If you're thinking about abandoning the Erock Army just remember...

29  2018-08-15 by iWhoreSchortSchorts

...that desserters will be shot because the treats are for him.

18 comments

Coke floats in my cup nigga

Deserters will be eaten after the main course.

The Guns of Provolone

Fridge with the Rib on Rye

Lettuce from Iwo Jima (eRock's not a fan)

Full Belly Jacket

Heartbreak Fudge

Tora Tora Tora my pants.

Buns of Provolone

E-rock is a dinosaur, marching - marching, E-rock is a dinosaur.- How did he get so fat?

Ewwww saying “treats” about erock means you love Sam

I hope his house catches on fire so all his dumb toys get destroyed

As much as I hate Ant, you can't really blame Erock for going to work for CM. It's not like he is a hot commodity in the job market.

He thinks a retreat is when he goes back for another helping

The desserts are for Erock.

That is indeed the bit sniff

I apologize. I totally Opie’d that one.

It was on the tip of your tongue.

There never was a army, maybe a squad at most