Clip requests - Jim Norton Documentary

99  2018-08-22 by porsalin

I'm working on a Jim Norton documentary. I have most of what I need but having trouble sourcing a few clips.

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- Jim angry about egg whites/breakfast

- Jim saying "Baby Boy" to fans/callers

- Jim talking about stealing the 60k

- Jim talking about Chelsea Peretti and Alena

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Who the fuck downvoted this?

Stop whining

The 9/11 walk over clip has some great "awe baby boy" cant link on mobile but should be called "Walkover Halted By 9/11 Conspiracists"

You're a sweetheart

Woah! That princess alena shit was amazing!

This is going to be great

https://youtu.be/2bLMioo2oQc

around the 32:50 mark

Perfect

Hope it helps, looking forward to it!

"The Rise, Fall.... And Rise Again

of a Probable AIDS Patient"

I wish I knew the timeline, but I'm not autistic enough to track down when he started talking about immigration issues in regard to flying someone into the country. He talked about it on the UFC podcast as much as he did on Jim and Sam. Not sure if you have any use for these, but I have the art page screencaps from before it was wiped. Here are those and some flattering photos of Thor. Poor Ed Rockchild. RIP Jimmy's anus.

Do you have an eta on this doc?

Should be early next week!

You are so talented bro. Would it be crazy if I asked when the next 100% Italian is coming out?

theyre SCUMMMBAGS they should just be EXECUTED and have their hats removed by a shotgun . no dude that never happened id tell you if it did.

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On a serious note worm probably only admitted to sucking off his friend under a porch so that whenever hes caught in a lie he can reference that like "ive admitted some BRRRUTAL stuff on the show man id tell you if it was true"

Please highlight what a fucking annoying and unprofessional asshole he is by eating on air and talking into the microphone. As well as being on his phone constantly.

Faggenheit 9/11

PrEPping for TS Columbine

Rogering me

Don't forget to give a shoutout to sub martyrs Josh Fonner, Ian McGrath and Qadan Kuhn

Without them this sub would not be what it is today.

Rest in power!

Off the top of my head: https://youtu.be/PeEcQWszhyk?t=27m

he HHHAAAATTTTEEESSSS people that dont do their jobs(like making a decent 4 minute cartoon with no point and 30 second time killer fart jokes), because they didnt run a promo during the ona replays or something, also i could try to track down the clip of Louis reminiscing when Zach Galifinakis asked him at a music festival "why the fuck does that guy have a bodyguard?"

Somebody posted that Louis clip recently. Norton gets so defensive immediately, “Oh those west coast guys never liked me,” just take the joke and move on, Mary.

Would love to hear that thing about Galifinakis.

You would have to first of all understand his little inside jokes and to do that involves a lot of other things that if used in the right way would completley expose this man as a literal monster. Find the clip where he talks about meeting prostitutes and massage people through state troopers. Compile every single beheading reference and you will begin to be sick. Compile every male getting fucked in the ass being a quirky fun right of passage remark. Its not something you can just hit he beats with you have to hook the worm and cast it into the pits of hell.

Also where he hangs up on the caller who's about to ask for Alena, and there's some good clips from the Colin Appearance from Montreal about a month ago - or it's the post-followup show in studio that next monday or tuesday, where Jim's passive-aggressively begging for Tough Crowd to come back, and Colin keeps saying no. Jim is stuck in the past, with no new ideas.

Oh God, I hated how he pretended to hang up by accident. Spineless fucking worm.

I have been trying to find that hang up call - it's one I REALLY wanna use. Same with the "if I was lying to you" clip!

its this show, but I've been scrolling through and I can't find it yet. Pretty sure it's the first segment near the end of the hour, with the callers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfERJ28fJqQ

Jim says something to the effect of his "if I was lying" BS in this clip somewhere. I was listening to it earlier but can't remember where exactly. I relisten and try to find a timestamp. He also does that bullshit "you're just jealous" faggotry. The caller really summed up Ant's predatory behavior towards women, too.

