Edgelord & pig-sticker extraordinaire DAVE LANDAU is an addict - how true on Norton-Artie scale??

9  2018-08-22 by Toss__Pot

Did he have a couple too many fruit beers for his milquetoast porkwife's liking... or did he 'ject horse into his eyeballs like a real man?

Enough of this 'addict'/recovery shit, it just means you couldn't even take drugs properly... you failed at being a failure!!

9 comments

1  PeeSoup3030 2018-08-22

I doubt he lives the punch a hole in the wall so you have somewhere to vomit, blow your nose on your shirt punk rock life.

1  champ-chomp-chump 2018-08-22

Ah, the punk-house days...

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-08-22

Turns out, people who chose a perfession where they stand on stage, in front of strangers, reciting the same paragraph every night to win approval, doesn't attract the best and brightest....

1  sams_seed 2018-08-22

Watch him on whatever that show is that they took away from ari schaffir. The cops put him in a hospital as a teenager in lieu of jailtime.

1  pastorpotluck 2018-08-22

Oof that appearance is horrible and replete with obvious lies.

1  sirlucd 2018-08-22

Supposedly he's into heroin?

1  Toss__Pot 2018-08-22

nah, research shows his 'addiction' was even less interesting than Norton's, he had a beer-bong & slept on a glass table (it obviously couldn't take his weight & broke), he went to rehab.

1  champ-chomp-chump 2018-08-22

Oooof. Real edgy shit.

1  cbanks420lol 2018-08-22

If you google him it all links back to threads here calling his wife fat lol

1  BP-47 2018-08-22

He's somewhere in the middle. He did a lot of booze and pot in his teens and twenties, was arrested 13 times and has been mostly sober since 2009.

So he's not a 31 year 'dry drunk' fraud like Morton and he's not a fucking junkie like the great repeater.