That's Opie-level dilusions to even have his stupid face in the same picture. I hope that wheelhouse doesn't mean technically and ability-wise but with this fucking idiot you never know.
STFU, Clapton is an absolute pioneer in the blues-guitar. No Clapton, no Slash for example. Hendrix is the one who is overrated, it's only in his pauses between notes he actually shines, Richie Blackmore did all of what Jimi Hendrix did, but better and first.
I will pay him two months' allowance + step-daughter madame fees if there is a single video of him playing Texas Flood or one of the 'harder' Stevie Ray Vaughan songs.
Speaking of Texas, did y'all know that in 1993 Buffalo, Texas changed its name to Blue Star to show its support for the Dallas Cowboys during the Superbowl?
What does this mean? That these people live on after their deaths in their music? Eric Clapton isn't dead and neither is Joe. Or that they'd do a live concert when two of those people have been dead for decades? People read the highest word first and then left to right so this isn't correct, either, regardless of what it is supposed to mean. The brain will think that means, "Legends guitar live" and won't know how to think that last word. Is it supposed to mean they exist or that there will be a live performance or that this is supposed to help people live?
Some of the world's most successful people lay awake at night racked with self-doubt, tormented by feelings of inadequacy that have haunted them since they can remember and driven by a terror of failure that never leaves them. Even when everyone else toasts their successes, they are incapable of truly enjoying them or feeling worthy.
Meanwhile, this bald, parasitic moron truly believes he is the best thing since sliced bread. He probably sleeps like a rock the second his head touches the pillow.
Why isnt the guy from U2 there?
Haha, the dude he dresses up as and mimes along to isnt even in his mural of heros. He pretends to be someone he doesnt even admire. What a bell end
This has nothing to do with music, he simply identifies with Vaughan because his career died at the end of the 80's, with Hendrix because he was kinda black, and with Clapton due to the child murder(s?).
43 comments
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-08-17
I hope he cuts his fingers in those chinese guitar strings and gets a blood infection
1 koizumi_san 2018-08-17
When photo shops of your dead mom look cooler than you
1 Sockucucka 2018-08-17
That's Opie-level dilusions to even have his stupid face in the same picture. I hope that wheelhouse doesn't mean technically and ability-wise but with this fucking idiot you never know.
1 BrothamanB5010 2018-08-17
Atleast Opie can somehow justify being as big as Stern since they were the nr. 2 show at the same company basically.
1 KillerKuhn 2018-08-17
Carlin, Pryor, Matarese.
1 dickybell86 2018-08-17
Marilyn, Veronica, Dawn
1 Mastic_Trailers 2018-08-17
Newton, Einstein, Kurlan
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-08-17
He really is worse than Ant
1 timmie80 2018-08-17
Narcissism personified
1 mudd_puddle 2018-08-17
'Legends Guitar Live' is how this reads. Whoever made this should have their fingers chopped off.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-08-17
It also suggests to me that Clapton is dead, and somehow in the same league as Hendrix and SRV. Just awful.
1 RBuddCumia 2018-08-17
Hey Cream era Clapton is up there.
1 BrothamanB5010 2018-08-17
STFU, Clapton is an absolute pioneer in the blues-guitar. No Clapton, no Slash for example. Hendrix is the one who is overrated, it's only in his pauses between notes he actually shines, Richie Blackmore did all of what Jimi Hendrix did, but better and first.
1 dickybell86 2018-08-17
Faggot.
1 RamonFrunkis 2018-08-17
I will pay him two months' allowance + step-daughter madame fees if there is a single video of him playing Texas Flood or one of the 'harder' Stevie Ray Vaughan songs.
1 TexasFactsBot 2018-08-17
Speaking of Texas, did y'all know that the first word spoken on the Moon was "Houston?"
1 RamonFrunkis 2018-08-17
Bad bot
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1 TexasFactsBot 2018-08-17
Speaking of Texas, did y'all know that in 1993 Buffalo, Texas changed its name to Blue Star to show its support for the Dallas Cowboys during the Superbowl?
1 Mod_Impersonator 2018-08-17
Steers and queers, bot, nothing but steers and queers.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-08-17
Bad bot
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-08-17
Speaking of Texas, did you know that only steers and queers come from there?
1 Tempo119 2018-08-17
Good bot
1 age_of_cage 2018-08-17
Speaking of Texas, I want to fuck you with Charlene Spiteri's dick
1 DryTeeth 2018-08-17
Fucking die Joseph.
1 taylornafasi 2018-08-17
he'd be lucky to make it into Scorch's band
1 MalevolentBum 2018-08-17
Same race as Jimi, same parenting skills as Clapton and (hopefully) the same luck with aircraft as Stevie Ray Vaughan.
1 SuperTrucker76 2018-08-17
What a delusion piece of shit.
1 ThePoorLad 2018-08-17
This nade me think of the Thugnificent mural from Boondocks with his face floating above mlk, Malcolm x, Tupac and Biggie.
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2018-08-17
He wrote his own music, at least, while Joe only plays other people's shit.
1 BergStonewall 2018-08-17
THUG ANGELSTHUG ANGELS
1 BeerCanThick 2018-08-17
What does this mean? That these people live on after their deaths in their music? Eric Clapton isn't dead and neither is Joe. Or that they'd do a live concert when two of those people have been dead for decades? People read the highest word first and then left to right so this isn't correct, either, regardless of what it is supposed to mean. The brain will think that means, "Legends guitar live" and won't know how to think that last word. Is it supposed to mean they exist or that there will be a live performance or that this is supposed to help people live?
1 donald_kingsley 2018-08-17
He really needs to be euthanised ASAP
1 McGowan9 2018-08-17
Some of the world's most successful people lay awake at night racked with self-doubt, tormented by feelings of inadequacy that have haunted them since they can remember and driven by a terror of failure that never leaves them. Even when everyone else toasts their successes, they are incapable of truly enjoying them or feeling worthy.
Meanwhile, this bald, parasitic moron truly believes he is the best thing since sliced bread. He probably sleeps like a rock the second his head touches the pillow.
1 standardcritter 2018-08-17
i hate Joe's fat undefined biceps and he will have them until he dies.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-08-17
Filet mignon, lobster, skittles.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-08-17
Gold, silver, plastic
1 FloppyDonkeyBalls 2018-08-17
Somebody should tell this dummy that Clapton isn't dead.
1 anonimescu 2018-08-17
How come his hero the edge isn't there,also all of them are lead guitarists , someone post a brojo solo
1 cabaretcabaret 2018-08-17
He should call himself The Rim
1 blue_magoo_62 2018-08-17
Why isnt the guy from U2 there? Haha, the dude he dresses up as and mimes along to isnt even in his mural of heros. He pretends to be someone he doesnt even admire. What a bell end
1 andysixxjpg 2018-08-17
This has nothing to do with music, he simply identifies with Vaughan because his career died at the end of the 80's, with Hendrix because he was kinda black, and with Clapton due to the child murder(s?).
1 cabaretcabaret 2018-08-17
It's like a CQ character done poorly.
No one would beleive that someone could be this gratuitously arrogant and banal.
1 BrothamanB5010 2018-08-17
Guitar Legends Live.
Only Clapton who got a dead son, lol!
1 dickybell86 2018-08-17
Marilyn, Veronica, Dawn
1 Mastic_Trailers 2018-08-17
Newton, Einstein, Kurlan