r/opieandanthony: Wendy The Retard was 3-4 points hotter than the woman Anthony Cumia married

1 PeeSoup3030 2018-08-25

Ants wife really did have an early 2000s video game cutscene vampire look to her

1 Colinfagerty 2018-08-25

Very Resident Evil-y. Very Silent Hill-y.

1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-08-25

very soul reaver-y

1 McGowan9 2018-08-25

She looks like one of the monkeys in the 1968 Planet of the Apes movie. Her mouth especially is very Dr Zaius.

1 deepdirt 2018-08-25

That's what I was thinking..

A little Cornelius going on there as well.

1 ShadowbannedKeithM 2018-08-25

Exactly, that mouth. Fucking yuck

1 i-am-the-werewolf 2018-08-25

Legacy of kain was my jam

1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-08-25

I'd just get 42 minutes in and then get stuck on a puzzle and get so mad I'd yell impotently and gently turn it off IN RAGE.

1 Mikekekeke 2018-08-25

Those ssscumbag game developers!

1 ScottSummersOmegaLVL 2018-08-25

Blood Omen 2 was great but any game with Raziel in it had some headache puzzles brothaman

1 EastSideDan 2018-08-25

Fuck you

1 Burnin_Embers 2018-08-25

Mickey Rourke in a wig lookin mother fucker.

1 Sternacthegreat 2018-08-25

She looks like the Incredible Hulk in a wig. You just know she was beating Tony's ass.

1 Vw_al_ 2018-08-25

Post your wife or gf or are you a faggot? Not that there is anything wrong with that 😂

1 ChippySez 2018-08-25

Ant, make more than a couple of posts before you show your hand.

Go back to bitching on twitter, faggot.

1 Cumia_Box 2018-08-25

Hey Ant.

1 TheDarkFezRises 2018-08-25

And she hadn't been fucked by Brother Joe.

1 dropngo 2018-08-25

And Joe Cumia Sr. likely.

1 crookedmile 2018-08-25

Ant's ex-wife looked like one of the Flesh Eating Mothers

1 FloggingSchnoodles 2018-08-25

Can you not wait until you fucking get more than four inches from the building you just walked out of to pull out the Marlboroughs you fucking nicotine junkie.

1 IceBoxChamberlain 2018-08-25

Give her a break, it must've been hard for her to be someone's beard.

1 El_Heato 2018-08-25

You act like you expected someone classy to have taken both Cumia boys dicks

1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-08-25

Earl of Marlboro

1 Jungies 2018-08-25

She looks like Ron Perlman in a wig.... which suddenly explains much of Brother Joe's Twitter feed.

1 Kalikhead 2018-08-25

Hence BroJoe loving Sons of Anarchy...

1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-08-25

Oh christ this is gonna make for some fun photoshops. Where's our photoshop guy?

1 redtrilobal 2018-08-25

If Opie didn't give him the job, that's as good as Ant was going to do, hence why he married her.

1 RevilerTheRed 2018-08-25

Hahaha!!! HO LEE SHIT! Ant’s ex wife looks like that ugly ass plastic surgery Cat Lady mixed with Ron Perlman in the face. White ape-faced bitch.

No wonder Bro Joe The Dumbo divorced her, knowing that the Sons of Anarchy Show and Perlman’s leftist politics would surface in the future! Ho lee shit!

1 Peckas1 2018-08-25

Yess??

1 KingGeorgeIVE 2018-08-25

Ant's wife looks like a villain from Conan the Barbarian.

1 lowend73 2018-08-25

She does look like the one villain who caught the war hammer to the chest.

1 commissarjb 2018-08-25

(https://imgur.com/a/twJiy9x)

1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-08-25

She looks lol Ron Perlman...which would explain some things.

1 OlShotgunFace 2018-08-25

She looks like Ron Perlman in a wig

1 hermesgate 2018-08-25

The hypocrisy of Anthony is Shakespearean.

1 suirogerg 2018-08-25

Pfff...Son of a bitch!

1 MrCocklefroth 2018-08-25

Look at the upper lip real estate

1 Pud_Suckley 2018-08-25

I'd love to get Ant's ex-wife on here for an AmA, and if she did one I would be nothing but polite to her. But a woman who willingly fucked both Cumia brothers is on the bottom rung of trashy scum.

1 kimchifart 2018-08-25

Filtrum Cumia got a good deal out of dat divorce.

1 stinkypussay 2018-08-25

HS "did you have fun on the lie detector test"

WTR "Yes"

HS "Did the doctors rape you...?"

WTR "Yes"

Some old stern shows are just gold

1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2018-08-25

I loved how she just sat around watching horror movies all day too.

1 stinkypussay 2018-08-25

Yeah what the fuck was that doing to her mind!!!! She used to watch nightmare on elm street and the exocist all day!!