i read that a black man invented peanut butter and potato chips, which are two of my favorite foods.

nice spelling mistake stupupid.

Unapolagetic black excellence 👏

I like to go to this $75 buffet at the casino. They have really high-quality shit, but they're only supposed to give you the really good stuff one at a time. Well the steak guy knows I'm a good tipper, so he'll throw a filet mignon and the T-bone on the same plate for me. Black guy.

I sell my pussy for McDonald's

Thank god for the dollar menu.

There's a black guy I like at McDonald's, too. He really stays on those fries.

You’re better than that

"Can I get a lobster tail with my filet for a little surf and turf action?" "No sir. Go sit down and finish your steak and then come back for the crustacean."

casino buffets are the best! used to go every week. probably the worst part of getting gastric surgery was knowing i couldn't go back. it's just too depressing to go to a buffet and only be able to eat one plate when i used to be able to easily eat 8 plates.

Schedule a pest meet up for the buffet. We'll stretch that stomach back out in a hurry, Patty boy.

I'm glad you and that negro look out for each other. Seems like a good guy. Also, casino buffets are the shit. I'll fuck up a Casino buffet.

I am really hoping the left decides they need to make a real life Wakanda.

Anthony would rather fuck sue than her

Just like Pride Month and every other corporation.

We are a bunch of consumer whores.

Shit’s boring, who cares.

When I think “accomplishment,” I think “statistical over-representation on magazine covers.”