Cocaine Freebase Party!

94  2018-08-23 by crookedmile

75 comments

These are the type of people you tell your children to stay far away from.

It looks like a cast picture from a 1980’s sitcom.

Family Ties-Off

Word play humor

Shit that was a good one. I shall take the downvotes for the unwelcome positivity.

While it was only a short lived test pilot on ABC during the summer of 1987, "Love it or Leave It" is now considered a groundbreaking sitcom in that it dealt with a dysfunctional but fun loving immigrant Iranian family.

Queers.

My Three Tunisians.

fucking crack niggers

You're jealous of how cute they are

Someone's randy. On your rag by any chance dear?

'fucking crack niggers' is my new favorite words

The sad part is that this isn't a costume party. They all chose to wear their outfits unironically. With the exception of Dawn, they chose poorly

Dawn seems like the only normal one from that family.

She does, until you see the weird looking fuck she married.

https://twitter.com/DDRoxxx/status/1026223774994182146

More of a young Imus than a fat opie

He reminds me of my friends' neighbor growing up who was just too damn nice. "You fellas drinking? I won't tell your mom. Just be safe, ok?"

Opie Bon Jovi

Marilyn Munster

hoo hoo

Hoo hoo I invented SAMCRO. Tell 'em, Dawn!

Mama Ro looks like she’s swaying from that good New jack crack!

Anthony has that short-guy-trying-to-eke-out-an-extra-inch puppet posture. Joe is a head tilting faggot.

He does the same thing in this picture.

Just fucking look at him, standing bolt upright like a stiff corpse in his ill-fitting suit.

Look how happy those boys look.

So fucking creepy.

Good call you and the other guy pointing it out. I never noticed in that one that it looks like his back is too straight. Insecure little queeb is hyperextending his spine.

Ah yes, the infamous prom picture.

the guy "was" a millionaire, get a fucking stylist. For a gay he has no fashion sense, that really does look like a suit they put on you at the morgue.

Nice puppet body, dummy.

Good call you and the other guy pointing it out. I never noticed in that one that it looks like his back is too straight. Insecure little queeb is hyperextending his spine.

Colin Quinn's cousin must have been a real bitch if the fuckwit on the left beat him up. Joe's sister and mother legitimately look stronger than him.

Joe was a lanky fuck back then, I'd assume Colin's cousin is a shrimpy mick too.

Dan Lilker's got nice reach.

Did that fucking Moor bleach his legs to get them so white?

i dont go for colored girls but i might throw young dawn a pass

"You are one ugly motherfucker." - Joe, Sr., probably

the tallest person in this picture is 5'10 in shoes

fuckin guineas

And Cumia made fun of vos hair and outfit...

Maghreb mutants and a couple of 4's.

Tunisian 4s.

What's it with the name tags? aren't they supposed to be family?

In this rare, pre-revolution photo, two young men enjoy two of Tehran's many prostitutes. These two later joined the revolution, renounced the ways of the infidel, and became jihadists. Sadly, the tall one was only fit to work in the kitchens to serve the warriors of Allah.

these berbers wish they were persian

Persians are effeminate queers those 2 are definitely Persian.

Samcro Joe got some nasty looking crooked legs, he's also not a PEDOPHILE

where the fuck do you people find these photos lol

Even 40 years ago, Ant had that denture-looking, Mike Tyson photo smile.

This is... horrific.

Ro has gotta huge bulge

The Tunisians Transvestites are ofcourse gay

Dawn is lookin' fine

This could be any middle-eastern family photo. Easily. Yet Anthony wants to talk about Colin Flaherty books and lurk on Chimpout

Dawn could get this dick. Anthony looks like an uglier Dee Snider

This was taken the day of Joe Sr.'s funeral.

Wow that’s embarrassing

I don’t know why that picture is so fucking disturbing to look at, but it sure is

So that's where anthony got his bunt.

fuck bob's burgers

Worse than the McPoyle's

A more white trash picture you could not find, and I'm from Florida...

Picture of my beautiful Boricua family from the 80s 🇵🇷 🇵🇷 🇵🇷 ❤️ ❤️

Pretty sure those shorts are not SAMCRO approved

A rare picture of KISS without the makeup in their heyday.

One would grow his own tits, one would buy a pair of tits for Sue, and one would die afraid and alone. The only future that isn’t a horror show in this pic is Dawn. Garbage fucking family.

I had those mom jeans with no belt. Fuck.

Ro looks hammered.

Duh Ramones.

Hoo hoo Robin, the dagos are rippin' off my look

Trash people. If you were to give the world an enema you'd stick the hose in Sicily.

Jesus Christ. Now I know why that Fed who wanted the hot chick Fed to befriend Adriana asked her, "how big can you make your hair?"

Talentless Weird Al, sickly Pam Gidley, guido Alyssa Milano, and retarded Howard Stern (hoo-hoo)

I wonder what SAMCRO would make of the pairing sleeveless Where's Waldo shirt with little nancy surfer trunks.

Actually, aren't those fucking Jams?

Monchichi Monchichi

Richard Ramirez look alike winner.

This was just before McDonalds paid Ant a large lump sum for the rights to his likeness, shortly afterwards resulting in the creation of Mac Tonight, one of America's most beloved craterfaces.

The stuff from the documentary about the "lost years" of Ant and Joe where they starved everyday and had to take a bus from Cali to Jersey(dad sold their plane tickets) kinda makes me feel bad for them. Not now tho. They're grown ass men.

Funny how Ant in his younger days looked like a wop version of Stern. I'd slip Dawn some salsiccia though.

This is around the period where Ant "jokingly" claims he was fucking a 13 year old. If any of you have a young daughter I want you to imagine this creepy Tunisian above entering her.

I remember this band, they were ok I guess

Pictured- Undercover Islamic terror cell led by Yusuf Islam (far left)

joe would be killing it in those umbro shorts if he was actually white

Disco St-eww

Hey its gay Howard Stern. Really though, the world would be a much better place if this was the last photo taken before a meth cooking explosion.

Quiet Riot tribute band.

Animal Kingdom

Look how happy those boys look.

So fucking creepy.

Ah yes, the infamous prom picture.

the guy "was" a millionaire, get a fucking stylist. For a gay he has no fashion sense, that really does look like a suit they put on you at the morgue.

Nice puppet body, dummy.

Good call you and the other guy pointing it out. I never noticed in that one that it looks like his back is too straight. Insecure little queeb is hyperextending his spine.