

"I don't like your face." -Wrestling Whore regarding Monkeyboy's hideous face

1  FloggingSchnoodles 2018-08-25

If Jim worked with Brad Pitt he would just pester him for a photo every day until Brad snapped and asked for Jim to be fired.

1  InnocentChrisKuhn 2018-08-25

J&S is also very popular with Assisted Suicide businesses

1  F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-08-25

Transsexuals have a 40% rate of suicide, I believe.

1  MaskedUploader 2018-08-25

Creating a library Twitch channel and having your librarians stream various things that take place? Good idea.

Creating a library Twitch channel and letting random patrons/children steam? Horrible idea.

1  JimNortonHackFaggot 2018-08-25

Jim thinks his career stays afloat after SiriusXM... (hahaha)

1  Chuck_Chasem 2018-08-25

"Where are the tokens, Jimmy?"

He's only going to work there to support his tall russian man.

1  DomMyers 2018-08-25

Sam's too chickenshit to leave SiriusXM, he knows he's lucky to have his spot there and with no real audience outside that platform he's going to be with the company much longer than Jim will be. I hope Jim leaves at the end of the year but I dont see it happening.

1  Chuck_Chasem 2018-08-25

Sam has a morgage, a wife and an eledged son. You'd never leave such an easy job as he has if you were in his situation. Not defending the guy here, but getting 6 figures to sitting on the fence on everything 4 hours a day for 5 days a week is a sweet deal.

1  JimAndSamShow 2018-08-25

eledged

Dope.

1  tjdon 2018-08-25

You missed mortgage, so I assume you don't know how to spell it. Dopier.

1  JimAndSamShow 2018-08-25

You’d assume wrong.

1  anodyne01 2018-08-25

Absolutely NO WAY the worm leaves Sirius. Doesn’t matter what kind of shit deal they offer him. It’s the only thing that sets him apart from his other washed up comic friends.

1  CanIhelpyouguy 2018-08-25

I wonder why Jimmy never went over to the compound .. Chemistry would be just like O&A minus the constant repeating by Op

1  chulathedog 2018-08-25

Jim will probably end up on riotcast.

1  SuperToes845 2018-08-25

You know what dude! You've got your worms, your chips, you put them in front of a microphone and boom! You got your radio gold!

1  TheDirtyWolfman 2018-08-25

Sam will probably sign on and do a passable mundane show for the small base he's created while Jim will demand significantly more than he's worth anymore and end up killing himself 3 weeks into his Compound career

1  SuperToes845 2018-08-25

Jim will demand significantly more than he's worth anymore and end up killing himself

You're such a tease!

1  Rauldukex420 2018-08-25

You never know I mean they let opie do a show ''by himself''. Podcasting is prob the best option. Not that I think Jim is going any ware. They all say they are leaving every year and they always end up staying.

1  thetrapwemake 2018-08-25

Sam might get a gig at the WWE, but after his poor reception and interview skills, it will be off screen and in the shadows as to not frighten the show's younger audience.