granted, it's good family car. I'm sure Lynsi has a BMW.

And her boyfriend has a Mercedes. The Opester is a generous cuckold.

Sir Bam drives a Lamborghini

I said her boyfriend, not the father of her son. Bam only stops by to give Lynsi a quick dick hammering now and then when he's in town. Her boyfriend is likely a darker skinned gentleman named Demarrius, Tayquan or perhaps Latavion.

ok i'm really trying to get down with the brothaman love.............

but are those STOCK RIMS ???????????????????? the opester is ridin around on buttons !!!!

please tell me he's in the shop to get those replaced.

looks like he had a flat.

Nothing flat about the Opester.

Your black is showing.

Look at that shit he deserves to be mocked looks like a toy car

Judging by the stock "rims", it's a 2018 Chevy Traverse or maybe an Equinox.

Considering his last truck was a Jeep Grand Cherokee and rollerblades before that, the OPster is still moving up in the world.

Yes, a husband and a wife each having a car and living somewhere is a big L

When you pay a $70,000 garage fee for two cars. Even more with city taxes and licencing fees. Yes.

Those are stock 22 inch rims on a Chevy Tahoe.

And err what choo drivin' there, sugartits?

White people generally don't spend money with the same frivolity of the black.

Aint nothin frivolous about it rims are more essential than car insurance

Where do weaves and getting nails done rank?

Less important than baby formula but more important than car seatd

EXCELLENT use of "frivolity".

you are better than this

@Emily's shit posting is influencing me

“big L for the kid”

the opester is in touch with the youth

$250 tire change = Big L

Yikes

he's so dedicated to his podcast that being late is a big Lu fawkin haterrr

That tweet is all about what Opie has wanted all his life.

He's always wanted people he thinks are friends who treat him the way he thinks he deserves and respect his perceived alpha male status. He knew he could never get that from Jim, Anthony or the comedians from the show because they know what a dim witted, unfunny douche he is and that he can't take even a hint of the criticism they all lay on one another in a joking way.

He couldn't get it from the staff because they are just peons, low level scum in his eyes who aren't fit to associate with him.

But Sherrod Vic and Carl are almost on his level, in his eyes, and they are smart enough to laugh at what he says and never foolish enough to mock him.

So Opie think he has what he has wanted all his long, lonely life. He thinks he has friends he can banter with, joke around with and send fun tweets out where he refers to himself as "the kid". He sends it and gets all gleeful and imagine Sherrod, Vic and Carl reading it and laughing and shaking their heads at the foibles of their buddy. He pictures them saying, "Ohhh man that Opie!!"

Meanwhile the truth is Vic is probably too busy collecting cans from trash cans for the recycling money. Carl isn't allowed to have his phone on him while he's working his job at McDonalds and Sherrod is passed out next to an ugly fat white chick he picked up by saying, "Isa be Chris Rocks Cubsin, youba wants to fuck?"

You’ve put way too much thought into this, sir

I haven't posted much in a week so I tried to make up for it with a lot of words.

you shout type more words next time

That's a lot of words, brotha man

What a deluded rambling cunt you are.

He’ll never get another paying gig so he has to save money. Plus, he’s cheap.

He had a Jeep before this. I don't know why we would pretend he spends money on anything automotive.

Even if it was a skateboard, it's still better than riding coattails like a twitchy dry drunk, brotherman brotherman.

Skateboards are the preferred method of transportation of the Hughes children’s biological father.

THAT'S THE BIT!

Are chevys bad?

They aren't good...

Fair enough. I know fuck all about cars.

You think he's spent enough to warrant "former" millionaire? That juicy busom'd imbecile is stingy as fuck.

Why spend money on cars when you live in NYC? Nobody cares what you drive in NYC.

Being driven around in a black car is the only way to look important in NYC.

Wait, isn't he just fixing a flat? Why didn't Opie just fix it himself?

These men call 911 for flat tires.

After you put the donut spare on, you still need a new tire

....yeah, but it looks like he's plugging a hole in it, rather than replacing a tire.

Chevy Dolt

Chevy Snuze

Chevy Maleboob.

Chevy Non-Celebrity

That Chevy probably cost north of $70K. Hardly chump change.

Still a Chevy.

Better than driving the Mustang that Nana brags about.

Wow.. why is Anthony repairing Opie's flat tire? I didn't realize they made up.

Not surprising. Tits never had an interest in cars. He just needs a soccer mom car/truck for the family. Im sure Iboye is thrilled that tits has take pictures while he is working. Fuck off and go sit in the waiting room. This is the highlight of tits week right here.

Big L rest in peace.

That's better than Cumio, who drives the bus everywhere now.

The bigger the car the smaller the star, brothaman.

He's getting his puncture plugged. That's poor man shit.

looks like he had a flat.

Your black is showing.

White people generally don't spend money with the same frivolity of the black.

you are better than this