Men= working 3 hours a day, not having kids unless you're sexually grooming them, abusing women, losing your licences (gun and drivers), howling at the moon all night on twitter, playing video games, betraying everyone you've ever known unless they have dark secrets on you, never leaving the state, a blatant racist, and completely out of touch with the real world. Anthony is a complete and utter loser and is projecting otherwise. I've never seen a complete opposite of Tyler Durden in my life. Even Anthony's alter ego is a degenerate.
I think we've all had that girlfriend - or more than one - whose favorite thing in the universe is Disney. Like Travis' wife. If you're pressured into a wedding and kids by a piece of ass who's a Disney freak, it's understandable to find yourself at Epcot one day.
You'd think one of the benefits of remaining a bachelor until the end of your life would be to never have to hear It's a Small World, ever. McMillionaire trash.
That’s incredibly weird. Unless you’re the “cool uncle,” going with your larger family. But we know Ant wants his niece to know him for much more than how “cool” he is.
hes such a fucking retard he retweeted a tweet to twitter safety and now his stupid ass boomer followers are commenting directly to @twittersafety about anthony cumia
What happened to him over the past few years is a million times more pathetic than whatever could have happened to anyone else in general. Im goin on my gfs account and reporting him for evading a ban. Lets see what happens to this "man" when he loses his precious social media account. What happened to "men" like him that they are this fucking pathetic?
His most annoying quality is how he thinks he's a "man's man." Does a real man get hair plugs instead of accepting aging, play video games, spend all-day on Twitter, need to pay women to hang out with him, brag about how little he works, and complain about shit that doesn't even effect him 24/7?
Whining about possibly getting booted off a social media platform after you offered a bounty to take down a different social media platform because they were making fun of you for beating your girlfriend. The HIGHT of masculinity.
Don't they shower with their fathers well into their teens, smoke crack with their mothers, sexually harass their cousins, groom children onlihe or get fucked by transexuals?!?
I love how I lost my Twitter account bashing Landau but Anthony and his friends are all about their own free speech. I simply wished him a RIP; I try to be subtle unlike "Hey Cousin sit on my Lap!"
51 comments
1 Cumia_Box 2018-08-15
Anyone who doesn't follow ants insane logic is automatically not a man. Good argument Ant.
1 Vulgardervish 2018-08-15
Men= working 3 hours a day, not having kids unless you're sexually grooming them, abusing women, losing your licences (gun and drivers), howling at the moon all night on twitter, playing video games, betraying everyone you've ever known unless they have dark secrets on you, never leaving the state, a blatant racist, and completely out of touch with the real world. Anthony is a complete and utter loser and is projecting otherwise. I've never seen a complete opposite of Tyler Durden in my life. Even Anthony's alter ego is a degenerate.
1 pephix 2018-08-15
I haven't paid that close attention to AntH's life in recent years. When did he lose his drivers license?
1 Vulgardervish 2018-08-15
It was this year. He said it was from too many tickets or something. He took the train into the city for a few months. To do his "shows"
1 pephix 2018-08-15
AntH is so toxic that the Long Island swine that covered for him all those years stopped helping him.
1 lowend73 2018-08-15
Go on Cruises and take pictures of folks enjoying themselves, even though you are the same Moor. Going to Disney as a grown man.
1 Vulgardervish 2018-08-15
That's a real man, man. We are all disgusting.
1 packitchofsositch 2018-08-15
And not even a married one.
I think we've all had that girlfriend - or more than one - whose favorite thing in the universe is Disney. Like Travis' wife. If you're pressured into a wedding and kids by a piece of ass who's a Disney freak, it's understandable to find yourself at Epcot one day.
You'd think one of the benefits of remaining a bachelor until the end of your life would be to never have to hear It's a Small World, ever. McMillionaire trash.
1 lowend73 2018-08-15
Single, grown men have 0 reason to vacation at Disney.
Ant cant go to an inclusive resort, they think he is the help.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-08-15
That’s incredibly weird. Unless you’re the “cool uncle,” going with your larger family. But we know Ant wants his niece to know him for much more than how “cool” he is.
1 greggtits 2018-08-15
Unless they're pedophiles
1 BrothamanB5010 2018-08-15
Especially if you don't enjoy rollercoasters or any rides for that matter.
1 aprosbro 2018-08-15
How many 'real men' have as many literal toys as Ant has?
1 notadegenerate1 2018-08-15
I'd like to call for a motion that people stop saying literal every time they make a statement.
1 ghandicumia 2018-08-15
Try to be more precise with your speech. Instead of saying literal toys, use "male vibrating asshole egg" toys.
1 cardaderdention 2018-08-15
TO OBSCURITY WITH HIM!
