In ancient Greece the greatest and most fierce warriors would battle eachother for the right to be considered true king. This system worked until one time, two warriors named Greggopolous and Fezakala, battled for a thousand hours and still no winner was declared. To this day they are considered the greatest the world has ever known.
It's weird because I wanted to make a Fez tribute thread all wreeked and already someone has beat me to it and with a better picture than I would of picked too.
No matter how disgusting this place can get, it's love for Fez and Dr. Steve (another Collin tier good egg) always warms my heart like no other place on the internet can
The big cat! When Fez called into Bennington back when Gail made her announcement he sounded so damn good and actually. Hopefully he's neck deep in young cuban men down in Florida right now.
Whenever I think of The Big Cat all I can picture is he finally went to Central Florida, bought the mansion and kicked Paul O out. Now he is sitting on the porch in a spearmint green searsucker suit, observing his mushroom and strawberry farm. Paul O finally reduced to the homeless beast he was always supposed to be. And Fezzie, the "gentleman farmer" he was BORN TO BE!. Long live the king.
Part of me wants to believe Fez is and has been an active member of this reddit. The smarter part of me knows he's finally happy with his fuck-you money and can't be bothered with all the assholes he's left behind in the dust
What do you mean exactly? Fez turns off his cell phone when he gets home and demands people call his house phone first to get in touch with him even though he doesn't know how to set up his answering machine. Yet part of you want to believe he became a loser like us commenting on a defunct radio show when he hasn't made Tweet in months.
Just accept you're a fraud and a dumbass. Don't say "exactly" like you understand the bit.
22 comments
1 TheDirtyWolfman 2018-08-19
In ancient Greece the greatest and most fierce warriors would battle eachother for the right to be considered true king. This system worked until one time, two warriors named Greggopolous and Fezakala, battled for a thousand hours and still no winner was declared. To this day they are considered the greatest the world has ever known.
1 JimandFred 2018-08-19
cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!
1 CardinalMcGee 2018-08-19
Love for Fez Marie Whatley. He’s the leader that we all deserve. Obey Fez, we are the Whatley Posse!
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-08-19
The Motley Whatley Posse
1 ScottSummersOmegaLVL 2018-08-19
It's weird because I wanted to make a Fez tribute thread all wreeked and already someone has beat me to it and with a better picture than I would of picked too.
No matter how disgusting this place can get, it's love for Fez and Dr. Steve (another Collin tier good egg) always warms my heart like no other place on the internet can
1 Suibu 2018-08-19
And in the darkness bind us
1 TonyFromLongIsland 2018-08-19
Look at that sweet man.
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2018-08-19
The only survivor
1 ArvelAzamat 2018-08-19
The only one not still humping the o and a / ron and fez fame.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2018-08-19
I would follow that man into hell.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-08-19
Probably will. I heard that's where those people go.
1 johnnyroberts 2018-08-19
The amount of missing boys ages 8-13 in the state of Florida has been on a steady rise for the past four years.
1 rbz90 2018-08-19
We don't like to throw accusations of pedophilia around so frivolously in thus sub.
1 johnnyroberts 2018-08-19
Yeah, you're right.
1 NickelPlatedJesus 2018-08-19
The big cat! When Fez called into Bennington back when Gail made her announcement he sounded so damn good and actually. Hopefully he's neck deep in young cuban men down in Florida right now.
1 etmhpe 2018-08-19
I bet he has a bumper sticker that says "my other ride is a mustache"
1 SGFTI 2018-08-19
Fez was more entertaining even when not talking than anyone else Ronnie B has ever worked with.
1 LeBaronpencil 2018-08-19
Whenever I think of The Big Cat all I can picture is he finally went to Central Florida, bought the mansion and kicked Paul O out. Now he is sitting on the porch in a spearmint green searsucker suit, observing his mushroom and strawberry farm. Paul O finally reduced to the homeless beast he was always supposed to be. And Fezzie, the "gentleman farmer" he was BORN TO BE!. Long live the king.
1 FromHereOn014 2018-08-19
Part of me wants to believe Fez is and has been an active member of this reddit. The smarter part of me knows he's finally happy with his fuck-you money and can't be bothered with all the assholes he's left behind in the dust
1 SGFTI 2018-08-19
This shit is beneath him.
1 FromHereOn014 2018-08-19
Exactly
1 ScottSummersOmegaLVL 2018-08-19
What do you mean exactly? Fez turns off his cell phone when he gets home and demands people call his house phone first to get in touch with him even though he doesn't know how to set up his answering machine. Yet part of you want to believe he became a loser like us commenting on a defunct radio show when he hasn't made Tweet in months.
Just accept you're a fraud and a dumbass. Don't say "exactly" like you understand the bit.
1 ncervo 2018-08-19
🎉🎉🥴
1 ArvelAzamat 2018-08-19
Reminder that Opie was directly responsible for his heart attack.
1 Spaceman4Life 2018-08-19
Fezzie always wins in the end
1 DryTeeth 2018-08-19
BC!
1 HoagieErocktion 2018-08-19
Pez Whatley.