r/opieandanthony: Desperate old queer just couldn't help himself. Lol

1 McGowan9 2018-08-24

Just in case you thought he couldn't sink any lower...

1 wellbabycheck 2018-08-24

change it from that gibberish language to English

1 McGowan9 2018-08-24

That is English, you colonial peasant.

1 Dr-Seepage 2018-08-24

Go uzivatel yourself you slavic idiot

1 McGowan9 2018-08-24

I'm in my place in Prague right now, shows up like that.

1 Dr-Seepage 2018-08-24

As long as you know your place slav

1 McGowan9 2018-08-24

Right...

1 SpeckofCoppah 2018-08-24

Are Czech women still crazy hot ?

1 McGowan9 2018-08-24

Yep, one of the reasons I married one.

1 htownnucca 2018-08-24

Prove it, all we ever get is Floridian welfare pussy on here.

1 SpeckofCoppah 2018-08-24

Good to hear.
They still hate tourists though, right ?

1 McGowan9 2018-08-24

I thought that when I first went there. They're just as rude to other Czechs (who they don't know.) Lovely people once you get to know them, pretty cold and stand-offish until then.

1 standardcritter 2018-08-24

prague is cool, here's to you.

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1 anonimescu 2018-08-24

Maybe they mistook you for a dirty brit? Bitish tourists are known to be some of the worst the world has to offer,esp in places they consider "cheap" like Spain and Greece.

1 SpeckofCoppah 2018-08-24

Over in Prague, the onus is on Germans.

1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-08-24

I was stuck in Plitvice behind an entire parade of elderly German tourists and I came this close to pushing them into the lake.

1 ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2018-08-24

Does she like anal?

1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-08-24

Mail order bride?

(Not judging here, genuinely curious, half of my friends went that route. I married a girl who's parents are immigrants and I think it's a big part of the reason we have a great marriage. Basically American women are a bummer.)

1 McGowan9 2018-08-24

Haha, no she isn't, she's a lawyer.

Can't speak about American women but it's similar with English birds. Czech women aren't afraid to be women and let the man take charge of most things. At the same time, she's not a doormat at all. And they're much hotter and more confident than most British women, who are often either dowdy and needy or over-the-top slags who think a man wants a woman who can drink him under the table. Awful. I was careful for the first few months we went out and didn't let her know I had money. She never asked for or expected shit. Married her a couple of years later. 5 years and 2 kids later, it works for us.

1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-08-24

That's awesome, congratulations!

1 JimandFred 2018-08-24

bro, the hottest pornstars are from the czech republic.

1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-08-24

are there still shoeshine men on the main market square? that blew my mind

1 late_50s_why 2018-08-24

What's that monkey language anyway

1 McGowan9 2018-08-24

Czech. It's a ridiculous language to be fair. Needlessly hard. Did Latin at school and thought that was difficult but Czech's harder. It has 7 cases which basically means every word has, potentially, 14 different endings depending on the case/context and whether it's singular or plural. Even Czech people complain about their grammar. A silly language considering only about 10 million people speak it.

1 Sockucucka 2018-08-24

My brother is there as we speak, banging some hookers.

1 HerpDerpen 2018-08-24

Prague has everything a man could ever need. And its cheap too!

1 Sockucucka 2018-08-24

Welcome change for us Finns, shit's expensive here.

1 HerpDerpen 2018-08-24

Try Denmark pal.

1 ScarletNumbered 2018-08-24

two at a time?

1 Sockucucka 2018-08-24

I'm not aware of his actions minute to minute so you're going to have to use your imagination. If it helps you in any way, there might be some pissing and fisting involved and only white women.

1 all_copacetic 2018-08-24

Fucking Bohunks. Why can't they all just get with the program and start speaking English.

1 McGowan9 2018-08-24

It's a great advantage, as all the women want to learn and/or practice and a lot of them want a British or American partner because a lot of Czech guys are lazy drunks. Know an American guy who lives in Prague and makes a decent living as an English teacher. Aside from his regular paying students, he taught a couple of strippers who were both 9s in their early 20s. English lessons in exchange for sex. Kind of a creep move but fair play to him.

