I’d fuck the one on the far right

My exact thoughts.

Tomi Lahren? ah boooo

You just fucked up my Sean Hannity joke and you should feel bad.

I'd fuck any of them. But that's just me. You see, I enjoy the way my penis feels when it's in a vagina. I don't judge homosexuals for having different interests. To each their own.

I’d fuck any of them.

Mm. Probably not Jim, myself. I have it on good authority he has not engaged safe sexual practices in the past, thereby making him a bit of a risk.

Clearly, I'm referring to the ones with vaginas, you pedantic jackass.

Going for looks over "womanly bosoms"? Gutsy...especially when you see em hanging out with Jim.

Ozzy Osbourne?

Hey oh!

You mean left

You maniacs are just getting better and better at Photoshop.

This hasn't been photoshopped. You can tell by Sam's ugliness and Jim's faggotness. See it now?

yeah, they photoshopped in attractive women who would spend time around those 2 perfectly!

Oh now you’ve done it. Preparing for the onslaught as this sub to weighs in on how UNatttactive those women actually are.

Countdown in 7, 6, 4, 5, 3, 2...

...1?

Chippy-kai-yay, fuddermuckers.

Sammy Strawarms!

iIS THAT S EVEN PHOTOSHOPEPD???!!!! XDDDDD

Somehow it took me a second to notice Sam.

It's because you're a straight, red-blooded male.

This goes in the save folder.

The physical representation of what Sam sounds like.

And looks like.

Good God, Sam looks awful.

I'd fuck any of them. But that's just me. You see, I enjoy the way my penis feels when it's in a vagina. I don't judge homosexuals for having different interests. To each their own.

What's with these silly t-shirts.

Thrilla in Manila.. yeah ok.. seems legit.

What a fuckin poseur hack.

What is "tendies", Precious?

sheesh, a body language expert isnt needed to see how women feel about the worm.

Is that Mary Jean in red? She somehow looks good in this photo, not like a teenage mutant ninja turtle like usual.

Women know their angles.

Jim a big boxing fan too? Yuck

Sam needs to stop hunching in his chair. It would do wonders for his Elephantiasis

This is fucking genius 😂

I legit laughed out loud, by myself, after seeing this. God dammit. This is god tier photoshop work.

Same. I've been laughing out loud every time i look at it. Couldn't add it to my save file fast enough

Lol Jesus Christ this is the best. I really hope Sam sees this and is saddened by it

Holy fuck! That is the best laugh Sam has ever provided. I am in tears. Bravo!

Same. I've laughed at it, out loud, everytime I've looked at it

These always make me wheeze

I'm sure these whores provided great radio

Surprisingly no

Progeria kid lookin' ass.