When they leave the shit pit that is the tri-state area. Literally no one in the rest of America gives a fuck or behaves this way as the segregated (but totally not racist) North East does.
I'm from the midwest, this fucking hack has built an entire career on running around milking his heritage. His whole act is awful Italian jokes, Ahhhhh my Italians know how it is with ya momma a bibbity bobbity boop! If someone wants to make their genetics that much a part of their identity I'm just going to give it to them.
Yep. Half of my family is AMERICANS WHO ORIGINALLY IMMIGRATED HERE FROM SICILY(Don't want to upset you guys with my labeling) and they all think this guy is the greatest and its fucking sickening.
I know. But I can always rely on getting downvoted by some self confidence lacking tit who wants to claim their Irish or something despite never having set foot in the place.
I'm from the midwest, this fucking hack has built an entire career on running around milking his heritage. His whole act is awful Italian jokes, Ahhhhh my Italians know how it is with ya momma a bibbity bobbity boop! If someone wants to make their genetics that much a part of their identity I'm just going to give it to them.
I know. But I can always rely on getting downvoted by some self confidence lacking tit who wants to claim their Irish or something despite never having set foot in the place.
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1 TheElDan 2018-08-20
God, Sebastian sucks. But, this is awesome, good for you, porsalin! People are probably asking Joe about this all the time now.
1 VicDumb 2018-08-20
Fuckin Italians, man. I don’t even care if they’re not, they sound like a couple of dumb wops.
1 MarioPennington 2018-08-20
You think there's a possibility that Sebastian Maniscalco isn't Italian?
1 TheElDan 2018-08-20
He’s holding up that ladle of spaghetti and meatballs because he’s Japanese, right?
1 Slateski 2018-08-20
Hi not Italian, he's American. When are you idiots going to snap out of these delusions?
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-08-20
When they leave the shit pit that is the tri-state area. Literally no one in the rest of America gives a fuck or behaves this way as the segregated (but totally not racist) North East does.
1 MarioPennington 2018-08-20
I'm from the midwest, this fucking hack has built an entire career on running around milking his heritage. His whole act is awful Italian jokes, Ahhhhh my Italians know how it is with ya momma a bibbity bobbity boop! If someone wants to make their genetics that much a part of their identity I'm just going to give it to them.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-08-20
A "spaghetti n word" if you will...
He's a casino boat act hack.
1 MarioPennington 2018-08-20
Yep. Half of my family is AMERICANS WHO ORIGINALLY IMMIGRATED HERE FROM SICILY(Don't want to upset you guys with my labeling) and they all think this guy is the greatest and its fucking sickening.
1 Slateski 2018-08-20
I know. But I can always rely on getting downvoted by some self confidence lacking tit who wants to claim their Irish or something despite never having set foot in the place.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-08-20
If they actually met the Irish, they'd probably ever claim to be them ever again. Possibly the worst white people for many reasons.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-08-20
at least Italians can cook
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-08-20
A nation of greasy bisexuals.
1 revt1 2018-08-20
In their defence - who else was gonna waste time making a docu on this nobody?
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2018-08-20
It that good
1 clinically_proven 2018-08-20
fucking homerun man, this shit a slow burn and will be entertaining for fucking months.
1 radiospringy 2018-08-20
I wonder if they think 100% Italian is Joe's podcast too.
1 thetrapwemake 2018-08-20
"Heyyy It's Joe Matarese, welcome to the documentary"
1 DildoRenter 2018-08-20
Who the fuck is Joe Matarese???
1 Toughcrowdd 2018-08-20
Why's he screaming holding a ladle of pasta and meatballs
1 guapocanoe 2018-08-20
he's from fucking queer village chicago..
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1 MarioPennington 2018-08-20
I'm from the midwest, this fucking hack has built an entire career on running around milking his heritage. His whole act is awful Italian jokes, Ahhhhh my Italians know how it is with ya momma a bibbity bobbity boop! If someone wants to make their genetics that much a part of their identity I'm just going to give it to them.
1 Slateski 2018-08-20
I know. But I can always rely on getting downvoted by some self confidence lacking tit who wants to claim their Irish or something despite never having set foot in the place.