Do not under any circumstances refer to tits as 'beefers' in public

0  2018-08-16 by PsychopathyRed

it only leads to embarrassment and your only possible explanation is to relate to them that you're part of a subreddit (already gay) that is dedicated to getting two tranny fuckers to kill themselves. If prompted with questions like "why?" or "huh?" your only answer is that they were on a semi-popular radio show 4 years ago and they blew it when one of them was taking photos of negroes in the street and then referred to them as subhuman niggers. Needless to say, the job interview didn't go too well.

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big, beautiful beefers

I saw some big, bouncing beefers downtown today. I wanted to get behind her and grab em as I split her dukey chute wide open.

Its ok bud, there's always Jason's deli.

I'm not from the North, I'm from the South, I'm a Panera man

Yuck.

I used it whilst swimsuit shopping with my mom and it was well received

😘

ME: all of this is for chicks with giant beefers don't they have like a post-mastectomy section???

I think a hysterectomy would have served you better.

Sorry buddy the lord told me to be fruitful & multiply

what did he say about being a nut?

Good news im not actually crazy i was just being tortured by demons

Praise him!

Oh, that's great, dear.

Found the Cumia

"beefers" as in "mom stop bringing me those tops you nose i aint got none of them beefers like you"

You have to be aware of the moment. In any interview I just refer to then as yabbo's

Eating a bunch of watermelon isn’t being fruitful. Darkie.....