No paywalls ✅ No porn stars or MMA fighters ✅ Has a stable family ✅ Doesn't fly to Europe to get fucked in the ass by young boys ✅ Isn't a racist pedophile alcoholic rapist ✅ Has been arrested zero times for biting women ✅ Has a steadily growing following of tame middle class adults with money ✅

225  2018-08-17 by Sicogon

78 comments

You forgot "Unfunny fat tittied hack" and "Says absolutely nothing of any interest to anyone".

No though I did forget Verified on Twitter ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅

Dont listen to they who hate from obscurity

Keep your head on a swivel veel chop

Veal

Nope, that's how Opie spelled it out and it wasn't funny

Listen if opie spelled it like that then you can bet your kiester it was funny.

You are correct, sorry for steering the ship. It's not my place

Humility in the lords grace is the first step brotherman

Why did he kill me though?

This sort of rumor mongering is beneath contempt. Greg specifically said he was sick about Stevens death, thats not the sort or thing a murderer would say.

I wanted Fridays off for the foreseeable future and Greg Opie Hughes gave me that...

Mondays. He wanted Monday off, not Fridays. You have just exposed yourself as being not the ghost of steve "heavy-bag" carlesi, but an impostor.

Oh no!

The pendulum has swung my way lol

Big fat faker, this guy

Two wrongs dont make a right , Bub

Opie's also way more normal. He actually goes to nice leisurely places like the beach and to cafes, and has actually travelled through Europe and places like that. Anthony has never left the fucking country.

It's cuz Anthony is a freakin migrant

If Anthony leaves he can never come back. He's been hiding from his court ordered removal

Back to Corsica with him, I'm tired of these fucking Gypo pimps sneaking in here and making a mockery of our immigration laws.

Corsicans don't take kindly to Tunisians roaming the country for teens.
They'll set wild boars onto him.

Well to be fair Anthony has been to Canada.

And on Caribbean cruises.

Bullshit! Nana’s been to Club Med a few times.

Jimmy travels to cultural centers of the world like London and Amsterdam and hides in his hotel room masturbating, like a hairless, mentally ill prairie dog.

We poke fun at Opie for writing (or shitting) on the beach but at least he goes out and enjoys life. Norton is a city dwelling little turd.

It's rough man I can't go to Amsterdam

Nah, havent you heard from the egg-white eating, isolated, unsociable, callous self absorbed, unself aware, abrasive celebrity photographer worm? Opie is the one with autism.

Who can forget the time Opie heroically gave a poor mexican exotic game trafficker money to hold a drugged up baby lion.

He also repeats all of his jokes twice because they're so fawkin funny, Chris Rock does it too.

Bbblooberrys. Boo boo blooberries.

".......so......what you're saying is........they'd rather go into the oven than listen to Opie's podcast...."

I think it catches even him off guard when a joke half works

hes a humble guy, adds to the comedy

Yep, humble is definitely the word I most associate with Greg “I’ve been doing this since I was 18” Hughes.

Gregg*

hey, he could have been a model

Opie is a cornball. So fucking what. At least he doesn't molest kids.

The sudden realization that everything you just said is absolutely true is shocking, but thankfully it’s being counterbalanced by my sheer hatred of Opie’s unfunniness.

The Destroyer's brand of humor ain't for everyone

*anyone

My dude!

You forgot

Is actually white, but humble enough to not brag about it ✅

Didn't want to shame his black co-host with terrible gene

Is it finally gone to the point where Opie is the favorite one? I hate the worm and nana

Our criticism of Opie was always that he’s a fucking tool who uses dad humor, steps on others’ jokes, and is shitty to his subordinates. That criticism stands.

His former co-hosts, however, were funny and are no longer. They are also awful people who commit and/or tolerate pedophilia.

How much does a iron Mike pride FC shirt cost

"as a 15 year old boy would"

On other 15 year old boys in wigs?

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steadily growing following

I think most of us draw the line at actually listening I guess to the Opester’s podcast.

I still subscribe to it on four different platforms to boost those numbahs, management is really digging the show

Xin chào, anh trai!

How do you fly to Europe to get fucked in the ass by young boys? Asking for a friend

You need to raise money on indiegogo in the pretence of making a cartoon to acquire the funding first

Yeah Europeans are weird man, I don’t think they’ll get my American humour. They fucking hate Americans too. Don’t want to get motherfucked half way around the world.

Just a boring, stupid man.

no talent.

He's also allowed on twitter.

Who's he gonna offend? Himself?

He triggers worm/nana pretty hard

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So he finally let you fondle his tits?

Faggot

Shoulda used a blue check mark m8 ✔️ Really rubs it in to a few obscure drunk lurkers around here.

Never sniffed his cousins panties while jerking off✅

Scared a rapist negro off while a negro scared rapist ant off

*that we know of.. or.. *yet

This sub will never convince me that Opie isn't hateble.

They're all hateable, Opie less so.

There's a reason why Patrice would only talk to him for hours at a time. Opie rules.

isnt a racist

cringe

This rocks

I thinking about buying one of his shirts to help the brotherman out.

Hes got all that going for him and still the biggest sack of shit from o and a

Has a great pair of tits ✅

you guys fucking suck, opie is the worst

All fine qualities for a t-ball coach.

Maybe this guy aint so bad

Is a terrible broadcaster.

Has anyone noticed that Opie looks like Varg Vikernes in this picture?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b7/Varg_Vikernes-2.jpg/240px-Varg_Vikernes-2.jpg

He might actually be funny if he burned down a church during a Sex for Sam reboot.

Big fat tits - check

But, he's not funny.

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Bbblooberrys. Boo boo blooberries.

".......so......what you're saying is........they'd rather go into the oven than listen to Opie's podcast...."

Xin chào, anh trai!

I think it catches even him off guard when a joke half works