listening to Jim try to explain the whole chip thing is so lame, it’s a piece of shit character not some brilliant act that deserves all this hand waving you prep taking fruit
That's literally all he has though. His bit about sucking off dudes as a child has lost its edginess like 10 years ago. After like 20 years of comedy, Chip is his magnum opus.
Everything Wormy has come up with has been stolen, untrue, and/or heavily exaggerated. Remember when Colin started hanging around Jim? Jim's mannerisms/deliveries/insults were parroted from Colin.
It's as if he thinks he should be sitting across from James Lipton explaining the evolution of his tired, dick joke making little character that probably should have died with O&A.
We had the commonality of language that's all
Dude I'd TELL you if I was lying
When me and my girlfriend argue I'd go to a fucking dark place, I would just sit there and BROOD
“But Chip evolved” wow what a delusional loser. You’re not being interviewed by James Lipton you’re on a hand me down radio show talking to a man child neanderthal about your retarded played out stolen character.
He has to do this, to disengage his hands from the phone. Without waving his arms maniacally, the phone invariably gets clutched, and consumes the bulk of his attention.
He DIDN'T steal it from The Jerky Boys. It's just some people on here grasping at straws. There's enough things to nail Jim on than this. They both just keep giving us enough material to use against them, so we don't even need to go down this road. Better to be just and consistent with our criticism than try to make something out of nothing.
Nothing would make me cringe worse on O&A than when Jimmy would start referring to Chip in the third person, like it was some separate entity who he channels through the universe.
It's just you doing a wacky voice and making silly faces for cheap laughs Jimmy, you little faggot. You're not Brando.
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1 ustinkonice 2018-08-21
listening to Jim try to explain the whole chip thing is so lame, it’s a piece of shit character not some brilliant act that deserves all this hand waving you prep taking fruit
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-08-21
poignant deep thought expression "... but Chip evolved" annoys me on a profound level.
1 thrillated 2018-08-21
As well it fucking should, this lying worm is irritating.
1 PretzlKing 2018-08-21
Yeah, the “chip evolved” is one of the most embarrassing things he’s ever said. Including the stupid shit he has said as Chip.
1 SpiralStatic90 2018-08-21
Chip was formed in God's image you heathen slut.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-08-21
Why are Norton fans all such unfunny cornball dorks?
1 senselessdegenerate 2018-08-21
They’ve lived similar lives of fictional drug addiction and repressed homosexuality
1 fatshamers 2018-08-21
That's literally all he has though. His bit about sucking off dudes as a child has lost its edginess like 10 years ago. After like 20 years of comedy, Chip is his magnum opus.
Everything Wormy has come up with has been stolen, untrue, and/or heavily exaggerated. Remember when Colin started hanging around Jim? Jim's mannerisms/deliveries/insults were parroted from Colin.
1 BlueBash 2018-08-21
Same around 2001 and Jim Florentine. He's a mishmosh of characteristics from Florentine and Colin Quinn in the WNEW days
1 Treeckosis 2018-08-21
It's as if he thinks he should be sitting across from James Lipton explaining the evolution of his tired, dick joke making little character that probably should have died with O&A.
1 beam1985 2018-08-21
PARALLEL THINKING
1 AntsFailingCareer 2018-08-21
We had the commonality of language that's all Dude I'd TELL you if I was lying When me and my girlfriend argue I'd go to a fucking dark place, I would just sit there and BROOD
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-08-21
https://i.imgur.com/sSf4HhD.jpg
1 hellofriendo1234 2018-08-21
When your egg whites are an hour late and cold
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-08-21
He bitches about it being a few minutes late, let alone an hour.
1 McGowan9 2018-08-21
You don't have to be a former FBI profiler like Rich Vos to know that Norton's hysterical and self-conscious arm waving = liar.
1 bobbacklund 2018-08-21
“But Chip evolved” wow what a delusional loser. You’re not being interviewed by James Lipton you’re on a hand me down radio show talking to a man child neanderthal about your retarded played out stolen character.
1 McGowan9 2018-08-21
Nice way of putting it.
1 Icon_Crash 2018-08-21
JAmES NorTON IS A ThIEF OF LowER STOcK
1 Phantas_Magorical 2018-08-21
Honestly I think that's just how he talks in general. It's still gay though.
1 mayomayomayomayomayo 2018-08-21
Well he did say he's being truthful, so I don't know why you're still harping on this.
1 jofreal 2018-08-21
He has to do this, to disengage his hands from the phone. Without waving his arms maniacally, the phone invariably gets clutched, and consumes the bulk of his attention.
1 vosplug 2018-08-21
Jesus Christ, with all that arm waving you'd think someone's mother had died.
1 TangerineReam 2018-08-21
He DIDN'T steal it from The Jerky Boys. It's just some people on here grasping at straws. There's enough things to nail Jim on than this. They both just keep giving us enough material to use against them, so we don't even need to go down this road. Better to be just and consistent with our criticism than try to make something out of nothing.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-08-21
Shut the fuck up.
1 itrits 2018-08-21
Lot of words just to let us know you’re a a faggot.
1 gab-a-ghoul 2018-08-21
Nothing would make me cringe worse on O&A than when Jimmy would start referring to Chip in the third person, like it was some separate entity who he channels through the universe.
It's just you doing a wacky voice and making silly faces for cheap laughs Jimmy, you little faggot. You're not Brando.
1 BP-47 2018-08-21
It was funny when Morton took the morning show from Tits, but enough already. He's not a first or second mic.
1 etmhpe 2018-08-21
jim mencia
1 thrillated 2018-08-21
As well it fucking should, this lying worm is irritating.
1 PretzlKing 2018-08-21
Yeah, the “chip evolved” is one of the most embarrassing things he’s ever said. Including the stupid shit he has said as Chip.
1 SpiralStatic90 2018-08-21
Chip was formed in God's image you heathen slut.