I saw you post on a hair sub before. While you pay boatloads of cash for those curls, mine are completely natural and they're not attached to a black scalp.
Too many straight dudes are getting lesbian haircuts. It started with that ugly faux-hawk, but it won't end there. In five years, you'll see guys who look like Carmen Esposito.
I've never listened to compound or even O and A when the cellar comedians werent on. Who the fuck is dave landau exactly? is he some middling jersey hack comic that ant got for cheap?
My cousin who's four has the same haircut, because he's a child and not a grown ass man embarrassing himself with an overly fat face that just looks even fatter with that cut.
Why is everybody associated with and including Anthony a fucking man child?
I'll betcha it's inspired by the fact that he doesn't like his horseshoe balding and thinks he's covering it up by erasing the hairline.
He just looks like complete white trash. Like a kid at a public pool who you know has annoying, stupid parents to let their kid have a 1980's futuristic post-apocalypse biker gang hair style.
57 comments
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-08-21
That's top tier talent right there.
1 sams_seed 2018-08-21
i mean it's one thing to get your hair cut like that one time maybe as a goof or something idk white boys are weird.
but to fucking maintain it and make that your signature look? get the fuck out!
1 AsianAnalParty 2018-08-21
We don't all get to just slap a wig on everyday you pot bellied colored....
1 sams_seed 2018-08-21
Yeah but white boys be like its grow a mustache month! And all kinds of gay shit
1 AsianAnalParty 2018-08-21
All black women can grow a mustache thicker than a Puerto Rican pickpocket. Your upper lip could look like Mike Schmidt's in less than 3 weeks.
1 sams_seed 2018-08-21
You got me there
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-08-21
The black ones are prison bitches and dunkin donuts drive thru worker trannies, the white ones do gay shit like that, 2 wrongs dont make a right
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-08-21
Don't be jealous of us cause we got the good hayr
1 AsianAnalParty 2018-08-21
Spook hair feels like a horse tail. Truly repulsive stuff.
1 sams_seed 2018-08-21
White people hair is limp and greasy
1 JoeCumiaJr 2018-08-21
I saw you post on a hair sub before. While you pay boatloads of cash for those curls, mine are completely natural and they're not attached to a black scalp.
1 Vipad 2018-08-21
Nice jewfro, stupid.
1 JoeCumiaJr 2018-08-21
I don't have a fro, retard, I have luscious blond locks.
1 madameroach 2018-08-21
Go on; I’d like to hear more about those lustrous golden curls.
1 JoeCumiaJr 2018-08-21
You've gotta pay if you want me to keep talking dirty.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-08-21
I like Sam Hyde more at this point, but theres no denying he is a complete Tim Heidecker wanabe
1 sams_seed 2018-08-21
My shits all natural
1 JoeCumiaJr 2018-08-21
All natural horse hair.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-08-21
Black people have Chia Pets on their heads. Coarse & pubic.
1 DildoRenter 2018-08-21
I understand this reference.
1 RahShieWoo 2018-08-21
Archie and anthony
1 paulallens 2018-08-21
He looks like the pinnacle of mediocrity.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-08-21
the Dave Smith of the Cumia extended universe
1 late_50s_why 2018-08-21
More like dick sniff right gang
1 maloonigans 2018-08-21
try hard with a haircut
1 Joe_Cumia 2018-08-21
He looks like he has a fat wife
1 JimandFred 2018-08-21
you talkin' to me? (In a morose tone)
1 havingmadfun 2018-08-21
Nice haircut stupid
1 FoetusCorruptus 2018-08-21
Totally appropriate for a man his age. He's totally accepted the passing of his youth.
1 Sternacthegreat 2018-08-21
If you told me it was a FTM tranny, I'd totally believe you.
1 wbgreen 2018-08-21
Too many straight dudes are getting lesbian haircuts. It started with that ugly faux-hawk, but it won't end there. In five years, you'll see guys who look like Carmen Esposito.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-08-21
Thats most dudes in brooklyn already
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-08-21
For a recovered addict, he certainly has the ruddish sheen of a breakfast beer.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2018-08-21
Explain.
1 dead_Steve-Carlesi 2018-08-21
Who else likes Kevin Brennan the over this guy?
1 Ronnybbaby 2018-08-21
2 guys on twitter told me to killed myself so I reported them / there's video and audio of this
This guy's a comic
1 StanleyKubricksPenis 2018-08-21
Dave really doesn't get enough hate, probably because nobody listens anymore.
1 liberterrorism 2018-08-21
He looks like a troll doll in a 4XL t-shirt
1 ESEASMart 2018-08-21
Compound couldn’t afford new shirts so he is stuck wearing leftovers from Artie
1 taylornafasi 2018-08-21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXvy6AHGL00
1 taylornafasi 2018-08-21
I bet he listens to Bad Religion and Rancid, but only the radio friendly songs.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2018-08-21
Hey, hey.
1 ThatNiggaDre 2018-08-21
He goes fawkin deep.
1 CMsGreenScreen 2018-08-21
He has a very cherubic face, no wonder Tranth likes him
1 porsalin 2018-08-21
"Hahaha dude it's not even...like...fair. That's why they can't put up their pictures we would just fucking destroy you!"
1 Fredrock26 2018-08-21
I've never listened to compound or even O and A when the cellar comedians werent on. Who the fuck is dave landau exactly? is he some middling jersey hack comic that ant got for cheap?
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-08-21
There's a kindly old lesbian lady in my building who has the exact same cut.
1 ScottSummersOmegaLVL 2018-08-21
Just when you thought Artie was the worst decision ever made. What makes Anthony think he needs a co-host anyways.
1 ThatNiggaDre 2018-08-21
People on here hammering him for not having a cohost.
1 whoton 2018-08-21
The fear in those eyes..
1 taylornafasi 2018-08-21
Someone definitely touched him years ago.
1 TheDirtyWolfman 2018-08-21
He looks like the type of mini-men they employ to play teenagers in porn, but fat
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-08-21
the Dave Smith of the Cumia extended universe
1 Pud_Suckley 2018-08-21
Nice Tamagotchi shit, stupid.
1 Twatsmash 2018-08-21
I guess when you’re this nondescript and still think you can make a career in showbiz, having a stupid cunt haircut is one of your only options.
1 DildoRenter 2018-08-21
Three Days Grace lookin' niggah.
1 NickelPlatedJesus 2018-08-21
My cousin who's four has the same haircut, because he's a child and not a grown ass man embarrassing himself with an overly fat face that just looks even fatter with that cut.
Why is everybody associated with and including Anthony a fucking man child?
1 porcupine_27 2018-08-21
Looks like the kid from Gummo.
1 opestersmammarydrip 2018-08-21
he looks like he gives a good gummer aswell
1 JimNortonHackFaggot 2018-08-21
Nice buttfuck handle for your boyfriend, stupid.
1 ThatNiggaDre 2018-08-21
I'll betcha it's inspired by the fact that he doesn't like his horseshoe balding and thinks he's covering it up by erasing the hairline.
He just looks like complete white trash. Like a kid at a public pool who you know has annoying, stupid parents to let their kid have a 1980's futuristic post-apocalypse biker gang hair style.
1 harnal_the_grayt 2018-08-21
It's a haircut children get when they're feeling spontaneous. It's an extremely bland attempt at being 'out there'.
1 sams_seed 2018-08-21
You got me there
1 opestersmammarydrip 2018-08-21
he looks like he gives a good gummer aswell