It may be different wherever the fuck you're from but here if you don't graduate high school you don't get to go to the prom. The best pizza face could do was guess which toilet the prom queen used and drink the water while masturbating and crying

For the Brits on here, graduating from a US high school is the academic equivalent of passing your GCSEs. Our A-levels, which you need to pass to successfully leave secondary school at 18 - are called AP (Advanced Placement) courses in the US. So if Anthony was a Brit, he would be one of those rare mongoloids who failed their GCSEs. I've never met one.

mongoloids who failed their GCSEs

I know ONE person who failed their GCSE's, and he was so stupid he couldn't understand the concept of Miles Per Hour. According to him, a Ferrari going 100MPH is faster than a Mini Cooper going 100MPH. I spent about an hour trying to explain this shit to him before finally giving up, completely exasperated. Literally like talking to a toddler. He's now a 'manager' somewhere making a living - god knows how these people survive.

GCSE's are a joke over here; literally everyone passes them and is expected to; is that a given with high schools over there? In the 80s we had O levels at school which were considered much more difficult than GCSE's.

Anyone who has a >85 IQ can pass a GCSE, even without revision. They are that easy.

I'm British too, mate.

Where u from? U wna meet up sometime to talk, maybe kiss u ;-)

What, no dinner first? To obscurity with you!

Keith i've been caught again help

Jimmy Saville stories?

His tv heyday was a bit before my time but I remember being creeped out by both him and Rolf Harris as a kid, and they both turned out to be pedophiles. Looking back at Saville now, it's unthinkable that anyone could've laid eyes on him and not thought "kiddie toucher."

Who else gave you the pedochills?

Worzell Gummidge and the Chuckle brothers.

So many creeps at that, people just had a blind eye to it. Alot of those creeps were pretty much open about it.

In America the only people who can't easily graduate from high school without even trying are black.

If I am remembering the XFM shows correctly, then Karl Pilkington is one of those people

Yeah, he apparently left school at 15 which I didn't even know was legal.

He spent much of his time in Wales doing fuck all rather than at school. He did however get an E in history. Which he didn't realise he'd taken.

Mate I flunked out of school all the time & nothing ever happened, i'm only approaching 30; I was drinking vodka one day round the back of the school on an exam day. Nothing happens if you go AWOL, harsh reality. I'd walk out of school all the time & not return for weeks at 14/15, i'd only go back cause I was bored. I think the local councils around here are setting up SEND teams for this truancy & shit soon, I doubt they'll work though. Then again my school came bottom 5 in ofsted report (UK-wide) & I grew up in a council estate, so make of it what you will

O shit did u mean he left legally at 15, my bad i'm fawkkin zooted

Yeah, he went straight to work at 15.

Creepin' through hospital windows and fingering paraplegics like something out of a horror novel

Are we talking about Karl or Jimmy Saville?

I'd fuck the mental illness out of shim. Anyone here who says they wouldn't is a fucking liar and also a gay fag.

Nice Jimmy defense there, you homosex

I'm honest enough to admit that I would take this guy home - thinking I've bagged a good one, but I don't think I could go through with it when the cock came out. Takes a fair amount of cognitive dissonance to say: "Anyone who wouldn't fuck a man is Gay", but whatever floats these guys' boats

Ew, I thought that was a typo but it's deliberate.

In the immortal words of bams_seed, "gross."

I want to fuck it. How disappointing that it hasn't got a vagina or at least a nice dick.

Anthony was impressed

Can't even shave his asshole properly

Yeah really, of the two genital options available for Sue (tiny shrived dick, or surgical wound constructed vagina) are both fucking disgusting.

Oh god, look at the hand holding the phone. Jesus.

Ol' Facehugger Fingers.

I’d fill the holes

This is Nana's new jerk off pic.

Looks like a fraggle

Just to think, his dad probably wants to play sports with him, watch football, talk about women, manly stuff. Instead his son comes home in a dress, makeup, girl shoes, long hair, speaking like a girl, oh no, i came.

See, I thought I'd let him jerk me off and blow me, but then I watched a video and he has zero technique. What a fag

He's gay at fagging, what a queer

What a cutie. Shame about the penis.

Some consider that a bonus.

Carla WAS the prom queen ::cocks gun::

I'd fill all of her holes.