Joe is missing a chromosome. Or he has an extra one. Whatever makes a fucker retarded.

...but both have dumb, dairy cow eyes.

The cow was pondering life. Joe was backing out of his own horrible existence. I would rather be the cow.

The cow contributes to society. A much more noble creature than joe.

Show some fucking respect. This man served his country....men delicious high calorie meals so that they could protect us

At least Joe visited his ailing mother at least once in her last 5 years unlike his brother.

To go through her shot for loose change.

I'm seein' double here: two bovines

The cow is probably more self reliant.

I do love me some Joe Cumia bashing , fuck this lump of shit free loader

What's the difference between Joe and a fat, stinking pile of dog shit? The fat, stinking pile of dog shit has not fucked any children.

Same fucking stupid beard

Joe wouldn't mind being compared to a cow, but a black cow?!? Now that's fighting talk.

The cow was pondering life. Joe was backing out of his own horrible existence. I would rather be the cow.