1 all_copacetic 2018-08-24

I'm fucking going, man. That's all there is to it. I'm fucking going

1 RobertMugabeIsACrook 2018-08-24

Is it a good place to be a lazy drunk?

1 telemecanique 2018-08-24

yes, #1 in beer consumption per capita in every survey ever done

1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-08-24

In Prague, I was shocked by how delicious Budweiser is. It's a genuinely good beer there, and nothing like the U.S. version.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gV1nICtQq6A/U5ME2c2g1qI/AAAAAAAAUR0/RZWynOozx2I/s1600/prague-budvar.JPG

1 RobertMugabeIsACrook 2018-08-24

Yeah, I'm not American. The first time I bought Budweiser in America I couldn't even finish it, I was surprised.

1 telemecanique 2018-08-24

You have time for that after your panera bread shifts?

1 Goblinda_Miller 2018-08-24

It appears his account has been hacked, you might want to let Twitter know.

1 McGowan9 2018-08-24

The hacker is doing an excellent impersonation. All his tweets are moaning about liberals and negroes.

1 JMueller2012 2018-08-24

10.5 followers? Nice try, troll!

1 Opesterino 2018-08-24

its like wack a wop.

1 RicketyChippa 2018-08-24

Heeeeerrrreee comesssss...... lineoftheday lineoftheday

1 les_rallizes_denudes 2018-08-24

HERE COMES THE PRE

1 PeckerTits 2018-08-24

Whack-a-black

1 UpperclassmanKuno 2018-08-24

My last Twitter account

I doubt it. He has a book to promote.

1 McGowan9 2018-08-24

He'd give up booze and pills before he'd willingly quit Twitter.

1 PresidentJonStewart 2018-08-24

Yeah, if when he gets banned and creates another one it will be because of his obsession, not his book.

1 10ADPDOTCOM 2018-08-24

Maybe he should change the title to “Permanently Suspended From Twitter” or sumtin’. Tsss.

1 Toss__Pot 2018-08-24

is Anth trying to steal the sub's joy by outing himself?

1 JoeCumiaJr 2018-08-24

/u/opfeels /u/McGowan9

1 opfeels 2018-08-24

/u/McGowan9 is slightly positive. view results - Ranked #330662 of 430604"

1 Dagidugidai 2018-08-24

twittersafety needs to know about this asap, especially since he's been reporting innocent accounts asking him simple questions about why he tried to move a 13 year old girl into his house on twitter in 2013

1 Breadsexual 2018-08-24

calm yourself character.

1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2018-08-24

Nana's feeling brave tonight. Must have upped the xanax dosage.

1 McGowan9 2018-08-24

It's a blackout move. There's no way he'll remember doing this when he wakes up at 3 p.m.

1 EnigmaticTortoise 2018-08-24

Does Uzivatel mean faggot?

1 McGowan9 2018-08-24

No, it means "user." I'm not sure how to say faggot in Czech, they don't really have them.

1 anonimescu 2018-08-24

ell they have one that we know of.

1 McGowan9 2018-08-24

Manolo Blahnik?

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1 WhatTooReal 2018-08-24

PLOT TWIST!

1 Sternacthegreat 2018-08-24

That's making me laugh too.

1 aTwinkForFez 2018-08-24

He gets it

1 Sternacthegreat 2018-08-24

Tough Tony Cumia just had to make it known. Fucking dummy.

1 CMsGreenScreen 2018-08-24

Amazing

1 ScottSummersOmegaLVL 2018-08-24

I hate how this sub is the best television I've seen in years..

1 gab-a-ghoul 2018-08-24

OK Twitter, you get ONE last chance but after that I’m definitely done with you. I really mean it this time!

God is he fucking pathetic.

