Imagine having this level of loyalty to someone as disingenuous as Jim. A literal cuckold who scammed 60k out of his own idiot fans & charges them $100 to meet him while seething at actual celebrities for not taking pictures with him for free in a fucking restaurant. Guy says Jim is "actually brilliantly funny!" In reality, he's recycled the same tranny-chest-shit jokes for 20 years & his biggest success to date is stealing a 90s prank call routine & turning it into a prop comic bit. He has absolutely no opinions, interests, or insight about anything.
FUCK YOU GUYS DONT MAKE FUN OF MY HERO, IVE GOT YOUR BACK FOREVER JIM!! Maybe Timmy Springwood is alive afterall. With a name like 'DaSavageSausage', you know this guy is an authority on what's funny. He makes everyone at the office chuckle heartily with the latest trending internet meme images!!
I will thank him though for providing this video of Jim frantically defending himself about the Chip accusations. I had only heard the audio but seeing Jim's arm flailing & 'deeply fascinated' contrived facial expressions while pontificating about the craft of 'Chip' really got my blood flowing this morning.
Wats dat or sumptin im Jack tors a bald gay transavestite character who dresses up in costumes and shit and I was invented by the jerky boys comedy troupe.
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1 RapistWithHIV 2018-08-21
Imagine having this level of loyalty to someone as disingenuous as Jim. A literal cuckold who scammed 60k out of his own idiot fans & charges them $100 to meet him while seething at actual celebrities for not taking pictures with him for free in a fucking restaurant. Guy says Jim is "actually brilliantly funny!" In reality, he's recycled the same tranny-chest-shit jokes for 20 years & his biggest success to date is stealing a 90s prank call routine & turning it into a prop comic bit. He has absolutely no opinions, interests, or insight about anything.
FUCK YOU GUYS DONT MAKE FUN OF MY HERO, IVE GOT YOUR BACK FOREVER JIM!! Maybe Timmy Springwood is alive afterall. With a name like 'DaSavageSausage', you know this guy is an authority on what's funny. He makes everyone at the office chuckle heartily with the latest trending internet meme images!!
I will thank him though for providing this video of Jim frantically defending himself about the Chip accusations. I had only heard the audio but seeing Jim's arm flailing & 'deeply fascinated' contrived facial expressions while pontificating about the craft of 'Chip' really got my blood flowing this morning.
1 Opesterino 2018-08-21
god that video of jim and his stupid fucking maroon pants is so cringe worthy. holy fuck does that show suck.
anyone who defends morton deserves what they get.
1 enzo_trash 2018-08-21
What a maroon
1 SuperToes845 2018-08-21
"Get a frickin' life".
Anyone who uses the word frickin' needs to jump off a bridge.
1 Kaneshadow 2018-08-21
This is so blatantly Norton
1 shotgun_facelift7 2018-08-21
Wats dat or sumptin im Jack tors a bald gay transavestite character who dresses up in costumes and shit and I was invented by the jerky boys comedy troupe.
1 AngryHugo 2018-08-21
Anyone who uses Snagglepuss as a comedic influence doesn't have any business doing stand up.