He'd probably save a little money if he shot his dope, but he insists on snorting it which means a good percentage of his heroin ends up lodged in that festering boil he calls a nose. There's probably half a kilo of dope caked in that fat moron's ruined sinuses right now.
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1 MarioPennington 2018-08-20
I'm pretty sure everyone already realized he was broke when he accepted the job at CPmedia
1 SimpleAxis 2018-08-20
I was under the impression his "Artie Quitter" podcast was a goldmine.
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-08-20
Heroin has that side effect
1 homerj123 2018-08-20
Captain obvious confirms this on his podcast.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-08-20
He's doing so much fucking heroin. He'd have spent less money if he was addicted to breaking fabrege eggs against a wall.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-08-20
He'd probably save a little money if he shot his dope, but he insists on snorting it which means a good percentage of his heroin ends up lodged in that festering boil he calls a nose. There's probably half a kilo of dope caked in that fat moron's ruined sinuses right now.
1 Dennyislife 2018-08-20
Artie didn't plan on being alive in 2018 its not his fault he didn't budget for it. Like blaming a 100 year old for having no money.
1 emerge_from_the_mist 2018-08-20
Ohhhh so you’re the one guy who listens to John’s podcast
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-08-20
Of course he is, lawyers don't work for free.