What do you think was about to be revealed in court that made anth so eager to settle?

0  2018-08-16 by AhmedPinkman

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It has to be something along the lines of strap on ass play, double anal while wearing Mommy's shoes.

Does amyone know what episodes Mommy's Shoes is?

Whenever the prosecutor spoke, Ant tried to mash an imaginary ‘BLOCK THIS USER’ button floating before his eyes.

After about a week of people watching this geriatric frantically poking the air in front of him, Anthony’s attorney advised him to settle.

I’m guessing it had to with his life being one giant pansexual bazaar fraught with alcohol, infidelity, disgusting possibly non consensual sex tapes, dildos, anal beads, pedophelia and domestic violence.

Corporate, telling him settle this shit,NOW.

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Poppers and weird sex

That all the threesomes he bragged about were actually with his wife and another man.

Joe Cumia

Both Sr. and Jr.

Having most of the incident live streamed makes it a bit tough on a defense lawyer.

Three words.

Tree. House. Richard.

I've convinced myself that the threesomes he bragged about were with underage girls. I'm sure there were plenty of loose 14/15 year old girls hanging out at the dive bars the Mr and Mrs Cumia frequented that wouldn't turn down a fuck, some liquor and a couple hits of crack freebase.

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