Hey you, the one that tossed that girl down the grand canyon

'Over the edge 2013' was no joke.

Troy has shit posture and even shittier tattoos

This cannot be said enough.

It’s the wide angle lenses. Mike Paton uses these

That man has a huuuuuuge head

The zip car's gotta be back when?

"hey girl, this is how you take a selfie by the cliff; just lea....."

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I really don't hate this guy the way I'm supposed to. Started shit with Francine the black intern, twice, and almost got fired for annihilating Mark Zito. What's the beef?

Fair enough

Those late fees are egregious.

The Zito fight was legendary.

As was Joe DeRosa.

Hey my man old girl tossing stonehenge face!

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Neverlast

this fucker thinks he's still in his 20's

Why

Wwwwwwhhhhhaaaaayyyyyyyy

Its to get rid of the fat neck waddle he has

Yep. I do this, too.

But I have embraced my elderlyness.

Good, you old shit

Roofless.

He leaned his girlfriend right off a mountain too

This is Sam Roberts' idol of manhood. Let that sink in for a second.

Seriously? The fuck does he want?

whole lotta effort for this one pal

I love checking the comment histories for these bots and seeing O&A sub is the only one where it's -13. Everyone else gave it a few half-hearted upvotes.

Vaguely identifiable "let that sink in" meme is vague.

THAT SINK'S A FAGGOT, CLOSE THE DOOR

Faggot bots keep one-upping each other.

The only one I never liked was the Animal Facts Bot. Really added to the comment when you'd get random facts about Ants & Worms.

It really is sickening.

He has the confidence of someone who gets away with murder.

Troy was definitely influenced by Papa Roach's "Getting Away With Murder" in one way or another.

Who in the fuck actually remembers what "Papa Roach" was? Jesus Christ, man!

Lotsa people...including you apparently

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

(What's the thread count!?!?!)

I CAN'T STAY AT THIS RESORT

SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING

PRePPIN MY ASS FOR THE BREEDING

Children of the aughts, brotherman!

like who even knows that thing was a thing?! lol

His recent voiceover ad on Sirius is annoying. It's always tacky when guys on the show do promos. Fucking thirsty bitch. Look at this pick... You know they had to tell him to stop doing duck lips. Look at tits maloey trying to hide in his black shirt. Queefs.

I'm more of a fan of Troy's earlier work. His wigger rap group.

He used to "reek havoc" on stage, don't you know.

I think he masturbates to posters of Tom Delonge from around 2001.

Girls LOVE that shit. I don't fucking get it, but it works.

Is he trying hard to be in a late 90's inspired Faith no more cover band.

He was

That's the classic pose to hide your double-chin.

Source: also have a double-chin.

Sick tats bro

Black Caviar Muthafuckas!

nice nose , killer

“Yo, what up 90s band pic aesthetics?....”

I honestly dislike him more than anyone involved in the show. I'd tolerate Opie again if they would shitcan this fuck and his stupid ass world views, conspiracy theories, and everything else.

He really is the worst

You forgot that generic as fuck music he creates

And then awkwardly plays for half an hour even the show comes back.

Wait, we hate Troy now too?

Is Opie the only one who is untouchable now?

a queerspiracy

Norm

Patrice

Colin

Denny

Opie (ironically)

Denny is a saint on eart!

Now?! If you ever liked Troy, please kill yourself.

Dude he goes outside and does things and gets exercise.

Limp WristDick

He almost pulls off the "I'm still in my early late 20's early 30's" lie.

Until you look closely.

Nice polo, stupid.

Nice poor man's Adam Levine look, other stupid.

This was the last thing that poor girl saw before flying through the air and landing on the ground harder than Flight 93.

He really is confused as to how to be a human being.

It's a very constructed photo. I did that when I was 17 and just bought a Cannon Powershot.

Troy is in his forties. Now think about your dad growing up. He may have served in the military, he may have been well versed in a trade or two, he was developing a beer gut, and had several playboy magazines poorly hidden around the house, like beneath the sofa. Rather than having a bunch of shitty tattoos and producing shitty rap albums, he lounged around in sweatpants and looked at porn on his windows 95 PC he just bought after everyone went to sleep. He became old, and he accepted it.

My question is, how the FUCK did we go from that to manbabies like Troy? And how the fuck do these "men" live with themselves? No children, no wife to come home to. No wonder Jim wants to kill himself. A waste of cells with fairweather friends who will never visit come the first serious accident that impedes your health and living like you're 25 is no longer an option.

Troy rules.

He’s so old.

He used to "reek havoc" on stage, don't you know.

Roofless.