If i ever go missing....
13 2018-08-22 by sams_seed
Please provide the media with a cute picture of me and report my weight as 115 lbs
Thanks bbs ๐
13 2018-08-22 by sams_seed
Please provide the media with a cute picture of me and report my weight as 115 lbs
Thanks bbs ๐
48 comments
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-08-22
You lack the proper complexion for media attention.
1 sams_seed 2018-08-22
There are ways around that. Don't be so negative
https://imgur.com/xmYTQyq
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-08-22
I don't think so, hun. You need to look more like this if you want media coverage: https://tpm-res.cloudinary.com/image/upload/c_thumb,fl_keep_iptc,g_faces,h_200,w_200/kate_profile.jpg
1 sams_seed 2018-08-22
So I'm too pretty is what you're saying?
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-08-22
No, you're too black! But to be honest, I'd stick you before that honky. ๐
1 sams_seed 2018-08-22
โค i pass as non black though. One of my coworkers found out my man was black and he was like i just want you to know you can love whoever you want, i won't think any differently of you. Like as if i had come out as gay lmao
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-08-22
Let me lay out a scenario:
You're at a bar and about 5 or 6 Smirnoff's deep. A smooth talking white guy is hanging out with his fat ugly friend. They got a microphone in front of them, talking about this and that. And then the stud says, I was fawkin' ALL IN wit the movie "Up"
You telling me you still wouldn't just shrug your shoulders and hop on that dick?
1 sams_seed 2018-08-22
Model material hotness trascends all racial barriers. I'd be all over that shit
1 JerkStoreJ 2018-08-22
Do you have any apostrophes in your name?
1 sams_seed 2018-08-22
No
1 JerkStoreJ 2018-08-22
What about family members who will go on tv and cry for you to come home?
1 sams_seed 2018-08-22
If they have bills due, yeah. Otherwise they probably wouldn't even notice i was gone
1 JerkStoreJ 2018-08-22
Do they also fit all the requirements above?
1 sams_seed 2018-08-22
No apostrophies but how do you feel about 2 capitalized letters in a name?
1 JerkStoreJ 2018-08-22
Generally unacceptable unless itโs McSomething or French like LaRoche
1 sams_seed 2018-08-22
LaShae ๐
1 JerkStoreJ 2018-08-22
Last name ok, if thatโs the first name then no dice
1 sams_seed 2018-08-22
Second first name
1 JerkStoreJ 2018-08-22
Nope, youโre out
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2018-08-22
Did you ever tell us which classic rock person your were named after?
1 sams_seed 2018-08-22
Nobody guessed right
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2018-08-22
Mason, as in Dave Mason?
1 sams_seed 2018-08-22
Who??
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2018-08-22
Classic rock dork. Give me a hint, I've got to figure this out.
1 DianaKurlan55 2018-08-22
He was trying to save your life. You know how they are with their women.
1 RBuddCumia 2018-08-22
You better bring a white baby on a key chain as Patrice said. Otherwise no one will care.
1 thrillated 2018-08-22
You want attention show us your belly button, you fetus murderer.
1 sams_seed 2018-08-22
Here's the uncropped version of my missing persons photo. I want this shit on billboards!
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https://imgur.com/a/160WRlO
1 thrillated 2018-08-22
For what? Forehead Expansionist Monthly?
1 sams_seed 2018-08-22
115 lb mother of 2 MISSING last seen wearing gucci python shoes
1 thrillated 2018-08-22
Oh, you stereotype killer you.
1 SaraLinn 2018-08-22
No one Cares if u go Missing....This sub would be better off without u..... Don't worry I'll take ur place for u..... ๐ง๐ผ๐ธ๐๐ฅ๐๐พ๐๐ฅ๐๐ท
1 sams_seed 2018-08-22
Oh wow where have u been.... Didn't even notice u were gone..... Thats how irrelevant u are ๐ฉ๐นโ๐๐๐๐ป๐ญ hope u get killed by a mexican
1 SaraLinn 2018-08-22
I like ur writing style.....it's Cool....... I just had really good mexican food ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐yesterday........๐ง๐ผ๐ฅ๐ธ๐๐๐พ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ท๐ง๐พ๐น
1 sams_seed 2018-08-22
Me too โค taco bell, baby! ๐๐ ๐พ๐๐๐ข๐
1 DianaKurlan55 2018-08-22
A real meeting of the mind.
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-08-22
Too bad it's not a meating of the mind
1 DianaKurlan55 2018-08-22
Say again, dude, your phone crapped out.
1 yajokin 2018-08-22
Does your Boyfriend spit in your face when he fucks you & call you a "Cunt" ? or is he actually mistreating you ?
1 sams_seed 2018-08-22
He's not a suspect.
1 yajokin 2018-08-22
Shutup Cunt ( proceeds to hock loogie at your Nubian B Cups )
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-08-22
That's generous
1 yajokin 2018-08-22
Put a Pic up of your Horse dick criminal spouse trying to tit fuck you
1 Suibu 2018-08-22
Ok so weโll cross Neil Degrasse Tyson off the list
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-08-22
If you ever go missing we will launch a vast and extensive search for your black killer.
1 OutlawMemer 2018-08-22
If you ever go missing I'm just gonna assume the guys who run CrackwhoreConfessions.com got tired of your constant bitching about fat white women and caved your skull in.
1 TheDirtyWolfman 2018-08-22
Babe can you explain the belly button debacle? It's really getting in the way of your queenship as far as this sub is concerned
1 DryTeeth 2018-08-22
U/sams_seed passed away yesterday....she was fourteen.
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-08-22
Let me lay out a scenario:
You're at a bar and about 5 or 6 Smirnoff's deep. A smooth talking white guy is hanging out with his fat ugly friend. They got a microphone in front of them, talking about this and that. And then the stud says, I was fawkin' ALL IN wit the movie "Up"
You telling me you still wouldn't just shrug your shoulders and hop on that dick?
1 JerkStoreJ 2018-08-22
Do you have any apostrophes in your name?
1 DianaKurlan55 2018-08-22
He was trying to save your life. You know how they are with their women.