Here's why this sucks and it's somehow liberal driven: The stories themselves aren't that scary, or at least they're typical common myths, just changed around to fit certain details of the century they're being told in. They're stories we've all heard a million times, just told in different ways. The only thing that really drove it home was THE ART. That's what really sold the old stories as being scary again. Harold taking someones skin and drying it on the line looked better when you saw Harold like this: https://i0.wp.com/www.adventuresinpoortaste.com/images/scary/006a.jpg?w=1200, over this: https://i0.wp.com/www.adventuresinpoortaste.com/images/scary/006b.jpg?w=1200
This is what an over-protective matriarchal system gives you: Safety over Quality.
Harold was a good story is that the one where hes a scarecrow or whatever that these brothers make and fuck with then he murders the whole family at the end?
Yeah it ended with one of the farmers looking at the house from a distance where the scarecrow was on the roof taunting the guy with his brothers flayed skin
Yeah that one gave me the creeps there were some other good ones too. There was one that creeped me out with these shadow people that could only get you in the dark
The illustrations scared me more than the stories. Although I'm fairly sure that I had an audiotape of the stories, as well. The narrator was very dramatic.
The illustrations scared me more than the stories. Although I'm fairly sure that I had an audiotape of the stories, as well. The narrator was very dramatic.
21 comments
1 Opprobriousness 2018-08-14
Ugh, now I want to go back and read all three of those books.
1 SteakSauce66 2018-08-14
Have you seen what they've done with the reprints?
1 shawnshankredemshawn 2018-08-14
No what they do?
1 PeggedByRussianTGirl 2018-08-14
They recreated the drawings to be less horrific
1 shawnshankredemshawn 2018-08-14
Awww that sucks that was the best part about those books
1 SteakSauce66 2018-08-14
Yuuuup. Absolutely fucking ruined them.
1 shawnshankredemshawn 2018-08-14
They were pretty dark and creepy for kids books. Trandpa would complain about libs watering this book down if he could read
1 jamescaannigga 2018-08-14
Here's why this sucks and it's somehow liberal driven: The stories themselves aren't that scary, or at least they're typical common myths, just changed around to fit certain details of the century they're being told in. They're stories we've all heard a million times, just told in different ways. The only thing that really drove it home was THE ART. That's what really sold the old stories as being scary again. Harold taking someones skin and drying it on the line looked better when you saw Harold like this: https://i0.wp.com/www.adventuresinpoortaste.com/images/scary/006a.jpg?w=1200, over this: https://i0.wp.com/www.adventuresinpoortaste.com/images/scary/006b.jpg?w=1200
This is what an over-protective matriarchal system gives you: Safety over Quality.
1 Muted_Post-Horn 2018-08-14
Women stink
1 Opprobriousness 2018-08-14
I wonder if my creepy originals will have some value someday. They're somewhere around here.
At least I'll be rich in nostalgia and spirit.
1 shawnshankredemshawn 2018-08-14
Harold was a good story is that the one where hes a scarecrow or whatever that these brothers make and fuck with then he murders the whole family at the end?
1 PeggedByRussianTGirl 2018-08-14
Yeah it ended with one of the farmers looking at the house from a distance where the scarecrow was on the roof taunting the guy with his brothers flayed skin
1 shawnshankredemshawn 2018-08-14
Yeah that one gave me the creeps there were some other good ones too. There was one that creeped me out with these shadow people that could only get you in the dark
1 shawnshankredemshawn 2018-08-14
https://youtu.be/V4WCt9s_jxg
1 ballpitpredator 2018-08-14
Eh just Google the pics. Kids stories don't age well surprisingly
1 KangolVos 2018-08-14
The illustrations scared me more than the stories. Although I'm fairly sure that I had an audiotape of the stories, as well. The narrator was very dramatic.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-08-14
I preferred Tom Servo's Terrifying Tales from the Toaster
1 GraphOrlock 2018-08-14
joseph ASS-CRACK
1 SteakSauce66 2018-08-14
He was! “Me Tie Doughty Walker” scared the shit out of me when he read it.
1 Vulgardervish 2018-08-14
I was obsessed with these books and the artwork as a kid.
1 thggana 2018-08-14
How unique. Did you also watch cartoons?
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-08-14
Nice nostalgia, cocksucker
1 Vulgardervish 2018-08-14
This made me laugh. A well deserved shot. I did get nostalgic. Well played sir.
1 shamr0x 2018-08-14
Wow I miss these books so much! Thanks for the reminder!
1 Silentpoolman 2018-08-14
Isn't there supposed to be an anthology movie or show based on those books in development?
1 SteakSauce66 2018-08-14
Have you seen what they've done with the reprints?
1 ballpitpredator 2018-08-14
Eh just Google the pics. Kids stories don't age well surprisingly
1 KangolVos 2018-08-14
The illustrations scared me more than the stories. Although I'm fairly sure that I had an audiotape of the stories, as well. The narrator was very dramatic.