Stevie Ray Vaughan, Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix...Joseph Cumia? He actually posted this.

83  2018-08-17 by Compound_MediaPR

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I hope he cuts his fingers in those chinese guitar strings and gets a blood infection

When photo shops of your dead mom look cooler than you

That's Opie-level dilusions to even have his stupid face in the same picture. I hope that wheelhouse doesn't mean technically and ability-wise but with this fucking idiot you never know.

Atleast Opie can somehow justify being as big as Stern since they were the nr. 2 show at the same company basically.

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He really is worse than Ant

Narcissism personified

'Legends Guitar Live' is how this reads. Whoever made this should have their fingers chopped off.

It also suggests to me that Clapton is dead, and somehow in the same league as Hendrix and SRV. Just awful.

Hey Cream era Clapton is up there.

STFU, Clapton is an absolute pioneer in the blues-guitar. No Clapton, no Slash for example. Hendrix is the one who is overrated, it's only in his pauses between notes he actually shines, Richie Blackmore did all of what Jimi Hendrix did, but better and first.

Faggot.

I will pay him two months' allowance + step-daughter madame fees if there is a single video of him playing Texas Flood or one of the 'harder' Stevie Ray Vaughan songs.

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Fucking die Joseph.

he'd be lucky to make it into Scorch's band

Same race as Jimi, same parenting skills as Clapton and (hopefully) the same luck with aircraft as Stevie Ray Vaughan.

What a delusion piece of shit.

This nade me think of the Thugnificent mural from Boondocks with his face floating above mlk, Malcolm x, Tupac and Biggie.

He wrote his own music, at least, while Joe only plays other people's shit.

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What does this mean? That these people live on after their deaths in their music? Eric Clapton isn't dead and neither is Joe. Or that they'd do a live concert when two of those people have been dead for decades? People read the highest word first and then left to right so this isn't correct, either, regardless of what it is supposed to mean. The brain will think that means, "Legends guitar live" and won't know how to think that last word. Is it supposed to mean they exist or that there will be a live performance or that this is supposed to help people live?

He really needs to be euthanised ASAP

Some of the world's most successful people lay awake at night racked with self-doubt, tormented by feelings of inadequacy that have haunted them since they can remember and driven by a terror of failure that never leaves them. Even when everyone else toasts their successes, they are incapable of truly enjoying them or feeling worthy.

Meanwhile, this bald, parasitic moron truly believes he is the best thing since sliced bread. He probably sleeps like a rock the second his head touches the pillow.

i hate Joe's fat undefined biceps and he will have them until he dies.

Filet mignon, lobster, skittles.

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Somebody should tell this dummy that Clapton isn't dead.

How come his hero the edge isn't there,also all of them are lead guitarists , someone post a brojo solo

He should call himself The Rim

Why isnt the guy from U2 there? Haha, the dude he dresses up as and mimes along to isnt even in his mural of heros. He pretends to be someone he doesnt even admire. What a bell end

This has nothing to do with music, he simply identifies with Vaughan because his career died at the end of the 80's, with Hendrix because he was kinda black, and with Clapton due to the child murder(s?).

It's like a CQ character done poorly.

No one would beleive that someone could be this gratuitously arrogant and banal.

Guitar Legends Live.

Only Clapton who got a dead son, lol!

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