If I'm lying I'd tell you comes up a lot in cq vs jim over Twitter unfollowing

Don't forget to mention how he stole:

  • Chip Character from Jerky Boys
  • "Baby Boy" from Colin Quinn

I have the jerky boys stuff in the 'podacast' segment and looking for some CQ baby boy shit. Any leads?

CQ Norton 2007 comp - I'll start there!

Keep in mind, too, that he stole a lot of stuff from CQ. Like use of the word enraging. He basically lifted his entire personality off of CQ, albeit doing a worse job.

Someone find the clip when he told Opie he wore panties and let guys finish in his mouth and that it wasn't gay. I think it was pre DL Hug.

I'll definitely end up missing a lot. I'm just doing a 1-hour single documentary that sort of glosses over the worst of everything to tell the story of a formerly edgy/angry/funny comedian turned soft.

The one where he told Collin how he blew a guy in a public pool as a kid and the guy peed in his mouth

The O&J stangel era has some creepy uncle paul shit. Where no one in the room wants it and he keeps going

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Did you reach out to that shit cutter faggot?

He even spams compound media shit on Stern's sub

Someone should make a doc about how awesome opie is just to piss nana and the worm off

eggs are in his latest episode of The Church of whats happening now podcast

Yeah I found that one! Was hoping for something on their show to help the narrative of 'Jim spends a lot of the show complaining about his breakfast to hapless interns'

yesssssssssss!!!!

I don't have the links but you should include clips of "the show they can't talk about" and the day after explaining Jim explaining that he (allegedly) raped a 16 year old unconscious drunk girl.

The female intern that rejected him and intern Frakenberry were two great examples of an entitled, thin-skinned nobody high off their own farts and incapable of any criticism.

YES!

Yeah got those!!

If you are interested here is a caller calling Jim a dry drunk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwzm2PFMdQc

Hahaha perfect!!

Will Joe Matarese be the narrator? (please)

You need to break down the infamous Paul Mooney interview if you want to do a proper Jim Norton Documentary. That atrocious interview sums up his phoniness in a nutshell.

This sounds awesome, looking forward to it.

This isn't on your list but could be a great resource for b-roll:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3N4VQN2mUI

This makes me have less faith in Jesus.

Butt hurt Jimmy when DL was in studio

Can you make sure that more people think Jim Norton commissioned it - as funny as the documentary on Matarese was, the idea that he paid for it made it infinitely funnier

Jimmy complaining about how all women are too inept to date him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hviqnL3n9UA

Chelsea Perriti

https://youtu.be/QMW3p8Th9E8

the baby boy clip is with louis ck where the bitter radio guy calls in-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d61e4KXbbTE

here's a clip you can add to your repoitoire is where jimmy is being all vague and faggy and a caller calls him on his shit and jim ends up projecting and calling him a woman and demands that his mic be turned down. faggot baby boy jim at his most hypocritical.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LsrouPYrNc

was looking for the clip where jimmy threatened a hotel manager and went ballistic because they didn't have the correct kind of pillows. i think it's somewhere in this goldmine of baby boy moments

https://youtu.be/QWQvNuMVbtM

Norton deserves this. He brought it upon himself.

Jim talking about Alena https://youtu.be/zW9UvAZwrq8?t=29m5s (albeit indirectly) on Joey Diaz's podcast. (29min 05 sec)

Opie's gonna love this doc

Please title it "The making of a worm"

It should be a multi part series like the beige frequency demented world because its years of perversion to the point he reviles in being a good egg fake broadcaster

god i hate him norton. colin quinn wannabe

Also - anything showing how fucking boring J&S is. Fence-sitting political talk and talking current events for hours without saying anything would be good.

I hope you secured clips of him talking about living at home until he was 30.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d61e4KXbbTE This clip features a lot of “baby boy” and some prime Norton projection. Everything he says to this guys is what he thinks about himself.

The Steve Martin incident is also something interesting you could cover

Think theres some baby boying in this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d61e4KXbbTE

did ya find everything ? ill be up the rest of the night if ya need help locating a clip

I'm all set!

best of luck, shall be looking forward to the project. if ya ever need anything just hit me up

OK GOT EVERYTHING!

YES!

Yeah got those!!