1 FoetusCorruptus 2018-08-15
"what happened to men". Well, some of them grew up. We don't all pretend to be wacky teenagers into our seventies.
1 RBuddCumia 2018-08-15
Daddy’s talking from the grave through his son’s cum covered mouth.
1 late_50s_why 2018-08-15
Real men bite women and get koed by them
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-08-15
Real men stock vending machines into their 30s, then run away from the families they started to play cowboy by the time they hit 40.
1 bobbacklund 2018-08-15
To be fair senior was a welder at one point. Guess having two faggot sons really took its toll.
1 Bababooey247 2018-08-15
Get his Jr. Soprano account banned and Nana will flip his shit.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-08-15
That would probably be the intellectual property of HBO, right?
1 3stepsbackward 2018-08-15
"Love ya, miss ya, Ant" - Gregg Hughes
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-08-15
About that beer I owe ya
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-08-15
"You always were a piece of human garbage"...
1 J-Bradley1 2018-08-15
"What happened to men?"
Get Fucked Tony
1 MarioPennington 2018-08-15
He did
1 Psych555 2018-08-15
This tranny fucking pederast has the gall to ask where all the men went?
He acts like no one knows. This ain't the radio and it ain't 1996, people can look up all the fucked up shit you do.
1 Broken_stoic 2018-08-15
“What happened to men”. I agree with his sentiments; real men would have caved in his hole filled face after he hit on their 13 year old daughters.
1 joecoglucci 2018-08-15
A real mans man spends all of his free time arguing with strangers through an app on his phone
1 TheSeaDevil 2018-08-15
Ant really thinks that if he isn't screaming on Twitter he really doesn't exist in the world.
1 ghandicumia 2018-08-15
hes such a fucking retard he retweeted a tweet to twitter safety and now his stupid ass boomer followers are commenting directly to @twittersafety about anthony cumia
1 bomber79 2018-08-15
“What ever happened to Gary Cooper?”
1 ghandicumia 2018-08-15
the weak, making multiple accounts to spout nonsense type
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-08-15
What happened to him over the past few years is a million times more pathetic than whatever could have happened to anyone else in general. Im goin on my gfs account and reporting him for evading a ban. Lets see what happens to this "man" when he loses his precious social media account. What happened to "men" like him that they are this fucking pathetic?
1 porsalin 2018-08-15
Either he gets suspended or gets ousted as too obscure to be bothered with.
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-08-15
Every man seems more womanly to Anthony since he's usually shopping for transgender prostitutes.
1 boringoneliner 2018-08-15
Someone tell me how to report these double accounts, I have some work to do for German Twitter fags
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-08-15
Ant yearns for the days when "men" rage-tweeted all night and no one minded. It'll be fucking hilarious if they really ban him again.
1 dennyofalcone 2018-08-15
His most annoying quality is how he thinks he's a "man's man." Does a real man get hair plugs instead of accepting aging, play video games, spend all-day on Twitter, need to pay women to hang out with him, brag about how little he works, and complain about shit that doesn't even effect him 24/7?
This piece of shit is the opposite of a real man.
1 FoetusCorruptus 2018-08-15
Real men are responsible. Ant created a business and told a chubby, inept ex-cop "Now you run the whole thing".
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-08-15
You left out the obvious - he's bisexual, leaning more towards men. Also, he fucks children. Take his man card away!
1 thetrapwemake 2018-08-15
Whining about possibly getting booted off a social media platform after you offered a bounty to take down a different social media platform because they were making fun of you for beating your girlfriend. The HIGHT of masculinity.
1 Anarox 2018-08-15
This old nigga talking about ethics of manhood, really
1 DryTeeth 2018-08-15
Ohhh, she will be so fucking mad without her twitter.
Will fall into a drunken stooper
1 DerekDlite 2018-08-15
I've never seen so many cucks in one place. Is this where I stand in line to throw rocks...cool.
1 Kizzner 2018-08-15
What happened to men?!?
Don't they shower with their fathers well into their teens, smoke crack with their mothers, sexually harass their cousins, groom children onlihe or get fucked by transexuals?!?
The world's gone maaaaaad.
1 ConflictAddict 2018-08-15
This guy's response should be getting more applause than it is.
1 FoetusCorruptus 2018-08-15
Put your Twitter on private, I see. Ant's "Conservative Defense Force" got to ya, huh?
1 WestStarKinger666 2018-08-15
I love how I lost my Twitter account bashing Landau but Anthony and his friends are all about their own free speech. I simply wished him a RIP; I try to be subtle unlike "Hey Cousin sit on my Lap!"
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-08-15
That would probably be the intellectual property of HBO, right?