Remember when Nanthony used to tweet about driving in his leased car to the gun range, to impress the teenage boys he secretly lusted after?

11  2018-08-17 by McGowan9

He can't do any of those things anymore (apart from fucking boys of course.) Haha!

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No but I remember his dating profile pic and how he somehow could lure anyone younger than 55 into his dungeon by dressing up like a racecar driver

His dating profile was the dating profile I would have put up when I was 14/15 years old - "look chicks, I'm drinking beers and standing next to a race car! Cool, huh?"

Luckily for me, I wasn't a horribly scarred, irredeemably ugly bastard and managed to get girls without having to resort to such humiliating depths.

Also, are chicks impressed with cars anymore? Then again, his age range of who he wants to molest get wet when a guy has A car at all.

It's clear his mental age hasn't moved beyond 1989-91 seeing what he still thinks is "cool" and his old dating profile.

According to the s10 I used to own no. As long as what you drive has a floor and doors they don't care

Having a car at all makes broads wet.

Also, are chicks impressed with cars anymore?

No, not really. I own 2 top of the line Mercedes and almost the only admiring glances they draw are from other guys (probably what Anthony was subliminally going for.)

Conversely, the time of my life when I got the most pussy, I was a broke 19/20/21 year old driving a beat up, 3rd hand VW Polo. You'll get the occasional whore who really cares what a man drives but they have "gold digger" practically stamped on their face.

No, most women initially respond to looks and, even more importantly, confidence; two attributes Nana is sorely lacking. Hence his awful "do you like Jacuzzis?" lines.