Fans never had problems with his app or website, he never bragged about putting zero effort into his show, and he's not a racist, alcoholic child groomer. Anthony Cumia, you're not fit to lick the sweat off this radio legend's ball sack.

142  2018-08-23 by RedditIsForFa

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Not gonna lie I’m pretty fuggin’ gay for this guy

I always pictured Scorch as A-sexual to be honest. Like I'd have no problem having him watch my kids

"Lil' Billy went hog wild on the popsicles, but other than that he behaved pretty well, knowwhaddamean?"

Now that you mention it, him and Fez oughta be pen pals.

I hear ya loud n clear brotherman, I mostly just wanna cuddle with him, maybe hear about some weird news, knowhatimean?

Man, I would be fucking honored to have Uncle Scorch watch my two kids. I'm sure they'd have a pfg afternoon.

I don't wish to steal someone else's bit since they are back from the grave, but that is PFG to me.

Yeah what the fuck, how did that guy come back to life? PFG resurrection.

Scorch is a professional broadcaster. Anthony is some guy Opie hired to do funny voices.

Scorch is a local Wisconsin philanthropist. He raised money for over a thousand bulletproof jackets for police dogs.

NEVER FORGET: Scorch also raised money for booties for search dogs to wear at Ground Zero after 9/11.

He doesn't need SAMCRO wear either.

the last professional broadcaster for real. Actual radio! not satellite, podcast, bullshitcast whatever.... Our guy does tend to fudge the numbers a little, but so does GOH so imma let em slide on that one.

He’s the best pizza in the business.

Of course he is...

He's also the STAR of a video with over 43 million views on youtube.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MCjU-Du3eI&feature=youtu.be&t=1m45s

Of course he is...

How the fuck does a bitch with a violin iv never heard of average 40 million views a song!???!

She's probably the most well-known violinist in the world. I've been aware of her for probably 10 years or so.

She's only famous since the bitch from Twista's Overnight Celebrity track is a kike.

She's probably the most famous because Charlie Daniels fans are dying off.

Fuckin nerd!

Scorch also does constant charity work, unlike some dementia-ridden elderly alcoholics.

He is a PFG; a pretty fantastic guy

Ant is PFG too, Pock Faced Goomba

Plus he was a key thought-leader in the legalization of cannabis.

Not attacking this great man, but you can actually see the dog hair all over his shirt, just like Sam said.

Anthony Cumia does a shitty video podcast from his basement.

Scorch went to hollywood, got acting roles, and then went back to his love of Radio without any worry about finding a gig.

That right there is PFG

Remember when O&A trashed Scorch for his studio that turned out to be much better than anything Ant has come up with?

It also wasn't behind a paywall so he was able to get actual sponsors while Ant had a local cardboard recycling company and deep discount.

Who the fuck is this?