My favorite tweet from Norm today. It's amazing what funny people can do on this platform!

259  2018-08-19 by gregorio_ilidivich

40 comments

1  TheDirtyWolfman 2018-08-19

Norm has had the best few hours on twitter that anyone has ever had. I got a half hour of laughs out of him just from reading tweets

1  boringoneliner 2018-08-19

i wish i knew how to read twitter. its so confusing.

1  deep_legal_shit 2018-08-19

unironically agree, but i don't want to be able to

1  ScarletNumbered 2018-08-19

Are you a fucking retard?

1  boringoneliner 2018-08-19

Stop defending a baby killer

1  boringoneliner 2018-08-19

LANGUAGE

1  GullibleGilbert 2018-08-19

Bist du verfickt Behindert?

1  BigBoyWithTheButter 2018-08-19

It's easier than twitter, IMHO. You don't have to keep scrolling up to see a parent comment.

1  TheMidnight_Rider 2018-08-19

I can't imagine which part would be confusing.

1  ReDMeridiaN 2018-08-19

That’s how twitter used to be before everyone got so gay and bitchy.

1  dmix 2018-08-19

You mean doing really really important work to fight nazis?It's basically 1938, you just haven't realized it yet because of Russian bots lies. #Resistance

1  crookedmile 2018-08-19

This Lena woman's a real jerk!

1  pithypariah 2018-08-19

The jerk of all jerks if you ask me.

1  Dr-Seepage 2018-08-19

She ate her sister's viscera i heard

1  pithypariah 2018-08-19

That man she hates? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.

1  crookedmile 2018-08-19

> Frank Stallone.

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-08-19

Frank was talking with, that's right, OJ Simpson.

1  Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-08-19

https://i.redd.it/sawbnua8cic11.jpg

1  RapistWithHIV 2018-08-19

Gym Norton doesn't follow Norm. Confirmed hatred/animosity.

1  OPP_Yeah_You_Know_Me 2018-08-19

Because Norm can actually be funny without making TS jokes every minute.

1  ShiftyMcGrifter 2018-08-19

I liked classic Tired Jimmy if only because he tried different shit. RIP

1  anitathequeef 2018-08-19

With ears like that you might think he wrestled in highschool, nope, just man-handled underneath a porch.

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-08-19

Replace man/men with Jews or blacks. And then you have a real ploblem man.

1  AxelSpott 2018-08-19

Tranthony? You've got a new username on here too?

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-08-19

I was apparently making a shit attempt to hate Lena. Of fucking well.

1  cyberchrist_ 2018-08-19

Lena Dunham is a fat, ugly fem-nazi cow

1  JoshFromMichigan 2018-08-19

Yeah, he did all that fucking shit.

1  jesuss_son 2018-08-19

Reminds me of that tragedy

1  yevyoyevyo 2018-08-19

He's apologized and pulled down the tweets

1  10ADPDOTCOM 2018-08-19

Know what’s amazing? That Jack Handey isn’t on Twitter. Deep Thoughts were basically Twitter comedy before Twitter was invented.

1  teelrb 2018-08-19

He erased all his Lena Dunham tweets and apologized to her. I guess he realized he was going to piss off the Netflix jews and lose his show.

1  FanOfBenjamin72 2018-08-19

Wheres the apology? He didnt.

1  dmix 2018-08-19

https://twitter.com/normmacdonald/status/1031239998761123840

Not so much of an apology is he doesn't want to deal with her annoying twat fans.

1  BigGreenYamo 2018-08-19

"Gator skin". Sure.

1  teelrb 2018-08-19

https://mobile.twitter.com/normmacdonald/status/1031192575569317888

1  jtormeyx 2018-08-19

Norm has manic highs and lows. Bipolar, perhaps.

1  summa 2018-08-19

Too bad a comedian with mental health issues is unheard of ;(

1  ShutYourCakeHorn 2018-08-19

We don't deserve Norm.

1  Olivercharlie1984 2018-08-19

1 thy gyyy

1  deep_legal_shit 2018-08-19

Norm is overrated

1  InHell1980 2018-08-19

Norm 2020

1  ucfgavin 2018-08-19

She has 5.5 million followers? This is why social media is garbage.

1  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-08-19

Norm is a treasure.