1 TriangleDimes 2018-08-24

I've never seen actual proof of a twitter addiction before, it's bizarre

1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-08-24

I've always denied any non drug "addiction" to be real, until I've seen the way Ant has handled twitter, it's shockingly pathetic

1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-08-24

My dad is eighty-fucking-one and he acts like this. Spends all day on Facebook and blogging. Yesterday he sent an email to everyone in the family, scolding us because he'd tagged us in one of his posts and no one 'liked it' or commented on it.

Shit is real.

1 yevyoyevyo 2018-08-24

We'd all appreciate it if you linked your father's blog 😄😄

1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-08-24

Just imagine Anthony Cumia with less racism, more kids, and less self awareness. He has two books on Amazon too.

1 ElFaporino 2018-08-24

Tell your father he's a fag, to his face.

1 Jungies 2018-08-24

Archived, because that "My Last Twitter Account" has that "This Is My Last Drink Before I Get Sober" ring of truth to it.

1 ghandicumia 2018-08-24

Just one more

1 Ronnybbaby 2018-08-24

He knows this won't be his last account. Just admit you love Twitter and wish they would accept you. Twitter safety should start posting his crime report and messed up things he's done like he does with black people.

1 McGowan9 2018-08-24

I believe him as much as I'd believe Artie saying "this is my last baggie of heroin." 2 scumbag addicts.

1 no_one_inparticular 2018-08-24

He's probably got five other alts ready to go.

1 i-like_cheese 2018-08-24

Nice language, stupid

1 Fightingrooster 2018-08-24

He’s the King of Cringe

1 a-corsican-pimp 2018-08-24

*Queen

1 Newborn_Fleshlyte 2018-08-24

*Size Queen

1 Single_Action_Army 2018-08-24

This won't make it harder for Twitter to re-ban him

1 10ADPDOTCOM 2018-08-24

Nope. Not at all.

1 peckaface 2018-08-24

If you want to make an Anthiny Cumia account now is the time. He can't report you for impersonating him with out giving away his new account

1 db111 2018-08-24

@Jack @TwitterSafety

1 ObscurityBound 2018-08-24

Why is there DIA at the end? 🤔

1 McGowan9 2018-08-24

Because 🐜 and Joe both have friends in the Defence Intelligence Agency, as well as numerous contacts at CIA and the FBI. Fuck with them on twitter and they'll call up their buddies, like Liam Neeson in Taken, and get the lowdown on you. Then you're in trouble!

But yes, the "network" is named after the thing he most frequently texts Sue.

1 NashuaDan 2018-08-24

COM(e) POUND ME D(irectly) I(n the) A(ss)

1 Mu_Scevich 2018-08-24

What a dumb mother fucker. Say your last goodbye to twitter shithead.

1 individual02 2018-08-24

Lol he knows he fucked up. Honestly I read the whole sentiment as ‘I’m sorry, please buy some books I have no more space in my garage’

1 willfalls2 2018-08-24

What commy language is that?

1 NashuaDan 2018-08-24

It's over Johnny

1 Not_Anthwan 2018-08-24

I think mentioning that he's a host at Infowars.com to @twitersafety might help our noble cause.

1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-08-24

What a stupid faggot. Lmao

1 CowsAreCurious 2018-08-24

Here are some handy links to use when reporting him to @TwitterSafety

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DihXwfyUYAAHdiF.jpg

https://i.redd.it/5dl8obdwpfh11.png

https://imgur.com/sHZBMlY

https://imgur.com/eBXTuae

1 Newborn_Fleshlyte 2018-08-24

You are the hero we don’t need and don’t deserve

1 i_saw_nothing 2018-08-24

Doesn't every legitimate author and media personality have to use an alt Twitter account, based on a character from a 20 year old show, right before their book releases?

1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-08-24

I think this is the first time anyone has done this, as far as I am aware.

1 ghandicumia 2018-08-24

And again his profile picture is stamped with permanently suspended

1 Spokker 2018-08-24

We're trying to save him from himself.

1 Gr8Chan 2018-08-24

didnt he samefag with that account and deny it was him earlier?

1 BP-47 2018-08-24

For fuck sake, Anthony.

1 Billyassman 2018-08-24

What a Twatter.