He's straight plastered. Truth in wine as the ancients tell us.

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What does Confucius say about it, asshole?

"Anthony Cumia is not a white man." - Confucius

Confucius say, elevator smell very different to little person.

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my day dont need brightenin

May honor continue to reign over your family.

He really is a fucking queer and he hates himself so goddamned much because of it.

I made it 4 seconds "oh my God right"

"I only have 27 people, i used to have hundreds before Twitter fucked me in the ass" Why can't he see he has fucked his own ass?

Gotta give Sue a little credit too surely?

Also the vibrating egg you "stick your dick in"

That's his real voice. Hes sn angry closeted gay man.

Yeah all he does is use that "radio guy" voice O&A used to make fun of.

What? O&A turned out to be phonies and hypocrites? No way . . .

I know... It' tough man

This makes me feel embarrassed for him.

Nothing werkkss

He sounds like Paul Lynde.

If he ramped-up the antisemitism you'd swear he was the real thing!

His father could smell the faggot on his pissy-eyed son.

"This is terrible"

Also the vibrating egg you "stick your dick in"

I know... It' tough man