I bet he opens up that bottle of jack, pretends to almost take a swig and quickly puts the cap back on, then jabs a few fingers up his keister

He is the only person alive that is addicted to huffing Jack Daniels.

He'd check into rehab if he had "bourbon" BBQ sauce.

all of the vices are covered...Alcohol, tobacco, caffeine, lipstick. Well done except the worm doesn't know how to use a computer.

The world’s foremost expert on cryptography and data security, shhhhuuuure.

Awww, he's even got a little cigarette.

Jim is a fucking embarrassment. Guy cant drink so claimed to be a 4 year old alcoholic.

Jimmy has a very deep but narrow aperture for rejection. He can be easily destroyed with a pea shooter but take a direct nuke.

Jimcy is looking into the missing 60k because it may be moidor.

How would he get all that equipment into the city?